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Old 05-14-2006, 08:48 PM   #1
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5 of them at work:

A legal secretary. She's black and an evacuee from Katrina. She's real cool and pretty solid at her job.

A paralegal. She's kind of country but really nice and good at her job.

A law clerk. Some kid who is in between his first and second year of law school.

Two college interns. One stoner dude named Doran. One hot Mexican chick.

 
Old 05-14-2006, 08:53 PM   #2
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HEY EVERYONE BONER IS IMPORTANT

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:53 PM   #3
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haha!

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:54 PM   #4
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are you sure there's an "R" in that word?




i was amused.
though put off by the bragging nature of this post.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:54 PM   #5
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You have assistants, now you need an ASSistant.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:55 PM   #6
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Quote:
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are you sure there's an "R" in that word?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:56 PM   #7
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is eveyone a word?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:56 PM   #8
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he's not bragging guys, the information is essential to the joke (which was brilliant)

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:58 PM   #9
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it's stolen from south park, but you KNOW that neopryn, dontcha boy?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:58 PM   #10
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my 'haha!' was directed at boner's post, not david's, just to clarify. in other words, yeah, the joke was quite good!

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 08:59 PM   #11
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NO i didn't i never really got into South Park

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:05 PM   #12
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he's not bragging guys, the information is essential to the joke (which was brilliant)
exactly.

there's plenty of examples of e-bragging by Boner but this isn't one of them.

it's not even like they're my aids. they're our aids. the 5 attorneys in our office share aids.

 
Old 05-14-2006, 09:10 PM   #13
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Quote:
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are you sure there's an "R" in that word?




i was amused.
though put off by the bragging nature of this post.
i hope you're not trying to make the joke that he's "impotant" cause that's not a word.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:13 PM   #14
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you're too cynical. i realize the spelling difference (believe it or not).
i still thought it'd be funny
erg.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:14 PM   #15
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ok so you make the joke that a word is one letter off.. but it's really two letters off.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:16 PM   #16
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shush!

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:17 PM   #17
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guys we're straying from my announcement that i have aids.

 
Old 05-14-2006, 09:18 PM   #18
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Yes, but have you HAD the aids?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:30 PM   #19
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i know david doesn't count because he has KANSAS CITY on his arm, but he thought it was funny

i give in.

can we delete everything directed and me and that i posted to clean this thread up to be on topic, and funny?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:32 PM   #20
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i know david doesn't count because he has ASS CITY on his arm, but he thought it was funny
fixed

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:34 PM   #21
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fixed

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:35 PM   #22
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fixed


pretty much

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:37 PM   #23
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Jared has aides.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:45 PM   #24
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havent there been a few netphorians actually have acquired immune deficiency syndrome?

and considering the context of the post did you say "I have" quietly then screamed "aids"?

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 09:51 PM   #25
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Which Netphorians have AIDS?

And who is Jared?

 
Old 05-14-2006, 10:53 PM   #26
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my test was negative yo

 
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