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Old 06-20-2006, 11:38 AM   #91
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well the only way to get minimal tan lines is the tanning bed, because if you tan outside in a bathin suit you're going to have a pale white ass and way darker other areas

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:42 AM   #92
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btw, im in the army and once i had to secure like 150 people who came to some event.
they assigned me on some roof above them all, and i was horny as fuck so i just whacked it there. it was risky and felt fresh.





































man i suck.

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:43 AM   #93
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i didnt get the chance to go to the beach or a swimming pool or whatever in a REALLY long time, but i walk around a lot wearing sleeveless tops, so now my chest and stomach are really pale and white and my arms are nicely tanned.
its the most retarded look ever...

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:47 AM   #94
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are slight tan lines sexier than no tan lines or is it just me?
it's not just you

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:58 AM   #95
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it's almost like "these are the parts that should be white"

"now, enjoy"

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:04 PM   #96
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mpp and I don't always agree on everything but we always seem to have similar tastes in women

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:14 PM   #97
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I didn't want to make a spinoff thread but I need some porn.

Big tits are pretty much a necessity.

Anyone got anything?

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:29 PM   #98
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mpp and I don't always agree on everything but we always seem to have similar tastes in women

great minds think alike...re: women

did you see my comment in the roadhead thread about slutty recently short-haired chicks?

so true!

 
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Old 06-20-2006, 12:34 PM   #99
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when the weekly meeting last monday was over and my boss asked if anyone had something to add, i jumped up and took my dick out and started wanking

 
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