the office for my apartment is run by idiots

agenda suicide · 08-01-2006, 02:48 AM

A man called my cell twice this morning and leaves a message about signing some paperwork. I notice he's also called my house line and left a message saying "I'm trying to reach Natalie. I called a number that's supposed to be her cell, but it doesn't sound like her... So I'm not sure if she got the message."
My voicemail says 'hi this is natalie sorry I missed your call blah blah blah..' Apparently that doesn't sound like me.
I call him back and he's giggling between pretty much every sentence that comes out of his mouth. Maybe he's a fun flambouantly gay man...

agenda suicide · 08-01-2006, 02:55 AM

Moral of the story: I am clearly bored enough to make this thread.
What's up?

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-01-2006, 03:01 AM

This is the man on the other side of the phone.

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Big_Gay_Al_figure.jpg

redbreegull · 08-01-2006, 03:01 AM

The office of our apartment complex is run by idiots too. But these aren't flamboyantly gay idiots. They are idiots that treat the residents like shit because they don't care. When something breaks and we put in a maintenance call, sometimes a week goes by with no response. So we call again and get a different person on the phone who claims they have no record of us putting in a report at all. They spend what must be enormous sums of money to make the rental office look beautiful. There are flowers everywhere, trees, bushes, everything landscaped to a cosmetic perfection. But the apartments are kept up like shit. So. I don't really know why I bothered posting all this.

Ol' Couch Ass · 08-01-2006, 03:06 AM

The office has to be nice because that sets the impression for chumps about to put down a security deposit and sign a contract. I've lived in 3 apartments and all of them were shitty experiences.

redbreegull · 08-01-2006, 03:14 AM

Yeah, I know why they do it. It's almost comical, how beautiful the office is yet 50 feet away are such shitty looking apartment buildings.

D. · 08-01-2006, 03:53 AM

atleast your landlord isnt a creepy sex offender

agenda suicide · 08-01-2006, 07:51 AM

Hahahahhha. Oh david..

08-01-2006, 02:48 AM	#1
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	the office for my apartment is run by idiots A man called my cell twice this morning and leaves a message about signing some paperwork. I notice he's also called my house line and left a message saying "I'm trying to reach Natalie. I called a number that's supposed to be her cell, but it doesn't sound like her... So I'm not sure if she got the message." My voicemail says 'hi this is natalie sorry I missed your call blah blah blah..' Apparently that doesn't sound like me. I call him back and he's giggling between pretty much every sentence that comes out of his mouth. Maybe he's a fun flambouantly gay man...

08-01-2006, 02:55 AM	#2
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Moral of the story: I am clearly bored enough to make this thread. What's up?

08-01-2006, 03:01 AM	#3
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	This is the man on the other side of the phone. http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Big_Gay_Al_figure.jpg

08-01-2006, 03:01 AM	#4
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	The office of our apartment complex is run by idiots too. But these aren't flamboyantly gay idiots. They are idiots that treat the residents like shit because they don't care. When something breaks and we put in a maintenance call, sometimes a week goes by with no response. So we call again and get a different person on the phone who claims they have no record of us putting in a report at all. They spend what must be enormous sums of money to make the rental office look beautiful. There are flowers everywhere, trees, bushes, everything landscaped to a cosmetic perfection. But the apartments are kept up like shit. So. I don't really know why I bothered posting all this.

08-01-2006, 03:06 AM	#5
Ol' Couch Ass Socialphobic Location: The Filthy South Posts: 11,261	The office has to be nice because that sets the impression for chumps about to put down a security deposit and sign a contract. I've lived in 3 apartments and all of them were shitty experiences.

08-01-2006, 03:14 AM	#6
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	Yeah, I know why they do it. It's almost comical, how beautiful the office is yet 50 feet away are such shitty looking apartment buildings.

08-01-2006, 03:53 AM	#7
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	atleast your landlord isnt a creepy sex offender

08-01-2006, 07:51 AM	#8
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Hahahahhha. Oh david..