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Old 06-17-2006, 04:14 PM   #1
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Default http://www.watermat.org may perhaps be old

But I haven't seen this thing before until now and its kinda blowing my mind. Watch the video!

http://www.watermat.org/

http://www.watermat.org/img/banner_small.jpg

Uniquely Fun
Unlike any watersports toy anywhere.

Light and Strong
Only 50 pounds and 11⁄4" thick, it supports up to 1,500 pounds on the surface of the water.

Easy to Use
Just unroll on to the water's surface and it's ready to use. There's nothing to inflate and nothing to pump.

Unbreakable
Constructed of durable closed-cell foam, the Watermat will never burst, pop, leak, or disappoint.

Easy to Use
Unrolls in seconds into to a massive 20' by 6' mat.

Easy to Store
Easily and compactly rolls up for storage.

Choose Your Traction
One side is carpeted to ensure stability and traction.
The other side is slippery for sliding fun.

Unlimited Possibilities
Play on it. Lounge on it. Use it as a watersports staging area … and more. It's all up to you.

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:27 PM   #2
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dude, watch towards the end, when the chick in the bikini is hitting the purple volleyball -- it osunds like the boy says 'you slut'

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:29 PM   #3
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r.kelly has 5 of them at his mansion

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:29 PM   #4
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if i lived near water and if i had $600, that thing would be mine

but i am landlocked and poor. awesome.

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:33 PM   #5
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the kids runnin on it couldn't have weighed more than 80 lbs each. it seems like someone of normal size would step and the middle would sink fast and the edges would fold up and the person would be mostly submerged. still pretty cool though

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 04:37 PM   #6
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That's true, I want to see a full sized adult actually move around on the thing. Still though.

 
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Old 06-17-2006, 07:50 PM   #7
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watersports

 
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Old 06-18-2006, 12:04 AM   #8
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that video is creepy. I totally expected nudist colony kiddie porn to break out at any moment.

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:40 AM   #9
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did you guys here the slut thing or what

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:45 AM   #10
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that's fucking awesome

I loved the part where the dog fell in.

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:48 AM   #11
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did you guys here the slut thing or what
yes but I have no idea how you picked that out

fyi he says it twice

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:51 AM   #12
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yeah! kinda crazy, huh?

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:55 AM   #13
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You are, yes!

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 01:59 AM   #14
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oh, you! you absolute card!!!

 
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:27 AM   #15
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You are, yes!
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