dreams...

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 09:14 PM

the bubs and i are talking and i found this hilarious.

Susan B. Anthony says:
i dreamed i got in another car accident and when i went to look at my front end, it was cracked and shit.
Susan B. Anthony says:
like the bumper had holes and the hood was effed, it wasn't horrible but it was effed.
Susan B. Anthony says:
so i stared at it and thought about how my folks were going to kill me and i swear i started crying.
Susan B. Anthony says:
have you ever done something when you're half asleep and almost didn't believe you did it until you saw evidence?
K@5[]D3r says:
aww
K@5[]D3r says:
yeah what did you do
Susan B. Anthony says:
like, a couple months ago i swear i was half asleep but mostly thought i was asleep and in my semi-dream i spit..
Susan B. Anthony says:
i kind of woke up some more and felt my pillow and felt spit.
Susan B. Anthony says:
i was like, 'ohmygod, did i do what i think i did?!'
K@5[]D3r says:
eewwwww
Susan B. Anthony says:
i know!!!
K@5[]D3r says:
you talk sometimes in your sleep and you snor
Susan B. Anthony says:
like as soon as the spit left my mouth, i was like, 'I DIDN'T JUST SPIT DID I?!'
Susan B. Anthony says:
i talk?!
Susan B. Anthony says:
NO WAY!
Susan B. Anthony says:
what do i say?!
K@5[]D3r says:
really hun you do
Susan B. Anthony says:
OHMYGOD.
K@5[]D3r says:
I dont know I dont really try to listen
Susan B. Anthony says:
jhfairhoiewfnmk/
Susan B. Anthony says:
you swear?
Susan B. Anthony says:
you've never listened to me?
K@5[]D3r says:
I swear
And your sleeping what are you going to say that is going to mean anything anyways no offence brb
Susan B. Anthony says:
i dunno.
Susan B. Anthony says:
i want to know what i say though.

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:15 PM

can you cliff note that long piece of shit for me?

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 09:16 PM

it's actually not that long, half of it and is and the bub's screennames.

but essentially i spit in my sleep one night and i guess i talk in my sleep and i had no clue.

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:17 PM

it's longer then what you just said miss...so way too long for comfort

once i had a dream where i was pissing over the kitchen sink and when i woke up it turns out i was actually pissing myself on the couch

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 09:19 PM

really?

haha.

the worst i've had is dreaming i had to super pee and then suddenly waking up and running to the bathroom.

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:21 PM

i have those all the time but they usually come with morning wood and an awkward moment where i have to slide past my desk and a cabinet to the door way

PkPhuoko · 06-25-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

can you cliff note that long piece of shit for me?

lol that made me giggle

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:29 PM

god bless your charity of laughter...everyone else pretty much hates me here and considers me a horrible annoying piece of a troll who never left i guess

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 09:41 PM

i think you cracked on me once.

i was waiting for you to do it here too.

thank you for not.

p.s. you have a desk and a cabinet blocking your door? sounds like this guy derek i know.

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:47 PM

i never knew anyone named derek...i lived a sheltered life

PkPhuoko · 06-25-2006, 09:48 PM

maybe black can give you Dereks phone number

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 09:49 PM

yeah...he can help me relate in that asslicking thread...we'd be serious homos if derek and i met..is he gay? he better be...fuck hedero

Mayfuck · 06-25-2006, 10:09 PM

hey suzie, are you gonna get some scarification done

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

hey suzie, are you gonna get some scarification done

i thought you had me blocked?

and i'm considering it.

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 10:14 PM

everyone has me blocked

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

yeah...he can help me relate in that asslicking thread...we'd be serious homos if derek and i met..is he gay? he better be...fuck hedero

*hetero.

and i think he's straight, sorry buddy.

Mayfuck · 06-25-2006, 10:15 PM

i had some work done myself.

kasper01 · 06-25-2006, 10:15 PM

Susan your a sexy mofo

Floppy Nono · 06-25-2006, 10:15 PM

rats...just my luck...all the good homos are taken or straight

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Floppy Nono

everyone has me blocked

i don't have you blocked, no worries.

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mayfuck

i had some work done myself.

uh-huh. lemme see.

blackfaerie · 06-25-2006, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kasper01

Susan your a sexy mofo

hi bubs.

<3.

kasper01 · 06-25-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfaerie

hi bubs.

<3.

Hi susan I love you hun

phaedrus · 06-25-2006, 10:41 PM

i dreamt last night that i was fucking one of my best friends who's just fucking gorgeous and then my girlfriend walked in and joined in.

then i woke up in a trailer that smells of must and diesel, that's in butt-fuck arctic nowhere, where the weather's cold, windy, rainy and foggy, and to kick it all off, it was too fucking cold in my room to satisfy my morning wood.

