Coolest Thread Ever!

I found this link on another message board, this has got to be one of the coolest threads I have ever read in a long time.

Took me about an hour to read through the entire thing but it's well worth the read.

Some crazy shit in there:

http://www.dsmtalk.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50674&perpage=25&pagenumber=1

Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Some crazy shit in there:

Watch the language, big guy. Netphoria is a family place.

i read the first page, and it was getting interesting, but geez...a twenty-plus page thread?

So Andrew what are you saying about us? You hate us, huh? You want us to be like some OTHER message board, huh?

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Originally posted by cowbite:
Watch the language, big guy. Netphoria is a family place.

Gee I didn't know Netphoria has been rated by family.org

On page 2:

We found a facility hidden INSIDE a mountain. Nuclear blast doors, searchlights, razorwire, etc. This thing's got it. Owned by the LDS church, this facility is patrolled by 24-hour armed security, and is one of the highest-security facilities in the United States. It ranks up there with NORAD.

The cover story is that it's used for 'genealogical record storage.' However, on the floor plan of the building, the second (underground) floor is listed as 'research' and the third, fourth, and fifth floor listed as 'laboratory'.

Originally posted by cowbite:
On page 2:

Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm

That is really freaking creepy.

Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm

Whoa! Some spooky shit happening up in there.



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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew:
Whoa! Some spooky shit happening up in there.

If you only knew.

They keep God in there against his will.

I can't get to that message board. I think we crashed their server.

I think you seriously overestimate the number of people reading Netphoria if you think you could crash a server.

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Originally posted by Guen:
i read the first page, and it was getting interesting, but geez...a twenty-plus page thread?

Just read the nait Sirhc posts. He's the one with the info.

I quite like this gem posted in the thread:

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"There is a famous story which is not openly talked about -- there are two versions... both may be true. In one version a Mormon Temple worker penetrated an underground tunnel below the 'square' in downtown Salt Lake City and traveled for some distance through a series of underground catacombs until running into a 'lizard' like man. The creature attempted to attack him but the man escaped and managed to find his way back to the surface. He began telling other people what had happened and soon afterwards the 'government' arrived in the area and went in and closed off many of the tunnels leading to the sub-basements of the Temple. Presumably there was some heated debates over how much of the underground system this denomination was allowed to control. A similar dispute apparently occurred to the southwest where the LDS church maintained a large storage facility under Granite Mountain in Little Cottonwood canyon, within the upper levels of a vast network of caverns. Fascist CIA elements and the Grays came in and took control of the larger caverns deeper within the mountain and ordered the 'vault' workers to stay out of the 'forbidden' areas -- and stated that the "U.S. Government" was now using them for "National Security" purposes and that it was their "patriotic duty" to maintain the secret. The other version concerned a custodian who entered a tunnel near the cinemas area below the Crossroads Mall across the street and to the south from the temple square, while excavation was being carried out in a that part of the Mall. The worker entered the tunnel and before long encountered a 'serpent' type man, beat a hasty retreat, and told his fellow workers what he had seen. The FBI and/or the local police soon arrived and sealed the tunnel. Another story involved a young man who, along with a friend, had used a chain tied to his pickup truck to rip-up a manhole cover in the area near the 'Mall' and the 'Square'. They navigated through a maze of sewer passages underneath and came to a shaft that descended in a series of 5 small 'rooms' one below the other, and from the bottom room a tunnel led south into a large chamber wherein they saw a seemingly bottomless shaft, a large southwest tunnel strung with lights and 'large enough to drive a semi through', and the footprints of some type of three-toed bi-pedal creature. Other sources imply that early pioneers and settlers of the area who explored these tunnels came in contact with and in some cases even joined with some of the Telosian-Agharti-Melchizedek-Mayan underground colonies below the Salt Lake Flats, the Salt Lake Valley and the Western Rockies. These subterraneans had formerly established territorial agreements with the Reptiloids and Grays before the aliens begun invading their subterranean lands below the intermountain west en-masse in the early 1900's."

That thread is the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen on the Internet. Thanks, Andrew.

Well that's just great, now I'm frightened. THANKS ALOT!

I think we'd better interrorgate Lucas
when he gets back, methinks!!!

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Yea Nait Sirhc is the guy with the info in the posts.

Here is a cool excerpt from him:

The Church says it's a "vault for the storage and restoring of genealogical [sp] records".

This facility is ENORMOUS, though. I HIGHLY doubt that records are all that's in there.

As part of the records, though, I have heard rumors that they have the sword of Laban, part of the cross that Jesus was on, the Holy Lance (it pierced the side of Jesus, Hilter had it during WWII), and a few other things.

Now if THOSE are true, then that might be one of the reasons that place is so high-security.

I don't plan on breaking back in to the Granite Mountain facility anytime soon. That guy was deadly serious about the 8 years in prison.

And then someone else posts this:

???

Geneology Records
Artifacts from the crucifixion of Jesus
Bio Hazardous Chemicals
Scientist in Lab Coats

Are they trying genetically resurrect Christ? I mean, if they really have all of the things mentioned above, I imagine that the idea is atleast feasible, though extremely disturbing. God forbid that is in slightest bit valid.

A friend of mines thinks they are really religous extremist who aim to create their own apocalypse. I would rest comfortable if all of our ideas were far from true.

Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea look at the link that guy posted about that place:

http://warlord911.home.attbi.com/urban.htm

i did some looking into this. and i like to bring up this link http://www.terratek.com/ case solved.

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Originally posted by Andrew_Pakula:
Yea Nait Sirhc is the guy with the info in the posts.

Here is a cool excerpt from him:

not sure about any other LDS people here but the "rumors that they have the sword of Laban, " not sure who even knows what that is. But from what i understand i don't believe their a record of the church having that item, other then it being laid with the Golden Plates that were translated into what we now know as "The Book of Mormon"

i just did a search on "soward of laban" and funny on the 1st page of google search it came up with me. Monte LDS (weird)

Ok i just got done reading that whole honking thread. It starts out like gangbusters but then it descends into a lame discussion about shitty cars. I want to know what's in that fucking cave!

I think they stumbled upon the Black Mesa research facility. They wouldn't have to be so sneaky if they'd just get Gordon Freeman to give them a tour.

Shit, this is better than the Novogate Incident.

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
I think they stumbled upon the Black Mesa research facility. They wouldn't have to be so sneaky if they'd just get Gordon Freeman to give them a tour.

Funniest thing I've read all day, hands down. HANDS DOWN.

As for the soon-to-be barrage of questioning me about this thing 'cause I'm a somewhat prominent Mormon on the board here... you've got me. This is one thing that I don't know very much about. All I know is that the church houses a full backup of their geneology records. I'll do research and get back to you guys soon.

Originally posted by MonteLDS:
i did some looking into this. and i like to bring up this link http://www.terratek.com/ case solved.

Stop trying to cover up.

I can't believe there's a board about cars.
Car Geeks are fucking stupid materialist nimrods.

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Originally posted by My Igloo:

Car Geeks are fucking stupid materialist nimrods.

http://www.zerokarma.com/mx-3/main.htm