A joke in bad taste.

noir cat · 08-18-2006, 01:19 AM

DISCLAIMER: This is really bad, racist, and awful of me to have said, so I'd like to state right here that swear, I really like black people and do not want to trivialize their history!

During sex once, my friend was mauling the hell out of me in a seductive manner while I was on top of him. I said, "Fuck, why don't I buy you a whip? We can reenact that Roots scene. I'll play Kunta Kante. My name is not Toby!"

noir cat · 08-18-2006, 01:19 AM

SEXYYY!

noir cat · 08-18-2006, 01:20 AM

Sorry guys, I just can't get that night out of my mind, I had really good sex.

redbull · 08-18-2006, 01:23 AM

this isnt really racist

noir cat · 08-18-2006, 01:24 AM

It does trivialize black people.

Anyway, here's something really tasteless! ;D
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=124892

I just can't get over that website I found!

Irridescent Fairysex · 08-18-2006, 01:25 AM

petition to rename thread to 'A really bad joke.'

benjamin619 · 08-18-2006, 01:32 AM

what's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day.

redbull · 08-18-2006, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benjamin619

what's the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father's day.

barden · 08-18-2006, 01:47 AM

The gentlemens forum seems fun.
they talk about gang rape.

I'm not cool enough for that shit though, yo.

Nimrod's Son · 08-18-2006, 01:50 AM

was it a quick sexual encounter?

ZEROpumpkins · 08-18-2006, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irridescent Fairysex

petition to rename thread to 'A really bad joke.'

Second

wHATcOLOR · 08-18-2006, 03:22 AM

what is sex

ohnoitsbonnie · 08-18-2006, 03:37 AM

yeah that wasn't racist at all.

Kahlo · 08-18-2006, 03:42 AM

thread does not deliver.

Thaniel Buckner · 08-18-2006, 10:18 AM

and before it actually happens, everyone imagine a long string of replies by Voice Implodes and Zerospaced containing dead baby jokes we've all heard before. followed by the holocaust jokes we've all heard before.

Thaniel Buckner · 08-18-2006, 01:59 PM

and the nigger/spic/kike/chink jokes we've all heard before.

waltermcphilp · 08-18-2006, 02:00 PM

why can't you fool the aborted fetus?

because he wasn't born yesterday

benjamin619 · 08-18-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

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i always read your username as watermelon.

waltermcphilp · 08-18-2006, 02:09 PM

you're like the third person to mention that since ive been here, i still can't see the resmblance

laradelocke · 08-18-2006, 02:10 PM

I like the way I don't get that joke

waltermcphilp · 08-18-2006, 02:16 PM

heres a joke my health teacher told me senior year, it was at a public school so it was extra funny, he goes:

"so my wife started getting kinda lazy with the house cleaning and cooking and i tell her if she doesn't straighten up she won't see me for a few days. sure enough she still was lazy and she didn't see me for a day....by the second day she still didn;'t see me....but by the third day the bruises healed enough for her to see me a little"

the guys in the room laughed but the girls not so much, so he followed the joke up with:

"im sorry ladies, i don't condone domestic violece but sometimes you guys just deserve it"

more laughter ensued.

yo soy el mejor · 08-18-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big white horse hung

what is sex

what is right
what is wrong
give me a sign

08-18-2006, 01:19 AM	#1
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	A joke in bad taste. DISCLAIMER: This is really bad, racist, and awful of me to have said, so I'd like to state right here that swear, I really like black people and do not want to trivialize their history! During sex once, my friend was mauling the hell out of me in a seductive manner while I was on top of him. I said, "Fuck, why don't I buy you a whip? We can reenact that Roots scene. I'll play Kunta Kante. My name is not Toby!"

08-18-2006, 01:20 AM	#3
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Sorry guys, I just can't get that night out of my mind, I had really good sex.

08-18-2006, 01:23 AM	#4
redbull Immortal Location: like liutenant dan i'm rollin' Posts: 21,035	this isnt really racist

08-18-2006, 01:24 AM	#5
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	It does trivialize black people. Anyway, here's something really tasteless! ;D http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=124892 I just can't get over that website I found!

08-18-2006, 01:25 AM	#6
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	petition to rename thread to 'A really bad joke.'

08-18-2006, 01:32 AM	#7
benjamin619 Apocalyptic Poster Location: West Coast Posts: 4,296	what's the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's day.

08-18-2006, 01:47 AM	#9
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	The gentlemens forum seems fun. they talk about gang rape. I'm not cool enough for that shit though, yo.

08-18-2006, 01:50 AM	#10
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	was it a quick sexual encounter?

08-18-2006, 03:22 AM	#12
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	what is sex

08-18-2006, 03:37 AM	#13
ohnoitsbonnie Banned Location: somerville, nj Posts: 23,383	yeah that wasn't racist at all.

08-18-2006, 03:42 AM	#14
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	thread does not deliver.

08-18-2006, 10:18 AM	#15
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	and before it actually happens, everyone imagine a long string of replies by Voice Implodes and Zerospaced containing dead baby jokes we've all heard before. followed by the holocaust jokes we've all heard before.

08-18-2006, 01:59 PM	#16
Thaniel Buckner Minion of Satan Location: kicksville Posts: 7,034	and the nigger/spic/kike/chink jokes we've all heard before.

08-18-2006, 02:00 PM	#17
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	why can't you fool the aborted fetus? because he wasn't born yesterday

08-18-2006, 02:09 PM	#19
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	you're like the third person to mention that since ive been here, i still can't see the resmblance

08-18-2006, 02:10 PM	#20
laradelocke Apocalyptic Poster Location: Raleigh - NC Posts: 3,251	I like the way I don't get that joke

08-18-2006, 02:16 PM	#21
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	heres a joke my health teacher told me senior year, it was at a public school so it was extra funny, he goes: "so my wife started getting kinda lazy with the house cleaning and cooking and i tell her if she doesn't straighten up she won't see me for a few days. sure enough she still was lazy and she didn't see me for a day....by the second day she still didn;'t see me....but by the third day the bruises healed enough for her to see me a little" the guys in the room laughed but the girls not so much, so he followed the joke up with: "im sorry ladies, i don't condone domestic violece but sometimes you guys just deserve it" more laughter ensued.