06-25-2006, 09:14 PM	#1
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	dreams... the bubs and i are talking and i found this hilarious. Susan B. Anthony says: i dreamed i got in another car accident and when i went to look at my front end, it was cracked and shit. Susan B. Anthony says: like the bumper had holes and the hood was effed, it wasn't horrible but it was effed. Susan B. Anthony says: so i stared at it and thought about how my folks were going to kill me and i swear i started crying. Susan B. Anthony says: have you ever done something when you're half asleep and almost didn't believe you did it until you saw evidence? K@5[]D3r says: aww K@5[]D3r says: yeah what did you do Susan B. Anthony says: like, a couple months ago i swear i was half asleep but mostly thought i was asleep and in my semi-dream i spit.. Susan B. Anthony says: i kind of woke up some more and felt my pillow and felt spit. Susan B. Anthony says: i was like, 'ohmygod, did i do what i think i did?!' K@5[]D3r says: eewwwww Susan B. Anthony says: i know!!! K@5[]D3r says: you talk sometimes in your sleep and you snor Susan B. Anthony says: like as soon as the spit left my mouth, i was like, 'I DIDN'T JUST SPIT DID I?!' Susan B. Anthony says: i talk?! Susan B. Anthony says: NO WAY! Susan B. Anthony says: what do i say?! K@5[]D3r says: really hun you do Susan B. Anthony says: OHMYGOD. K@5[]D3r says: I dont know I dont really try to listen Susan B. Anthony says: jhfairhoiewfnmk/ Susan B. Anthony says: you swear? Susan B. Anthony says: you've never listened to me? K@5[]D3r says: I swear And your sleeping what are you going to say that is going to mean anything anyways no offence brb Susan B. Anthony says: i dunno. Susan B. Anthony says: i want to know what i say though.

06-25-2006, 09:16 PM	#3
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	it's actually not that long, half of it and is and the bub's screennames. but essentially i spit in my sleep one night and i guess i talk in my sleep and i had no clue. __________________ I used to make my Barbie doll and Ken doll have sex, while Stacey watched. I was a sick, sick child. Sometimes I made Stacey get in on the action.

06-25-2006, 09:15 PM	#2
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	can you cliff note that long piece of shit for me?

06-25-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	it's longer then what you just said miss...so way too long for comfort once i had a dream where i was pissing over the kitchen sink and when i woke up it turns out i was actually pissing myself on the couch

06-25-2006, 09:19 PM	#5
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	really? haha. the worst i've had is dreaming i had to super pee and then suddenly waking up and running to the bathroom.

06-25-2006, 09:21 PM	#6
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	i have those all the time but they usually come with morning wood and an awkward moment where i have to slide past my desk and a cabinet to the door way

06-25-2006, 09:29 PM	#8
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	god bless your charity of laughter...everyone else pretty much hates me here and considers me a horrible annoying piece of a troll who never left i guess

06-25-2006, 09:41 PM	#9
blackfaerie cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush. Location: the liquor store, restocking. Posts: 8,883	i think you cracked on me once. i was waiting for you to do it here too. thank you for not. p.s. you have a desk and a cabinet blocking your door? sounds like this guy derek i know.

06-25-2006, 09:47 PM	#10
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	i never knew anyone named derek...i lived a sheltered life

06-25-2006, 09:48 PM	#11
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	maybe black can give you Dereks phone number

06-25-2006, 09:49 PM	#12
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	yeah...he can help me relate in that asslicking thread...we'd be serious homos if derek and i met..is he gay? he better be...fuck hedero

06-25-2006, 10:09 PM	#13
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	hey suzie, are you gonna get some scarification done

06-25-2006, 10:14 PM	#15
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	everyone has me blocked

06-25-2006, 10:15 PM	#17
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	i had some work done myself.

06-25-2006, 10:15 PM	#18
kasper01 Pledge Location: Toronto Posts: 54	Susan your a sexy mofo

06-25-2006, 10:41 PM	#24
phaedrus Minion of Satan Location: up there somewhere Posts: 8,014	i dreamt last night that i was fucking one of my best friends who's just fucking gorgeous and then my girlfriend walked in and joined in. then i woke up in a trailer that smells of must and diesel, that's in butt-fuck arctic nowhere, where the weather's cold, windy, rainy and foggy, and to kick it all off, it was too fucking cold in my room to satisfy my morning wood.