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Old 06-26-2006, 06:31 PM   #1
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Default How many keys do you have

I started out here with zero (0) keys and now it seems like every day people give me more keys. This could be a really lame topic but maybe someone has some really cool keys. Do you guys keep keys even if you have no idea what they belong to because you want to feel more important? I dont.

I have
2 car keys (I really need to take one off of my keychain so I dont lock myself out)
2 apartment keys
1 apartment mailbox key
1 apartment laundry room/pool key
1 apartment gate opener remote thing (fucking huge)
1 access card to my company's building
1 key to the actual office's "area" in the building
1 key to the office women's bathroom
1 key to my desk shit

=11

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:31 PM   #2
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one for the house and one for the car

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:31 PM   #3
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im still looking for the girl with the one to my heart.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:33 PM   #4
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lets see:

car
apartment
*makes seductive whistling noise*
mailbox
parent's house

five keys.

 
Old 06-26-2006, 06:34 PM   #5
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was the third one an attempt at elvis' heart?

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:35 PM   #6
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2 keys for my apartment door
1 for the apartment building / pool / roof terrace
1 for the mailbox
1 for my bike lock
1 for my mom's car, cause she has a tendency to lock herself out
1 for my mom's apartment, see above
1 filing cabinet at work
1 for my desk at work
1 bathroom key
Edit: access card for work, but we now also use biometrics to get in, so my thumb is a key

So 10, but I have doubles of all of the apartment keys on a separate keyring.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:36 PM   #7
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access cards count?

house
mailbox
car1
car2
office
parent's house
access card for work

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:37 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vipbrj
was the third one an attempt at elvis' heart?
i said that because that's what they do in the cartoons. jesus christ, bitch.

 
Old 06-26-2006, 06:40 PM   #9
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1 + access card

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:40 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ammy
access cards count?

house
mailbox
car1
car2
office
parent's house
access card for work

if it is attached to my keyring it counts!

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:54 PM   #11
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2

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 06:57 PM   #12
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3

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:00 PM   #13
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8

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:00 PM   #14
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I have a key to a cemetary in VA

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:07 PM   #15
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10

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:10 PM   #16
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4 - car, mail, front door, MCIS purple drug box

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:13 PM   #17
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edit: elvis already made that joke

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:17 PM   #18
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julio do I have a key that unlocks the cockles of your heart

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:17 PM   #19
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:26 PM   #20
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i have a standard windows 104-key qwerty layout.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:28 PM   #21
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i also have a casio 49er, though some of the keys are broken off.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:30 PM   #22
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I have all the keys on my laptop but the M and the N are rubbed off

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:32 PM   #23
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i carry 4: car, apartment building, apartment door, and p.o. box

i have, but don't carry: brena's car key and alarm thing, parents house, parents basement, and parents car

edit: added po box

Last edited by D. : 06-26-2006 at 10:09 PM.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:33 PM   #24
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wtf what a shit thread

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:34 PM   #25
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yeah I kinda thought it might suck but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway.

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:35 PM   #26
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House doors
Garage door
Side entry fence
Office front
My office
Office desk
Car
Parents' house
Friends' house
Safetly security box

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:36 PM   #27
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sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:36 PM   #28
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa
wtf what a shit thread
jealous?

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:39 PM   #29
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lds is jealous of the love brady and i share

 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:40 PM   #30
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sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter
LOL

 
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