a better condom question

[ziggy gaydust]

alright so, i tap a fly honey. i jizz way too quick in this case, rare as it is with my general manliness and tapping expertise. instead of stopping i forge on out of pride and keep tapping despite the irritatin sensation in my already jizzed dong. the question here is......can my jizz drip out of the condom and continue to impregnate?

[Nimrod's Son]

shouldn't if you use a spermicidal condom

also if you "jizz" and want to keep going, change the rubber for crying out loud

[ziggy gaydust]

if i change the rubber then i lose that chub, just the simple. besides then the jig is up my early nut you fool.

[Geek USA]

poor dude.

[Nimrod's Son]

if you think the jig isn't already up, you've been with really dumb women

[ziggy gaydust]

how would the jig be up? how the hell is she going to know i jizzqueefed? esp?

[ammy]

usually we can tell.

[ziggy gaydust]

i have a stoneface when i let the flood gates open

[Nimrod's Son]

it's not about your face.

nevermind.

[ammy]

it's not your face - we can feel things down there, you know.

[spa ced]

you tap a fly honey? are you black or just a wigger?

[ziggy gaydust]

no one feels a little drip drap when im pumpin with more rage than a nutslapped bulldog in a cage

[barden]

I've faked it.

[barden]

The orgasm I mean.
I made urgent thrusting motions and held my breath for a few seconds and then let out a relieved sigh.

It seemed to work.

She gave me one of those, ‘Oh yes, I know I satisfied you’ looks, very self assured.

Ho ho, if the ho only knew.


BTW: How does Nimrod know how it feels to be jazzed in?

[barden]

Jazzed???? JAZZED?
JIZZED, MOTHER FUCKER!

[Mo]

Originally Posted by barden

The orgasm I mean.
I made urgent thrusting motions and held my breath for a few seconds and then let out a relieved sigh.

It seemed to work.

She gave me one of those, ‘Oh yes, I know I satisfied you’ looks, very self assured.

Ho ho, if the ho only knew.


BTW: How does Nimrod know how it feels to be jazzed in?

And why would one do that?

[ziggy gaydust]

because sometimes a bitch doesnt even deserve the seed.

[barden]

Originally Posted by the antipop

And why would one do that?

It was boring. Exceptionally boring. She just…. Lay there, smiling, expectedly, like it was all my job.
And I’m pretty good in the stamina department. I knew that it would take a great deal of effort to do the real thing, or I could just fake it right here and now and get it over with.
I convinced myself that if it didn’t work I could always claim that I got ‘really close’.


Not all sex is great, trust me.

it's easy to have great sex, but you have to be caught up in the moment, not bored.

[barden]

The mentioned girl still emails me from work now and then.
Hmmm....

In the morning she wanted another round. We started, I kinda faked it (with less enthusiasm), then just said, 'it's getting late, I got to go to work'.

I dont know if the second faking was as believeable, but as you can tell: by that point I didn't really care.

[barden]

Want to know any other details of my sexual history?

[ziggy gaydust]

not at all lame ass faggot

[Mo]

Originally Posted by barden

The mentioned girl still emails me from work now and then.
Hmmm....

In the morning she wanted another round. We started, I kinda faked it (with less enthusiasm), then just said, 'it's getting late, I got to go to work'.

I dont know if the second faking was as believeable, but as you can tell: by that point I didn't really care.

She really must suck in bed.
Thank god I never had to fake an orgasm.