wanna hear a joke

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by slanky

except that's the way the joke goes

A much better setup:

"You know that show the Flintstones? What would it have been called if it were about a black family?"

[brendo_91]

Originally Posted by bob_cock

the flinstones weren't homeless, dickhole

BUT TEH JOEK WAS TAHT BLAKC POEPLE AER POOR LOL ROFL!!!!!!1111!!!!!!oneoneone

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

A much better setup:

"You know that show the Flintstones? What would it have been called if it were about a black family?"

this doesn't seem any better.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by slanky

this doesn't seem any better.

your version of the aristocrats would be

"A man walks into an office and shits on the desk. the promoter says 'what do you call it>' the man says 'the aristocrats!'"

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

your version of the aristocrats would be

"A man walks into an office and shits on the desk. the promoter says 'what do you call it>' the man says 'the aristocrats!'"

eh................ah.

[brendo_91]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

your version of the aristocrats would be

"A man walks into an office and shits on the desk. the promoter says 'what do you call it>' the man says 'the aristocrats!'"

Are you kidding me? That version's hilarious!

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

your version of the aristocrats would be

"A man walks into an office and shits on the desk. the promoter says 'what do you call it>' the man says 'the aristocrats!'"

You can't compare that to the aristocrats

[agenda suicide]

Ps-happy birthday tobes and shannon!

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by deathofromeo

You can't compare that to the aristocrats

i'm pretty sure you didn't get what i was saying here

[bob_cock]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i'm pretty sure you didn't get what i was saying here

king of the joke-tellers here

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by bob_cock

king of the joke-tellers here

stop busting out your trolls to defend you, slanky

[the]

Originally Posted by slanky

what would you call the Flinstones if they were black?

i would like to know

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by the

i would like to know

the Flinstones you fucking racist

[ndugu]

barney is cousin

[the]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

the Flinstones you fucking racist

who you callin racist, ya big fishhh?
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...oods-46277.jpg

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by the

who you callin racist, ya big fishhh?
http://media.urbandictionary.com/ima...oods-46277.jpg

like you or the person that's making that sign has any idea of the signifcance

[the]

lallal


Every morning, mistle wakes up and goes up to Nimrod's house and yells:
"Hey Nimrod!!"
Nimrod says: "Yes?"
And then, mistle says: "Suck my dick!!", and runs away.

Nimrod is getting pissed off with this; so, he asks Mayfuck what to do. Julio tells Nimrod: "Well, why don't you wake up early and go do the same shit to mistle?".

Cool. So Nimrod wakes up the next day at 5 a.m., and goes to mistle's house and yells:
"Hey mistle!!"
mistle says: "Who is it?"
Nimrod says: "It's me, Nimrod's son."
Then mistle says: "Ohhhhhh... SUCK MY DICK THEN!!"

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i'm pretty sure you didn't get what i was saying here

yeah, the flinstones joke was short and fucking stupid, and his version of the aristocrats would be too.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by deathofromeo

yeah, the flinstones joke was short and fucking stupid, and his version of the aristocrats would be too.

let's be freinds again

[agenda suicide]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

let's be freinds again

I'm glad I've made the cut.

[Mooney]

why isn't your nose twelve inches long?

[Mooney]

Originally Posted by Mooney

why isn't your nose twelve inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

[Rockin' Cherub]

or my penis