well son of a bitch

pink_ribbon_scars · 06-23-2006, 06:07 PM

a few weeks or a month ago, someone stole my cool blue bathmat from the laundry room. admittedly, i let it sit in there for 2 days, but still, i mean, i had it hanging up to dry on this rack they have up there that i would assume is there for my use. it was made of torn bits of rag in different colors of blue. anyway, just now i was aimlessly walking around my huge apartment complex and it was in front of someone's motherfucking front door! so i picked up my rug and carried it home. now i have to wash it again, but i'm so happy to have it back.

Toby · 06-23-2006, 06:12 PM

i would of taken it if it was there for 2 days...i always give people at least 2 days to claim their belongings before it become my propeteh

Toby · 06-23-2006, 06:12 PM

i have this sweet grill that i got from somone that moved out of an old apt. complex kiley and i lived at. i let it sit outside their apartment for 3 weeks before i took it though.

DeviousJ · 06-23-2006, 06:12 PM

You can't just take someone's doormat like that! You should have replaced it with a large piece of paper saying 'Fuck You'

pink_ribbon_scars · 06-23-2006, 06:15 PM

yeah, i wasn't really sure what to do. i thought of knocking on their door but then i thought, why? i just nabbed it and proceeded directly to my door. i was wondering if it had ceased to be my property or not, but regardless i was taking it back!!!

toyschoketoys · 06-23-2006, 06:17 PM

mother fucker ... some pale little gypsy just stole my door mat ... oh wait

ammy · 06-23-2006, 06:25 PM

so are you going to wash it in the launry room again? so they can take it back, and then you can take it from them and have a silent war where you never see eachother's faces?

D. · 06-23-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pink_ribbon_scars

a few weeks or a month ago, someone stole my cool blue bathmat from the laundry room. admittedly, i let it sit in there for 2 days, but still, i mean, i had it hanging up to dry on this rack they have up there that i would assume is there for my use. it was made of torn bits of rag in different colors of blue. anyway, just now i was aimlessly walking around my huge apartment complex and it was in front of someone's motherfucking front door! so i picked up my rug and carried it home. now i have to wash it again, but i'm so happy to have it back.

something kind of like this has happened to me before. i can't remember what it was right now because i'mm tip[sy but it's a good feeling isn't it? to get something back when it's been stolen from you?

i'm happy fore you.

Mayfuck · 06-23-2006, 06:34 PM

D., can we still be friends?

D. · 06-23-2006, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayfuck

D., can we still be friends?

we weren't really friends to begin with.

you kinda suck and you made a thread about how i'm being a shit to you.

Aeroplane · 06-23-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeviousJ

You can't just take someone's doormat like that! You should have replaced it with a large piece of paper saying 'Fuck You'

no, this:

http://www.hellblazer.com/media/flaming-bag-of-shit.jpg

you know what's inside.

puss in boots · 06-23-2006, 06:56 PM

hamburgers

Aeroplane · 06-23-2006, 07:00 PM

you're good

wally · 06-23-2006, 07:00 PM

kittens

duovamp · 06-23-2006, 07:04 PM

I found this sweet bathmat the other day. It's blue. It was just hanging there for like two days so I was like "Well... your 48 hours have long passed. Today, bathmat, you are mine." And so I took it. It is now in my bathroom, being a bathmat. I'm so lucky.

KrazeeStacee · 06-23-2006, 07:38 PM

That's pretty hilarious...I know that bath rug! I can't believe that someone would have the nerve to just put that out in front of their front door like that. I've occassionally thought about getting a welcome mat...like when we were at the old apartment in that complex. And I think well what if someone steals it? Then I think well that's stupid because they would just put it in front of their door so no. Pretty funny that someone actually did...cool that you got it back though!! lol

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 06-23-2006, 09:51 PM

So odd.
Lot of laundrymat stories this week, I'm almost inspired to go do my laundry.

wally · 06-23-2006, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

I'm almost inspired to go do my laundry.

I'm too busy ignoring mine to do it.

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 06-23-2006, 10:02 PM

I can totally get away with not doing it for another week. Hell, I haven't put away last week's laundry yet, it's still sitting in nets on my bedroom floor.

ammy · 06-23-2006, 10:02 PM

i did ALL o fthe laundry today. i even folded and put it away.
woot. i was productive while i stayed home sick!

bardy · 06-23-2006, 10:11 PM

I almost stole this girls pair of jeans from the laundry room once. I had a reason but I don't remember what it is. Oh she took my shit out of the dryer when it was still half wet (the dryers sucked and you had to run them twice). it broke some unwritten rule and I was drunk so I opened the dryer and saw a bunch of Paper Denim and Cloth jeans. I was like woah those are expensive so I took them haha. I don't think they fit and I felt guilty so I put them back and folded the rest of them when her dryer cycle ended.

do you guys fold peoples stuff when you take it out of the dryer to put yours in? I used to fold it or at least lay it out so it wouldnt be too wrinkly if I wasn't in a huge hurry.

wally · 06-23-2006, 10:22 PM

I would never touch someone elses laundry. I don't care if it's clean, I ain't touching someone else's undies

