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View Poll Results: Do you have a.....?
a Dong 0 0%
a Cock 15 41.67%
a Dick 8 22.22%
a Penis 8 22.22%
a Wiener 2 5.56%
a Prick 3 8.33%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

 
 
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:42 AM   #1
Travis Meeks
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Default netphorian males, what do you have?

vote!

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:50 AM   #2
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well glad to see everyone picked the same option.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:51 AM   #3
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yeah because you all want to be like me

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:54 AM   #4
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i voted cock because i have a rooster clock and i lost my penis in the war

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 09:55 AM   #5
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I forgot to add the 'a Rollercoaster cock' option for ******

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:33 AM   #6
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I'll have to ask my wife.

It's so infrequently used lately, I feel as if I don't even know who he really is anymore. (my cock, not my wife).

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:34 AM   #7
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Quote:
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It's so infrequently used lately, I feel as if I don't even know who he really is anymore. (my cock, not my wife).
Oh, I just said cock.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:35 AM   #8
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what the fuck did you expect, you got married

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:37 AM   #9
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I expected your sweet ass to drive six hours north so I could tap it.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:43 AM   #10
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Quote:
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I expected your sweet ass to drive six hours north so I could tap it.
http://www.norabelfilms.com/eggs/knight.jpg
you expected WRONG, nigga

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:44 AM   #11
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i hate the word cock. especially if you say it a bunch of times.

cock cock cock.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:45 AM   #12
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cock cock cock.
'tis almost as good as poop poop poop.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:47 AM   #13
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'tis almost as good as poop poop poop.
no, poop is funny.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:53 AM   #14
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no, poop is funny.
So is
http://www.photochart.com/data/media/7/cock.jpg http://www.photochart.com/data/media/7/cock.jpg http://www.photochart.com/data/media/7/cock.jpg

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 10:53 AM   #15
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abstain. i do not have a a anything.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:18 PM   #16
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wang

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:21 PM   #17
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Little Chris.

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:31 PM   #18
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automatic response: cock. should we have a spinoff for the girls? (keep in my mind, i've had to restrain myself from being very, uhm, sophomoric here)

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:38 PM   #19
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No love for schlong?

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 12:43 PM   #20
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i knew meow had a penis.

 
Old 05-13-2006, 03:45 PM   #21
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C0CK

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 03:55 PM   #22
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Station Chief

 
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Old 05-13-2006, 05:08 PM   #23
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alexthestampede has a weiner!! haha

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 12:29 AM   #24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by North
i'd go dick
you heard it here first folks

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 03:29 AM   #25
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:58 AM   #26
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If I'm being sexy with my lady the word cock is used. Mostly.

However, the rest of th time he's my willy, winky, peepee.

Incidently I named my cat Winky.

 
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