this would be posted on the gentlemens' forums if i had access

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 12:43 AM

so i went to the movies with my friend, his girlfriend, his cousins and some of their friends and significant others. one of the cousin's friends was this really cute bird, who i found out later was 16. if she didnt live in california i would totally be on that.

she smokes so she probably has some sort of false sense of maturity that dating an older guy would only enhance.

06-26-2006, 12:43 AM

bird. did you pick that up at the irish pub.

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 12:46 AM

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bird. did you pick that up at the irish pub.

no, but i find that my proclivity for swearing increases exponentially when i inbibe alcohol and discuss soccer and shit with englishmen.

a couple of them worked at the George & Dragon or whatever its called. a lot of people knew your father. for your information he is known as good people.

TuralyonW3 · 06-26-2006, 12:49 AM

how offensive is it to call girls birds? is it just like chick or babe or whatever?

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 12:50 AM

i dont care

wHATcOLOR · 06-26-2006, 12:53 AM

once in a moment of honesty, my reply to a question of 'what are you so happy about' was 'bedding down with this cute bird'. man, that was a laugh!

Never Nohen · 06-26-2006, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

how offensive is it to call girls birds? is it just like chick or babe or whatever?

Eh. I wouldn't be offended by it. It's kind of old fashioned, which can be cute or funny if done right. Like calling girls "dames" or guys "cats". You've got to be a certain sort of smooth to pull it off - but if you are, it's pretty attractive. My opinion probably has no value here though, seeing as I'm no gentleman.

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 01:03 AM

under no circumstances are you allowed to call someone a "pretty bird"

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 01:04 AM

unless they are actual fowl, then it is ok

ChristHimself! · 06-26-2006, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Never Nohen

You've got to be a certain sort of smooth to pull it off

I know what you're getting at and some people can make it sound smooth, but there are a lot of rough areas in scotland/england where it will be used by guys who are rough as sandpaper toilet paper, and, being used to hearing it in that way, it seems pretty derogative to me. Personally I would never refer to a friend's g/f as his bird.

PkPhuoko · 06-26-2006, 03:23 AM

please place brid in the same pile as spare and never use them again pls

Fonzie · 06-26-2006, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

I know what you're getting at and some people can make it sound smooth, but there are a lot of rough areas in scotland/england where it will be used by guys who are rough as sandpaper toilet paper, and, being used to hearing it in that way, it seems pretty derogative to me. Personally I would never refer to a friend's g/f as his bird.

Dude, that happened to me in Stirling. Fucking Bampots!

ChristHimself! · 06-26-2006, 03:37 AM

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Dude, that happened to me in Stirling. Fucking Bampots!

I wouldn't be offended by it, some of them would call their own girlfriend their 'burd' - it's just not something i'd do myself.

It's like if a 5'5" ned walks up to me and says "here big man huv you goat the time?" he's not calling me fat, it's just cause I'm taller and geniunely bigger than him. Same with huge guys, and guys smaller than them getting called 'wee man' it's usually not meant to offend or anything.

Nimrod's Son · 06-26-2006, 06:22 AM

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It's like if a 5'5" ned walks up to me

http://shipoffools.com/Cargo/Feature...edFlanders.gif

ChristHimself! · 06-26-2006, 06:24 AM

hah - this was mentioned the other day, liz was asking

in england they get called 'chav's although I don't know where that came from, ned stands for non educated delinquents:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_%28Scottish%29

shattering fast · 06-26-2006, 06:34 AM

Devvo!

Nimrod's Son · 06-26-2006, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

hah - this was mentioned the other day, liz was asking

in england they get called 'chav's although I don't know where that came from, ned stands for non educated delinquents:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_%28Scottish%29

i've said it before and i'll say it again

the UK is one weird fucking place

TIMb · 06-26-2006, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

in england they get called 'chav's although I don't know where that came from...

council housed and violent. that's what i heard. but i think it's a backronym.

jenn · 06-26-2006, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Never Nohen

Eh. I wouldn't be offended by it. It's kind of old fashioned, which can be cute or funny if done right. Like calling girls "dames" or guys "cats". You've got to be a certain sort of smooth to pull it off - but if you are, it's pretty attractive. My opinion probably has no value here though, seeing as I'm no gentleman.

I agree.

06-26-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

i've said it before and i'll say it again

the UK is one weird fucking place

omg idioms how weird.

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 09:57 AM

everyone can lick my taint

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 09:58 AM

i have to work today and i didnt think i had to.

jenn · 06-26-2006, 09:59 AM

This is off-topic, but why is it called "perineum" with women but called a "taint" with men? Or is "taint" just slang? If so, how'd they come up with that?

GlasgowKiss · 06-26-2006, 10:04 AM

As far as sections of skin on the body go, id wager the taint is the most tainted.

jenn · 06-26-2006, 10:05 AM

point.

Orenthal James · 06-26-2006, 10:07 AM

its a fucking stupid word.

jenn · 06-26-2006, 10:12 AM

i personally think "choad" is much more amusing

06-26-2006, 12:43 AM	#1
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	this would be posted on the gentlemens' forums if i had access so i went to the movies with my friend, his girlfriend, his cousins and some of their friends and significant others. one of the cousin's friends was this really cute bird, who i found out later was 16. if she didnt live in california i would totally be on that. she smokes so she probably has some sort of false sense of maturity that dating an older guy would only enhance.

06-26-2006, 12:43 AM	#2
Deleted_User Posts: n/a	bird. did you pick that up at the irish pub.

06-26-2006, 12:49 AM	#4
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	how offensive is it to call girls birds? is it just like chick or babe or whatever?

06-26-2006, 12:50 AM	#5
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i dont care

06-26-2006, 12:53 AM	#6
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	once in a moment of honesty, my reply to a question of 'what are you so happy about' was 'bedding down with this cute bird'. man, that was a laugh!

06-26-2006, 01:03 AM	#8
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	under no circumstances are you allowed to call someone a "pretty bird"

06-26-2006, 01:04 AM	#9
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	unless they are actual fowl, then it is ok

06-26-2006, 03:23 AM	#11
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	please place brid in the same pile as spare and never use them again pls

06-26-2006, 06:24 AM	#15
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	hah - this was mentioned the other day, liz was asking in england they get called 'chav's although I don't know where that came from, ned stands for non educated delinquents: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_%28Scottish%29

06-26-2006, 06:34 AM	#16
shattering fast Ownz Location: Under the sycamore trees Posts: 652	Devvo!

06-26-2006, 09:57 AM	#21
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	everyone can lick my taint

06-26-2006, 09:58 AM	#22
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i have to work today and i didnt think i had to.

06-26-2006, 09:59 AM	#23
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	This is off-topic, but why is it called "perineum" with women but called a "taint" with men? Or is "taint" just slang? If so, how'd they come up with that?

06-26-2006, 10:04 AM	#24
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	As far as sections of skin on the body go, id wager the taint is the most tainted.

06-26-2006, 10:05 AM	#25
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	point.

06-26-2006, 10:07 AM	#26
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	its a fucking stupid word.

06-26-2006, 10:12 AM	#27
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	i personally think "choad" is much more amusing