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Old 07-31-2006, 02:18 AM   #91
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What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
My mother admits to having sex in the front of an old VW Beetle. She's horrifying like that.

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:20 AM   #92
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Well how can you resist when the car is basically designed for sex both inside and outside its confinements

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:21 AM   #93
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Touche.

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:23 AM   #94
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Maybe we should get back on topic, can we conclude that ella is a troll, but only in appearance?

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:25 AM   #95
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She's reasonably cute actually, but hey wouldn't that have been clever if she was fugly.

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 02:27 AM   #96
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It would have been a less troll-like move to find a picture of an unsoundly ugly human being and use it.

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:19 AM   #97
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u guyz r so hott

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:20 AM   #98
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I see what you did there...

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 09:22 AM   #99
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Ok, now wrap the toilet paper around yourself so only your eyes are showing and strike a mummy pose. Actually one to the left and one to the right, so we can make a gif

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 07:32 PM   #100
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woah.
bonnie doesn't like me.
does she.....

darn.
you've just gotten very boring very quickly.

maybe you've impressed the rest of the board with your threads on actual real life paper.

no worries, you can still redeem yourself!

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:10 PM   #101
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Originally Posted by Future Boy
Stay away from Nimrod. He just wants to screw you in a very uncomfortable place.
uncomfortable place

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:11 PM   #102
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I already said the anus you stupid motherfucker

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:13 PM   #103
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'Unshaven male human anus'

ew - that picture is gross

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:17 PM   #104
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I already said the anus you stupid motherfucker

Pretzel Logic = Unshaven Male Human Anus

 
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Old 07-31-2006, 08:28 PM   #105
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What woman needs a good facial? Cucumber/lemon spa facial

 
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