The mario test

StillBecomingApart · 06-20-2006, 08:18 AM

The test is, you take a girl for a ride in your car. You pull up to one of them big wheelers on the highway. and get the driver's attention.Honk your horn. Make sure he's looking. That's important. At the same time, put your hand behind this broad's head... and push her head down between your legs. Now, if this girl goes down on you... knowing that truck driver is watching... then she's a pig who can't be trusted. When they're into it, they throw their hair over their ear. They did it before. Believe me, they're fucking pros.

From "a bronx tale", by robert de niro

Discuss.

I think it's a great test.

bardy · 06-20-2006, 10:10 AM

throw their hair over their ear?

noyen · 06-20-2006, 10:12 AM

Argh · 06-20-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by vipbrj

throw their hair over their ear?

yeah as in pull their hair behind their ear so it doesn't get on my dick

mpp · 06-20-2006, 11:27 AM

you know, that's a really good point

some girls that i've had definitely go straight to the "hair behind the ear" deal

this works as a slut test esp. if they've gotten their hair cut short recently b/c they'll instinctively put their hair behind their ear even if they don't need to

Aeroplane · 06-20-2006, 11:31 AM

my ex and i were "caught" by a truck driver on a road trip. i don't think the truck driver was into it.

Nimrod's Son · 06-20-2006, 11:35 AM

"A Bronx Tale" was by Chaz Palminteri, not DeNiro

skippy · 06-20-2006, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

"A Bronx Tale" was by Chaz Palminteri, not DeNiro

It was written by Palminteri but directed by DeNiro. Smartass.

StillBecomingApart · 06-20-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by skippy

It was written by Palminteri but directed by DeNiro. Smartass.

ahahahahha

But let's talk about the purpose of this thread. A month ago, I watched this movie with friends and we laughed at the "mario test". Today (now) one of this friends went out with a girl. This girl is also a friend of mine. I told her to tell my friend: "do the mario test to me". Obviously this girl never had watched "a bronx tale". HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Future Boy · 06-20-2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

"A Bronx Tale" was by Chaz Palminteri, not DeNiro

DeNiro played the kids father, the bus driver.

twice · 06-20-2006, 04:03 PM

some girls don't like sucking on their own strands of hair.

Floppy Nono · 06-20-2006, 04:05 PM

then those girls can just sit around and wait for their sugar daddies then

ungreatful SWINES AND TOOLS

06-20-2006, 08:18 AM	#1
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,355	The mario test The test is, you take a girl for a ride in your car. You pull up to one of them big wheelers on the highway. and get the driver's attention.Honk your horn. Make sure he's looking. That's important. At the same time, put your hand behind this broad's head... and push her head down between your legs. Now, if this girl goes down on you... knowing that truck driver is watching... then she's a pig who can't be trusted. When they're into it, they throw their hair over their ear. They did it before. Believe me, they're fucking pros. From "a bronx tale", by robert de niro Discuss. I think it's a great test.

06-20-2006, 10:10 AM	#2
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	throw their hair over their ear?

06-20-2006, 11:27 AM	#5
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	you know, that's a really good point some girls that i've had definitely go straight to the "hair behind the ear" deal this works as a slut test esp. if they've gotten their hair cut short recently b/c they'll instinctively put their hair behind their ear even if they don't need to

06-20-2006, 11:31 AM	#6
Aeroplane Minion of Satan Location: fine. i must finally admit it: LA, CA Posts: 8,587	my ex and i were "caught" by a truck driver on a road trip. i don't think the truck driver was into it.

06-20-2006, 11:35 AM	#7
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	"A Bronx Tale" was by Chaz Palminteri, not DeNiro

06-20-2006, 04:03 PM	#11
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	some girls don't like sucking on their own strands of hair.

06-20-2006, 04:05 PM	#12
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	then those girls can just sit around and wait for their sugar daddies then ungreatful SWINES AND TOOLS

06-20-2006, 10:12 AM	#3
noyen Immortal Posts: 26,816	haha