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Old 05-07-2006, 09:43 PM   #1
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tell us about your sexlife. do you hang out in bars for overweight guys? do you eat more just to be able to be a part of the scene? what is the worst thing you've done sexually

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:44 PM   #2
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this ones feisty tonight boys

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:47 PM   #3
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god, what on earth is fucking wrong with you. you want to (holy shit) hang out with boner, alex, and sandell? why not throw in neopryn and get all of the worst netphorians out of the way in one shot. look how low youve sunk. sincerely, i feel pity

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:48 PM   #4
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huh?

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:48 PM   #5
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look at my recent reputation comments : D

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:49 PM   #6
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I've been with the same guy for 4 years. We occasionally play with other people together but not often. I don't go to bars, I think they're weird and boring and creepy. My own personal weight doesn't really have anything to do with my attraction to heavier guys. I would proabably be able to get more action of I was thinner.

The worst thing I've done sexually. When I was at a summer camp in High School I coerced my mormon roomate to jerk off with me. He claimed he had never done it before, but after we did it the first time together I heard him beating off in his bed once or twice a night. In the morning I would find whatever he had came on, like a sock or underwear or whatever. I'd then jerk off either while sniffing and/or licking whatever he had used to clean up the night before.

The end.

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:52 PM   #7
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perhaps he loved it so much after you taught him that he had to do it every night afterwards?

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:55 PM   #8
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look at my recent reputation comments : D
that's funny. because i was about to say "did you give sleeper your password or something"

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 09:57 PM   #9
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even funnier is that i've rarely hidden my appriciation for previouslyt mentioned posters, excluding boner. it must be the glue that's talking.

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:08 PM   #10
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btw, sandell, what is it exactly that sleeper dislikes about you. have you goldcoasted one of his threads or something? is it your looks or perhaps your glimmering charm?

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:12 PM   #11
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i really don't know what his problem is. he neg reps me all the time without leaving comments, he flames me constantly about inane things (like when i said i was a player killer on an online RPG) ... i really think the guy has a problem. like, i'm not saying that to be an asshole but i seriously think something is wrong with him

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:15 PM   #12
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yeah thë whole rpg thing was something i personally found awesome!. the main problem sleeper has is bad confidence. he wants to make a difference but is too much of an egomaniac to start working with retarded children. it's a bit like rockin' cherub and his "top 10 albums of all time" lists.

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:16 PM   #13
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[quote=ravenguy2000]I've been with the same guy for 4 years. We occasionally play with other people together but not often. /QUOTE]
awesome job at being faithful

 
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Old 05-07-2006, 10:22 PM   #14
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sleeper is too stupid and untalanted, on the other hand, to get a job as political journalist or something like that, so he's left spewing out his little ideas and thought on the board

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:56 PM   #15
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yeah thë whole rpg thing was something i personally found awesome!. the main problem sleeper has is bad confidence. he wants to make a difference but is too much of an egomaniac to start working with retarded children. it's a bit like rockin' cherub and his "top 10 albums of all time" lists.
i don't even have such a list

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 04:57 PM   #16
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searching for one's own name is so awesome. awesomely frustrating.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:04 PM   #17
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Ravens a mary?


Ah it all makes sense now!

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:05 PM   #18
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this thread has died a long time ago folks, let it rest in peace.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:16 PM   #19
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i really don't know what his problem is. he neg reps me all the time without leaving comments...
he does this to me, too, but he never flames me. kind of creepy.

 
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:23 PM   #20
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i really don't know what his problem is. he neg reps me all the time without leaving comments, he flames me constantly about inane things (like when i said i was a player killer on an online RPG) ... i really think the guy has a problem. like, i'm not saying that to be an asshole but i seriously think something is wrong with him
omg randell lets get married in an online rpg!!!!!!!1

 
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