You know I'm not a big Star Wars fan...

skippy · 06-23-2006, 01:41 AM

but Emperor Palpatine is pretty fucking cool. I'd say he saved the prequels from being a total loss. I have pretty much modeled my life on that guy.

barden · 06-23-2006, 01:47 AM

I'm not a fan either.
which one is he?

Orenthal James · 06-23-2006, 01:49 AM

i model my life after james earl jones.

or at least my waistline

barden · 06-23-2006, 01:52 AM

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

barden · 06-23-2006, 01:53 AM

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Ugly · 06-23-2006, 02:03 AM

There's a Star Wars character called Skippy the Jedi Droid. True story.

Irridescent Fairysex · 06-23-2006, 02:32 AM

skippy = Mark Le Drew?

skippy · 06-23-2006, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irridescent Fairysex

skippy = Mark Le Drew?

Correct.

06-23-2006, 01:41 AM	#1
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	You know I'm not a big Star Wars fan... but Emperor Palpatine is pretty fucking cool. I'd say he saved the prequels from being a total loss. I have pretty much modeled my life on that guy.

06-23-2006, 02:03 AM	#6
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	There's a Star Wars character called Skippy the Jedi Droid. True story. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-23-2006, 01:47 AM	#2
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	I'm not a fan either. which one is he?

06-23-2006, 01:49 AM	#3
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i model my life after james earl jones. or at least my waistline

06-23-2006, 01:52 AM	#4
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

06-23-2006, 01:53 AM	#5
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

06-23-2006, 02:32 AM	#7
Irridescent Fairysex glug glug glug Location: Island of jocks and jazz Posts: 8,931	skippy = Mark Le Drew?