KrazeeStacee · 06-24-2006, 12:57 AM

I almost got arrested for an altercation in the laundry room at our old apartment. It was a mess really...the cop that showed up threatened to shoot bitey. The guy said I kicked him in the stomach and he was like a foot taller than me.

twice · 06-24-2006, 02:38 AM

good for you liz.

toyschoketoys · 06-24-2006, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KrazeeStacee

I almost got arrested for an altercation in the laundry room at our old apartment. It was a mess really...the cop that showed up threatened to shoot bitey. The guy said I kicked him in the stomach and he was like a foot taller than me.

hahahah thats fantastic

toyschoketoys · 06-24-2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Aeroplane

no, this:

http://www.hellblazer.com/media/flaming-bag-of-shit.jpg

you know what's inside.

ah shite alight i loved that as a kid

jczeroman · 06-24-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pink_ribbon_scars

a few weeks or a month ago, someone stole my cool blue bathmat from the laundry room. admittedly, i let it sit in there for 2 days, but still, i mean, i had it hanging up to dry on this rack they have up there that i would assume is there for my use. it was made of torn bits of rag in different colors of blue. anyway, just now i was aimlessly walking around my huge apartment complex and it was in front of someone's motherfucking front door! so i picked up my rug and carried it home. now i have to wash it again, but i'm so happy to have it back.

Did you beat the living crap out of them? Or at least threaten them with your gun?

06-23-2006, 06:07 PM	#1
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	well son of a bitch a few weeks or a month ago, someone stole my cool blue bathmat from the laundry room. admittedly, i let it sit in there for 2 days, but still, i mean, i had it hanging up to dry on this rack they have up there that i would assume is there for my use. it was made of torn bits of rag in different colors of blue. anyway, just now i was aimlessly walking around my huge apartment complex and it was in front of someone's motherfucking front door! so i picked up my rug and carried it home. now i have to wash it again, but i'm so happy to have it back.

06-23-2006, 06:12 PM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	i would of taken it if it was there for 2 days...i always give people at least 2 days to claim their belongings before it become my propeteh

06-23-2006, 06:12 PM	#4
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	You can't just take someone's doormat like that! You should have replaced it with a large piece of paper saying 'Fuck You'

06-23-2006, 06:15 PM	#5
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	yeah, i wasn't really sure what to do. i thought of knocking on their door but then i thought, why? i just nabbed it and proceeded directly to my door. i was wondering if it had ceased to be my property or not, but regardless i was taking it back!!!

06-23-2006, 06:17 PM	#6
toyschoketoys delete delete Location: The blank spot Posts: 5,823	mother fucker ... some pale little gypsy just stole my door mat ... oh wait

06-23-2006, 06:25 PM	#7
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	so are you going to wash it in the launry room again? so they can take it back, and then you can take it from them and have a silent war where you never see eachother's faces?

06-23-2006, 06:34 PM	#9
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	D., can we still be friends?

06-23-2006, 06:56 PM	#12
puss in boots Banned Posts: 127	hamburgers

06-23-2006, 07:00 PM	#13
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	you're good

06-23-2006, 07:00 PM	#14
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	kittens

06-23-2006, 07:04 PM	#15
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I found this sweet bathmat the other day. It's blue. It was just hanging there for like two days so I was like "Well... your 48 hours have long passed. Today, bathmat, you are mine." And so I took it. It is now in my bathroom, being a bathmat. I'm so lucky.

06-23-2006, 07:38 PM	#16
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	That's pretty hilarious...I know that bath rug! I can't believe that someone would have the nerve to just put that out in front of their front door like that. I've occassionally thought about getting a welcome mat...like when we were at the old apartment in that complex. And I think well what if someone steals it? Then I think well that's stupid because they would just put it in front of their door so no. Pretty funny that someone actually did...cool that you got it back though!! lol

06-23-2006, 09:51 PM	#17
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	So odd. Lot of laundrymat stories this week, I'm almost inspired to go do my laundry.

06-23-2006, 10:02 PM	#19
Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I can totally get away with not doing it for another week. Hell, I haven't put away last week's laundry yet, it's still sitting in nets on my bedroom floor.

06-23-2006, 10:11 PM	#21
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	I almost stole this girls pair of jeans from the laundry room once. I had a reason but I don't remember what it is. Oh she took my shit out of the dryer when it was still half wet (the dryers sucked and you had to run them twice). it broke some unwritten rule and I was drunk so I opened the dryer and saw a bunch of Paper Denim and Cloth jeans. I was like woah those are expensive so I took them haha. I don't think they fit and I felt guilty so I put them back and folded the rest of them when her dryer cycle ended. do you guys fold peoples stuff when you take it out of the dryer to put yours in? I used to fold it or at least lay it out so it wouldnt be too wrinkly if I wasn't in a huge hurry.

06-23-2006, 10:22 PM	#22
wally cibohplaicos Posts: 10,310	I would never touch someone elses laundry. I don't care if it's clean, I ain't touching someone else's undies

06-24-2006, 12:57 AM	#23
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I almost got arrested for an altercation in the laundry room at our old apartment. It was a mess really...the cop that showed up threatened to shoot bitey. The guy said I kicked him in the stomach and he was like a foot taller than me.

06-24-2006, 02:38 AM	#24
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	good for you liz.