I'm stoned and I'm at work

Aeroplane · 08-07-2006, 03:57 PM

I've been extremely anxious due to the fact that a lot of things are hinging on my career these next few days which could totally change everything for me. On top of that, there's personal crap, so today I'm all anxious, thinking I'm going to crawl out of my skin.

My neighbouring co-worker opens her purse and offers a Clonozepan (sp?). I given in and take it. And now I am SOOOOARING. It's great! I've never had one of these. It's like it's all a dream. I'm still getting work done, but it's like stocking the shelves with groceries - mindless. Even a friend is IMing me with technical computer shit (wny me, god knows only why), and it's just water of a duck's back.

This is niiiice. I have a deadline at the end of the day, and i can make it. I was all anxious about it because the outcome could change everything . . .but now i'm cool.

Yeah, I feel goooood.

wHATcOLOR · 08-07-2006, 03:59 PM

how do you think your clients, cnn and fox, would react if they knew you were an on-the-job-drug-abuser, huh?

Kahlo · 08-07-2006, 04:01 PM

I'm all fresh out of medals. damn.

Aeroplane · 08-07-2006, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big white horse hung

how do you think your clients, cnn and fox, would react if they knew you were an on-the-job-drug-abuser, huh?

as long as i continue to do the good job that i do, they don't give a fuck.

pyramidsonmars · 08-07-2006, 04:09 PM

I've been STONED at work...but only on things that hindered my performance... But I know the feeling: one time a friend of mine gave me dexadrine (sp?) and I cleaned my whole room in about an hour. I don't do drugs anymore but those aspects of it I sure miss sometiems

Aeroplane · 08-07-2006, 04:28 PM

i don't do drugs drugs anymore, this is prescription, but boy, it's helping.

duovamp · 08-07-2006, 04:51 PM

Does it come with any horrifying side effects? Or, perhaps, wonderful side effects? ie. increased penis size.

Lola · 08-07-2006, 05:37 PM

How did you get home from work Phillip? Did you drive trashed?

08-07-2006, 03:57 PM	#1
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	I'm stoned and I'm at work I've been extremely anxious due to the fact that a lot of things are hinging on my career these next few days which could totally change everything for me. On top of that, there's personal crap, so today I'm all anxious, thinking I'm going to crawl out of my skin. My neighbouring co-worker opens her purse and offers a Clonozepan (sp?). I given in and take it. And now I am SOOOOARING. It's great! I've never had one of these. It's like it's all a dream. I'm still getting work done, but it's like stocking the shelves with groceries - mindless. Even a friend is IMing me with technical computer shit (wny me, god knows only why), and it's just water of a duck's back. This is niiiice. I have a deadline at the end of the day, and i can make it. I was all anxious about it because the outcome could change everything . . .but now i'm cool. Yeah, I feel goooood.

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08-07-2006, 03:59 PM	#2
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	how do you think your clients, cnn and fox, would react if they knew you were an on-the-job-drug-abuser, huh?

08-07-2006, 04:01 PM	#3
Kahlo Registered User Posts: 17,562	I'm all fresh out of medals. damn.

08-07-2006, 04:09 PM	#5
pyramidsonmars Apocalyptic Poster Location: I'm a dude Posts: 1,265	I've been STONED at work...but only on things that hindered my performance... But I know the feeling: one time a friend of mine gave me dexadrine (sp?) and I cleaned my whole room in about an hour. I don't do drugs anymore but those aspects of it I sure miss sometiems

08-07-2006, 04:28 PM	#6
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	i don't do drugs drugs anymore, this is prescription, but boy, it's helping.

08-07-2006, 04:51 PM	#7
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Does it come with any horrifying side effects? Or, perhaps, wonderful side effects? ie. increased penis size.

08-07-2006, 05:37 PM	#8
Lola Apocalyptic Poster Location: This is bullshit Posts: 1,572	How did you get home from work Phillip? Did you drive trashed?