a couple shouldn't piss in public

[The Jesus]

if the couple is part of a circle of people talking and the conversation has run out.

i was testing my drinking abilities on friday evening and had to wait outside the students pub with a bunch of people i didn't know very well. after about 15 minutes we didn't have anything to talk about and this couple squatted down and started to piss. we were 4 people and they started to smile this horrible, satisfied smiles and pissed loud with huge splashes. it's a special sort of piss that i've noticed lately that couples do in situations like these. it's a bit like pretending to check your watch when you're standing and waiting for someone to feel less embarrassed about the situation, hey i'm not just standing here i'm waiting for someone! WE COULD TALK WITH YOU GUYS BUT WE WANT TO PISS INSTEAD! it's insulting.

the smiles are even more horrible, because they're always smug. i can easily imagine krazee stazee and i was aborted pissing like this in front of a bunch of people who're obviously single just to hurt them and make them feel lonely.

conclusion :they should pull their pants up in the social situation and try to come up with something to say in order to make the rest of us feel less embarrassed or fuck off.

[Rockin' Cherub]

awkward silence.