i had a massive nose bleed at work today!

[I'm Hardcore]

i actually did, it was filthy. I kept sniffing back the blood, which clogged up my throat. Customers were looking at me like i was a disgusting pig.

[talk show host]

Since you're not on msn, and no one gives a fuck about your nose, have you listened to Rather Ripped yet fag?

[smashingjj]

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[ChristHimself!]

schwanz?

[smashingjj]

no

[Lola]

I used top get them as a kid...I remember Id wake up and there would be blood on my pillow. I dont know how the fuck I slept through them, but i havnt had one in years

[Rockin' Cherub]

i had one too yesterday. i like the taste of blood

[bardy]

I had a dream that I was in a classroom and all the boys in the class got into a fight and there were 4 guys with bloody noses and they were wiping the blood on the wall.

[I'm Hardcore]

Originally Posted by talk show host

Since you're not on msn, and no one gives a fuck about your nose, have you listened to Rather Ripped yet fag?

yes bastard, its awesome

and Brady, thats a pretty fucked up dream

[Toby]

woah

i want to do coke to get the nose bleeds and freak people out

[I'm Hardcore]

are coke nose bleeds worse than regular ones??

this one i had was ruthless

[bardy]

I've only had a nosebleed once in my life and it was because I got hit in the face with a small pumpkin.


it was smashed on my face. how cute.

[I'm Hardcore]

i broke my nose when i was 4. i face planted into the washing line pole in an acrobat leap off the trampoline.

[duovamp]

This jerk at a bonfire was swinging a piece of wood around and it was broken in the middle so it would dangle in two pieces, yet still remained together (this is a bit hard to describe). The two pieces were held together by a few fibers of woody goodness. Anyhow, he took a really hard swing and the thing snapped apart and the one half hit me in the face from about 9 feet away. It was crazy, the thing cracked me right in the nose! So I stumbled backwards and reacted by spitting to see if any blood made it down into my mouth. Then I raised my hand to my nose and found it to be unharmed. The situation was really crazy because I should've been rocked, but I escaped with a nose unbroken or even bleeding. Maybe it's just because I have a huge nose.. and thus am more durable in the nasal region.

[mirrar]

Originally Posted by I'm Hardcore

i broke my nose when i was 4. i face planted into the washing line pole in an acrobat leap off the trampoline.

i ran smack into a wall playing octopus when i was little. that was one fuck of a nosebleed.

[bardy]

what is 'playing octopus'

[mirrar]

Octopus Tag

Set up a rectangular area that provides room to run. Pick one player to be the octopus. The octopus stands in the middle of the area. The other players are fish. The fish form a line at one of the short ends of the rectangle. The Octopus says, "Little fish, little fish, swimming in the sea; who thinks they can swim past me?" When the octopus finishes the rhyme, the fish run to the opposite side of the playing area, trying not to be tagged by the octopus (they must stay within the boundaries, and they stop when they get to the end of the playing field). The octopus tries to tag the fish as they move past, but CANNOT move her feet (she CAN stretch and reach).

The fish that are tagged join hands with the octopus and become tentacles. Again, the octopus recites the rhyme. The fish run toward the opposite side. If the octopus has no tentacles, the octopus continues to try to tag the fish. When the octopus has one tentacle, both the octopus and the tentacle use their free hand to try to tag fish. When there are 2 or more tentacles, only the tentacles on the ends can tag. The octopus still keeps her feet in place, but the tentacles can move their feet. Fish cannot "swim" through or under the joined hands of the octopus and tentacles. Play until only 1 fish is left. This person becomes the octopus for the next round.
except we didnt say the lame shit.

[duovamp]

Originally Posted by vipbrj

what is 'playing octopus'

Maybe when you're older I'll tell you.

[billex doux]

yea i've only had one nosebleed in my life i believe. in second grade a girl was flinging around a pencil and it accidently jabbed up my nose pretty damn far, and it began gushing blood.

odd.

[smashingjj]

[Lucy Sky Diamonds]

Summer means an endless season of nose bleeds for me. Fucking allergies.

[KAT]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

wow

[I'm Hardcore]

it looks like your brains are in the toilet

[ChristHimself!]

Originally Posted by Lucy Sky Diamonds

Summer means an endless season of nose bleeds for me. Fucking allergies.

I rub my nose so violently because of allergies that it's sometimes really REALLY painful just to touch (I think i do it in my sleep as well)

I fear one day that the cartilidge(sp?) between my nostrils will break... ewww :/