My father says the funniest things...

Egadsman · 08-05-2006, 09:51 PM

The other day he had taken a break from his resturant business to cook for his sons once more. My father has been infamous for intolerance towards people in his kitchen as brings a meal to a close. Here was the quick exchange between my fatehr and my 19 year old brother:

My father dodging my brother's presence in my small kitchen, "Get out of my fucking way!", which was met with an absurdest mocking of my brother's non-sequitorial wit, "Well, get out of my effing face!" My father quickly retorted, "I'll piss in your mouth!" and nonchalantly hurried into the next gear of preperation.

After a degree of shock and amazement, my brother responded over my cackling laughter, "I should leave you a tip, because I just got served."

I miss the three of us living together sometimes.

I'm Hardcore · 08-05-2006, 10:06 PM

yeah my father tells me i have no future, how funny is that?

Sonic Johnny · 08-06-2006, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

yeah my father tells me i have no future, how funny is that?

thats how funny it is.

I'm Hardcore · 08-06-2006, 02:03 AM

pretty much the face i gave him too

daydreamer999 · 08-06-2006, 02:17 AM

did you shave your head for the momentous occasion?

I'm Hardcore · 08-06-2006, 04:40 AM

no but my head rolled and lolled

waltermcphilp · 08-06-2006, 08:43 AM

my father makes me thank him daily for not beating me

toyschoketoys · 08-06-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by waltermcphilp

my father makes me thank him daily for not beating me

by chewing him off ?

waltermcphilp · 08-06-2006, 06:19 PM

yes...

Toby · 08-06-2006, 07:37 PM

my girlf hates me dad because she can never tell when he is being serious and all.

08-05-2006, 09:51 PM	#1
Egadsman Apocalyptic Poster Location: Moist and Bouyant. Posts: 1,967	My father says the funniest things... The other day he had taken a break from his resturant business to cook for his sons once more. My father has been infamous for intolerance towards people in his kitchen as brings a meal to a close. Here was the quick exchange between my fatehr and my 19 year old brother: My father dodging my brother's presence in my small kitchen, "Get out of my fucking way!", which was met with an absurdest mocking of my brother's non-sequitorial wit, "Well, get out of my effing face!" My father quickly retorted, "I'll piss in your mouth!" and nonchalantly hurried into the next gear of preperation. After a degree of shock and amazement, my brother responded over my cackling laughter, "I should leave you a tip, because I just got served." I miss the three of us living together sometimes.

08-05-2006, 10:06 PM	#2
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	yeah my father tells me i have no future, how funny is that?

08-06-2006, 02:03 AM	#4
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	pretty much the face i gave him too

08-06-2006, 02:17 AM	#5
daydreamer999 Minion of Satan Posts: 5,782	did you shave your head for the momentous occasion?

08-06-2006, 04:40 AM	#6
I'm Hardcore Banned Location: so 1994 I could die Posts: 15,970	no but my head rolled and lolled

08-06-2006, 08:43 AM	#7
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	my father makes me thank him daily for not beating me

08-06-2006, 06:19 PM	#9
waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	yes...

08-06-2006, 07:37 PM	#10
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	my girlf hates me dad because she can never tell when he is being serious and all.