what's the best way to cool off beer? - Page 2

TuralyonW3 · 06-25-2006, 03:32 AM

that put's me in the mood for some scat porn ass

06-25-2006, 03:34 AM

you love that picture and how cute i look in it JUST ENOUGH to save it and photoshop it.

and i was really wondering how long it woud take.....not exactly whether i should leave it out and hope that it gets cold.....but thanks for playing nimrod.

how far along are you on finding out all my personal information?

Fattening Ass · 06-25-2006, 03:35 AM

fuck me in the goat ass

Nimrod's Son · 06-25-2006, 03:37 AM

hey guys i got some wine coolers but i am not sure what this "ice" that vipbrj is talking about could be

i have some water, would that work?

Fattening Ass · 06-25-2006, 03:37 AM

no!!! fucking put it in some hot coals you fucktard !!!

06-25-2006, 03:39 AM

why would you ever hate me so much anyway? it's just a stupid messageboard that you're pathetically addicted to......lighten up

btw this is the real picture

Fattening Ass · 06-25-2006, 03:40 AM

ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

THATS THE REAL PICTURE ????

06-25-2006, 03:42 AM

you boys are so pathetic it's funny

i'm going to bed

Fattening Ass · 06-25-2006, 03:43 AM

SWEET DREAMS TOOTS

Nimrod's Son · 06-25-2006, 03:45 AM

looks like a before and after to me

06-25-2006, 03:49 AM

i dont remember what it was.

yeah i'm totally fat now. pushing 132 man. i should totally get my ass in the gym.....

murgle · 06-25-2006, 04:00 AM

This thread is now totally derailed. Whatever. The fastest ways to cool a six-pack off (from fastest to longest)

a. Fire extinguisher
b. Cooler with water, ice, and salt (I think this takes 5 minutes)
c. Cooler with water and ice (this might take 10)
d. Freezer
e. Refrigerator

So there. For future reference.

brendo_91 · 06-25-2006, 07:35 AM

http://cockeyed.com/science/moment/moment_menu.shtml

bardy · 06-25-2006, 10:05 AM

you should buy a small bag of road salt for such circumstances

also you can use it to make icecream quickly. have you guys ever done that? we did it in my chemistry class in highschool. it was fucking awesome and took like 5 minutes.

bardy · 06-25-2006, 10:09 AM

here is a link people:

http://www.life.uiuc.edu/hughes/boas...s/icecream.htm

barden · 06-28-2006, 12:50 AM

Was this answered?
I watched a Mythbusters episode about it.

Salt + ice = much quicker then freezer / ice / water etc.

The best was the extinguisher. But it isn't a practiocal option. Second best was the salt and ice mix.

Elvis The Fat Years · 06-28-2006, 01:04 AM

what would we do without you, barden, you stupid fuck.

barden · 06-28-2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

what would we do without you, barden, you stupid fuck.

I don’t know. Probably about the same, complain about your life, flirt with depression, troll internet message boards to make yourself feel important, threaten suicide for attention, cry into your pillow, masturbate to pictures of women who would never look twice at you... same old really, I suppose.

Fattening Ass · 06-28-2006, 03:45 AM

Shit, whats the best way to melt chocolate?????

TuralyonW3 · 06-28-2006, 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fattening Ass

Shit, whats the best way to melt chocolate?????

stove

barden · 06-28-2006, 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fattening Ass

Shit, whats the best way to melt chocolate?????

It’s melting pretty fast between your clenched fat hands as you try shovel it down your gullet as fast as possible.

06-28-2006, 03:59 AM

ChristHimself! · 06-28-2006, 04:04 AM

This thread title is gold. I thought I misread it at first.

06-28-2006, 04:11 AM

ChristHimself! · 06-28-2006, 04:16 AM

that's what i thought

06-28-2006, 03:59 AM	#52
kristin xp Posts: n/a	!!!!

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06-25-2006, 03:32 AM	#31
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	that put's me in the mood for some scat porn ass

06-25-2006, 03:34 AM	#32
kristin xp Posts: n/a	you love that picture and how cute i look in it JUST ENOUGH to save it and photoshop it. and i was really wondering how long it woud take.....not exactly whether i should leave it out and hope that it gets cold.....but thanks for playing nimrod. how far along are you on finding out all my personal information?

06-25-2006, 03:35 AM	#33
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	fuck me in the goat ass

06-25-2006, 03:37 AM	#34
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	hey guys i got some wine coolers but i am not sure what this "ice" that vipbrj is talking about could be i have some water, would that work?

06-25-2006, 03:39 AM	#36
kristin xp Posts: n/a	why would you ever hate me so much anyway? it's just a stupid messageboard that you're pathetically addicted to......lighten up btw this is the real picture

06-25-2006, 03:40 AM	#37
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	ARE YOU SHITTING ME? THATS THE REAL PICTURE ????

06-25-2006, 03:42 AM	#38
kristin xp Posts: n/a	you boys are so pathetic it's funny i'm going to bed

06-25-2006, 03:43 AM	#39
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	SWEET DREAMS TOOTS

06-25-2006, 03:45 AM	#40
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	looks like a before and after to me

06-25-2006, 03:49 AM	#41
kristin xp Posts: n/a	i dont remember what it was. yeah i'm totally fat now. pushing 132 man. i should totally get my ass in the gym.....

06-25-2006, 07:35 AM	#43
brendo_91 Minion of Satan Location: ██████████ Posts: 6,479	http://cockeyed.com/science/moment/moment_menu.shtml

06-25-2006, 04:00 AM	#42
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	This thread is now totally derailed. Whatever. The fastest ways to cool a six-pack off (from fastest to longest) a. Fire extinguisher b. Cooler with water, ice, and salt (I think this takes 5 minutes) c. Cooler with water and ice (this might take 10) d. Freezer e. Refrigerator So there. For future reference.

06-25-2006, 10:05 AM	#44
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	you should buy a small bag of road salt for such circumstances also you can use it to make icecream quickly. have you guys ever done that? we did it in my chemistry class in highschool. it was fucking awesome and took like 5 minutes.

06-25-2006, 10:09 AM	#45
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	here is a link people: http://www.life.uiuc.edu/hughes/boas...s/icecream.htm

06-28-2006, 12:50 AM	#46
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Was this answered? I watched a Mythbusters episode about it. Salt + ice = much quicker then freezer / ice / water etc. The best was the extinguisher. But it isn't a practiocal option. Second best was the salt and ice mix.

06-28-2006, 01:04 AM	#47
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	what would we do without you, barden, you stupid fuck.

06-28-2006, 03:45 AM	#49
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Shit, whats the best way to melt chocolate?????

06-28-2006, 04:04 AM	#53
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	This thread title is gold. I thought I misread it at first.

06-28-2006, 04:16 AM	#55
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	that's what i thought