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Old 07-29-2006, 09:13 AM   #1
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Question need advice ordering strippers for bachelor party

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ive never ordered strippers before. got to plan a bachelor party about a month from now. can someone who has done this before let me know what to expect?
i hopefully want to get two girl friends who will come out to the place the party is at (not a strip club), and strip and then do each other there. i guess for an hour or two? lapdances etc? is it possible to see pics and rates before ordering?
what is the etiquette when they are there? pay up front plus tips during? etc
any guidance is appreciated. thanks in advance.
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:46 AM   #2
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you run the credit card through their crack.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:54 AM   #3
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From my understanding, it's like bringing the strip club to the house. Batchelor gets a few free dances and the rest of the guys pay cash. You know, the people who provide these services can give you better information than an internet messageboard.

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 09:56 AM   #4
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better information than an internet messageboard.
Get him a laptop and pay for a pornsite!

 
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Old 07-29-2006, 10:00 AM   #5
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"Get a lapdance in your lap while your laptop's in your lap. Digital goodtimes." - George Clinton

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 08:54 PM   #6
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so far i have found this one
NSFW http://www.wild-thingz.com/
which sounds good because of its duo bachelor party option, and you can see pics of the girls online. dont think their radius reaches to where i live though, emailed them just to be sure in case.
anyone know of any from personal experience like this?
thanks
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:05 PM   #7
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you will need a room for her to change and prepare, and she will likely request towels. She might bring a huge dude with her. I would not be surprised if she requested the start-up fee in cash. She'll give the bachelor a little bit of free fun, and everything after that is additional. probably between $5 - $30 for everything she does. You can ask her to just sit naked, but she won't do it.

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:08 PM   #8
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Netphoria prides itself on being the first to turn to for all your needs relating to strippers.

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:10 PM   #9
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i bet if you pay her enough she'll suck your dick.

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:12 PM   #10
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i remember when a friend of mine turned 18 his mom helped him throw a party. she helped his best friends order a stripper for him and bought us a lots of beer.

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 09:13 PM   #11
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i remember when a friend of mine turned 18 his mom helped him throw a party. she helped his best friends order a stripper for him and bought us a lots of beer.
Best mom ever.

 
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Old 08-06-2006, 10:06 PM   #12
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dont do it, man.

 
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