wanna hear a joke

Toby · 08-06-2006, 05:37 PM

a man comes to visit a friend who has a broken leg. "my feet are cold," the friend complains. "would you go upstairs and get my slippers, please" The guy goes up stairs and sees his friends 2 hot 18 year old twin daughters. "hello girls," he says. "your dad sent me up here to have sex with you." "thats not true," one daughter replies. "i'll prove it," the man says. He yells down the stairs, "both of them?

Zerospaced · 08-06-2006, 05:43 PM

I like that!

Toby · 08-06-2006, 05:43 PM

pretty funny, huh?

Rockin' Cherub · 08-06-2006, 05:47 PM

that one was really bad.

Toby · 08-06-2006, 05:55 PM

you didn't even laugh a little? a chuckle?

Rockin' Cherub · 08-06-2006, 06:07 PM

down there, maybe

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:22 PM

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Fuck you, Netphoria.

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:22 PM

The worst part is the joke wasn't even worth the wait

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:27 PM

i thought it was hillarious. fuck ya'll

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:29 PM

There are two fish in a tank. The one fish in the tank says to the other fish in the tank, "You shoot. I'll drive."

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:30 PM

why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:32 PM

fo drizzle

What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes?

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:33 PM

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:34 PM

BLEEATCH!

shannon · 08-06-2006, 06:34 PM

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:37 PM

that wasn't funny at all.

shannon · 08-06-2006, 06:39 PM

yours was funny too

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:43 PM

who washes there clothes with bleach anyways. i mean come on.

Nimrod's Son · 08-06-2006, 06:46 PM

what do you get when you combine an octopus and a mexican

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:46 PM

maybe he has really bad stains?
or his whites need whitened?

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

what do you get when you combine an octopus and a mexican

the sound spit makes when it hits a spitoon? spic-ink!

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:48 PM

wally · 08-06-2006, 06:49 PM

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:50 PM

Nimrod's Son · 08-06-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

what

beats the shit out of me but it sure as hell can pick strawberries

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby

what

it makes sense in my head, i swear

Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:51 PM

what did netphoria say to the masses?

wally · 08-06-2006, 06:52 PM

where's my tractor?

Zorgon · 08-06-2006, 06:52 PM

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Toby · 08-06-2006, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgon

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winner

08-06-2006, 05:37 PM	#1
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	wanna hear a joke a man comes to visit a friend who has a broken leg. "my feet are cold," the friend complains. "would you go upstairs and get my slippers, please" The guy goes up stairs and sees his friends 2 hot 18 year old twin daughters. "hello girls," he says. "your dad sent me up here to have sex with you." "thats not true," one daughter replies. "i'll prove it," the man says. He yells down the stairs, "both of them?

08-06-2006, 06:34 PM	#15
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	LOL

08-06-2006, 06:50 PM	#24
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	que

08-06-2006, 05:43 PM	#2
Zerospaced Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,247	I like that!

08-06-2006, 05:47 PM	#4
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	that one was really bad.

08-06-2006, 05:55 PM	#5
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	you didn't even laugh a little? a chuckle?

08-06-2006, 06:07 PM	#6
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	down there, maybe

08-06-2006, 06:22 PM	#7
Zorgon Apocalyptic Poster Location: fucking the future Posts: 2,569	The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later. Fuck you, Netphoria.

08-06-2006, 06:27 PM	#9
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	i thought it was hillarious. fuck ya'll

08-06-2006, 06:29 PM	#10
Zorgon Apocalyptic Poster Location: fucking the future Posts: 2,569	There are two fish in a tank. The one fish in the tank says to the other fish in the tank, "You shoot. I'll drive."

08-06-2006, 06:30 PM	#11
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella

08-06-2006, 06:32 PM	#12
Zorgon Apocalyptic Poster Location: fucking the future Posts: 2,569	fo drizzle What does snoop dogg use to wash his clothes?

08-06-2006, 06:33 PM	#13
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	what

08-06-2006, 06:37 PM	#16
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	that wasn't funny at all.

08-06-2006, 06:39 PM	#17
shannon Minion of Satan Location: i am a reptile Posts: 7,218	yours was funny too

08-06-2006, 06:43 PM	#18
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	who washes there clothes with bleach anyways. i mean come on.

08-06-2006, 06:46 PM	#19
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	what do you get when you combine an octopus and a mexican

08-06-2006, 06:48 PM	#22
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	what

08-06-2006, 06:49 PM	#23
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

08-06-2006, 06:51 PM	#27
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	what did netphoria say to the masses?

08-06-2006, 06:52 PM	#28
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	where's my tractor?