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Immortal
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I started out here with zero (0) keys and now it seems like every day people give me more keys. This could be a really lame topic but maybe someone has some really cool keys. Do you guys keep keys even if you have no idea what they belong to because you want to feel more important? I dont.
I have 2 car keys (I really need to take one off of my keychain so I dont lock myself out) 2 apartment keys 1 apartment mailbox key 1 apartment laundry room/pool key 1 apartment gate opener remote thing (fucking huge) 1 access card to my company's building 1 key to the actual office's "area" in the building 1 key to the office women's bathroom 1 key to my desk shit =11 |
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let's see your penis!
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one for the house and one for the car
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007 373 5963
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im still looking for the girl with the one to my heart.
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lets see:
car apartment *makes seductive whistling noise* mailbox parent's house five keys. |
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Immortal
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was the third one an attempt at elvis' heart?
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Braindead
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2 keys for my apartment door
1 for the apartment building / pool / roof terrace 1 for the mailbox 1 for my bike lock 1 for my mom's car, cause she has a tendency to lock herself out 1 for my mom's apartment, see above 1 filing cabinet at work 1 for my desk at work 1 bathroom key Edit: access card for work, but we now also use biometrics to get in, so my thumb is a key ![]() So 10, but I have doubles of all of the apartment keys on a separate keyring. |
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yer mom
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access cards count?
house mailbox car1 car2 office parent's house access card for work |
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1 + access card
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Immortal
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if it is attached to my keyring it counts! |
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car wash cunt
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Minion of Satan
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Immortal
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I have a key to a cemetary in VA
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Rambling on
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Banned
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4 - car, mail, front door, MCIS purple drug box
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Banned
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edit: elvis already made that joke
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Immortal
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julio do I have a key that unlocks the cockles of your heart
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Banned
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Braindead
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i have a standard windows 104-key qwerty layout.
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Braindead
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i also have a casio 49er, though some of the keys are broken off.
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Immortal
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I have all the keys on my laptop but the M and the N are rubbed off
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Consume my pants.
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i carry 4: car, apartment building, apartment door, and p.o. box
i have, but don't carry: brena's car key and alarm thing, parents house, parents basement, and parents car edit: added po box Last edited by D. : 06-26-2006 at 10:09 PM. |
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someone more...punk rock?
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wtf what a shit thread
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Immortal
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yeah I kinda thought it might suck but I thought I'd throw it out there anyway.
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Netphoria's George Will
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House doors
Garage door Side entry fence Office front My office Office desk Car Parents' house Friends' house Safetly security box |
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Immortal
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sppunk where are the keys to your helicopter
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Braindead
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Banned
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lds is jealous of the love brady and i share
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Banned
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