mothers say the funniest things.

Izzle · 08-05-2006, 06:44 PM

she came over whilst my sister and i were having lunch and said "hey, i just read about this new film Snakes In Planes, have you heard about it? i think that would be so terrifying, my two greatest fears in one film! i think you must take me to see it, i will not sleep for weeks!"

Rockin' Cherub · 08-05-2006, 06:47 PM

i smell 2snakes2planes coming

bob_cock · 08-05-2006, 07:31 PM

my mom: "If I ever catch you jerking off on my pillow again I will SUCK YOUR DICK young man!!!!!

Shapan · 08-05-2006, 08:18 PM

my mom hates snakes. my ex bought me a stuffed animal because she had one i bought her, and it was a snake that hissed when you touch it. it would scare the shit out of my mom. whenever i refer to it my mom's like "oh yeah that girl gave you that snake, because she's like a serpent."

i talk to my mom a bunch. might as well throw in something funny my dad said too though. me, my mom, and my dad were talking about tv shows we like. then my mom said you like tv shows you can relate to, she used examples that i like frasier for me because i love psych and cheers for my dad because he use to like hanging out with friends in bars. then i said, "but dad likes will and grace..." and then my dad said, "yeah and i hate gays."

(no offense to you gay guys!!)

agenda suicide · 08-05-2006, 08:26 PM

4 months after getting my tattoos we're talking about where to go to dinner or something, and out of nowhere "are you sure there's no lead in your tattoo ink?"

yo soy el mejor · 08-05-2006, 08:32 PM

my mom and stepdad talk about body parts in front of me. like their body parts. it really makes me sick and the're like what. my mom talks about my boobs too and she tells// uh. whatever. i guess my mom doesnt really say funny stuff. no nonsense mammy. thsi guy called me no nonsense laiuren and i felt like my mom/ no. im not drunk. but i smashed my middle finger in the door and i think the nail might fall off and it hurts sooo much it makes typing hard and i cant be bothered to take it slow.

wally · 08-05-2006, 09:07 PM

was that english?

08-05-2006, 09:37 PM

the words were

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08-05-2006, 06:44 PM	#1
Izzle Banned Posts: 6,212	mothers say the funniest things. she came over whilst my sister and i were having lunch and said "hey, i just read about this new film Snakes In Planes, have you heard about it? i think that would be so terrifying, my two greatest fears in one film! i think you must take me to see it, i will not sleep for weeks!"

08-05-2006, 06:47 PM	#2
Rockin' Cherub Braindead Location: the amazing year 400 million Posts: 18,192	i smell 2snakes2planes coming

08-05-2006, 07:31 PM	#3
bob_cock Demi-God Posts: 284	my mom: "If I ever catch you jerking off on my pillow again I will SUCK YOUR DICK young man!!!!!

08-05-2006, 08:18 PM	#4
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	my mom hates snakes. my ex bought me a stuffed animal because she had one i bought her, and it was a snake that hissed when you touch it. it would scare the shit out of my mom. whenever i refer to it my mom's like "oh yeah that girl gave you that snake, because she's like a serpent." i talk to my mom a bunch. might as well throw in something funny my dad said too though. me, my mom, and my dad were talking about tv shows we like. then my mom said you like tv shows you can relate to, she used examples that i like frasier for me because i love psych and cheers for my dad because he use to like hanging out with friends in bars. then i said, "but dad likes will and grace..." and then my dad said, "yeah and i hate gays." (no offense to you gay guys!!)

08-05-2006, 08:26 PM	#5
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	4 months after getting my tattoos we're talking about where to go to dinner or something, and out of nowhere "are you sure there's no lead in your tattoo ink?"

08-05-2006, 08:32 PM	#6
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	my mom and stepdad talk about body parts in front of me. like their body parts. it really makes me sick and the're like what. my mom talks about my boobs too and she tells// uh. whatever. i guess my mom doesnt really say funny stuff. no nonsense mammy. thsi guy called me no nonsense laiuren and i felt like my mom/ no. im not drunk. but i smashed my middle finger in the door and i think the nail might fall off and it hurts sooo much it makes typing hard and i cant be bothered to take it slow.

08-05-2006, 09:07 PM	#7
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	was that english?

08-06-2006, 02:23 AM	#9
the Minion of Satan Location: ajksaksak. Posts: 7,794	I JUST FOUND 20 BUCKS!! haaaaaaaa