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Old 06-09-2002, 01:26 PM   #1
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Red face hey girls.

ever slapped a guy?

 
Old 06-09-2002, 01:31 PM   #2
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Yah, I slapped an ex of mine across the face. He was being an asshole and deserved it. He actually deserved someone to flat out kick his sorry pathetic ass.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 01:32 PM   #3
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Hell yeah, a couple of times but one in particular....its a funny story too...

My exboyfriend had a VERY small penis (imagine a dollar in nickles) yeah...
Well his friends made jokes about it and one time they asked me what I thought about IT and i laughed. SO he hit me in the throat. I almost wooped his ass but i broke up with him instead. Then like 3 months later my best friend found out and got real pissed, so he told me to get in the car and me, him and 50 other people went to find him. His current GF found out he cheated on her and they were talking. My friend grabbed him by the collar and made him get on his knees and appologize, then I got to slap him and back hand him. Then his CURRENT gf went around and kissed EVERY guy that was there. He just watched like "omg" LOL

 
Old 06-09-2002, 01:35 PM   #4
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yeah i slapped a guy yesterday. just because he's an unemotional asshole.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 01:48 PM   #5
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nothing wrong with a little male beating. all of 'em need it once in a great while.

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Old 06-09-2002, 01:51 PM   #6
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I slapped a good friend of mine --not intentionally.
If I can't beat the hell outta someone, I'll slap em to death LOL
I have a mean slap and he was like "slap me then, I bet I can take it" and all of my friends were like "do it!" "do it!" "do it!" so I did and immediately I screamed and said I was sorry. But he had a hand print on his cheek and he just stood there for a moment and didn't say anything. Then he said "well shit" I felt bad....

 
Old 06-09-2002, 03:21 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by blackfaerie:
nothing wrong with a little male beating. all of 'em need it once in a great while.
Same with women, right?

 
Old 06-09-2002, 03:24 PM   #8
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Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Same with women, right?
that was perfect.

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Old 06-09-2002, 03:30 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappiestBoyInTheWorld:
Same with women, right?
haha, dont you worry. chicks get their asses beaten to HELL and back every day by thousands and thousands of guys who refuse to take their shit. and its great. *nods*

they get more than their fair share of beatings, so i say bring ON the slaps. if anything, slaps turn us on at the very worst. lol. girls are such fucking pansies.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 03:34 PM   #10
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No.

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Old 06-09-2002, 03:34 PM   #11
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
haha, dont you worry. chicks get their asses beaten to HELL and back every day by thousands and thousands of guys who refuse to take their shit. and its great. *nods*

they get more than their fair share of beatings, so i say bring ON the slaps. if anything, slaps turn us on at the very worst. lol. girls are such fucking pansies.
Did your mommy hurt you wittle boy? Aww....poor baby.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:03 PM   #12
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
Did your mommy hurt you wittle boy? Aww....poor baby.
try again, fat ugly whore.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:07 PM   #13
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i slapped the fucking asshole of a stepbrother i have.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:07 PM   #14
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
try again, fat ugly whore.
I have no need to, you try hard enough for all of us.


 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:11 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
I have no need to, you try hard enough for all of us.

nice try. lol

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:14 PM   #16
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
nice try. lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

no.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:17 PM   #17
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my ex slapped me in the face pretty hard...i was right and she couldnt handle it

so she slapped me and then wanted me to hit her but i didnt, i just smiled

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Old 06-09-2002, 04:34 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:

My exboyfriend had a VERY small penis (imagine a dollar in nickles) yeah...
Well his friends made jokes about it and one time they asked me what I thought about IT and i laughed. SO he hit me in the throat. I almost wooped his ass but i broke up with him instead. Then like 3 months later my best friend found out and got real pissed, so he told me to get in the car and me, him and 50 other people went to find him. His current GF found out he cheated on her and they were talking. My friend grabbed him by the collar and made him get on his knees and appologize, then I got to slap him and back hand him. Then his CURRENT gf went around and kissed EVERY guy that was there. He just watched like "omg" LOL
you deserved to be hit in the throat. laughing at something like that is like laughing about how someone is retarded to their face.

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JERRY: What's around you?
KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's?
KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's.
JERRY: Famous Original Ray's?
KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
JERRY: Well, what street are you on?
KRAMER: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
JERRY: Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive! No matter what occurs, I will find you!
KRAMER: Aah!

Seinboys!

 
Old 06-09-2002, 04:41 PM   #19
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
you deserved to be hit in the throat. laughing at something like that is like laughing about how someone is retarded to their face.

Haha, aww its okay, a lot of guys have that problem, Nate. Does yours size up to a dollar in nickles?

HA-HA.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 05:05 PM   #20
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nate the Grate:
you deserved to be hit in the throat. laughing at something like that is like laughing about how someone is retarded to their face.
Agreed.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 05:14 PM   #21
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If my ex made fun of my diminutive wang size, I wouldn't punch her in the throat. I'd punch her in the cunt and steal her purse.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 05:24 PM   #22
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my girlfriend fuckin stuck me in the eye once for talking to another girl. i was so pissed i went to her house and tossed her the bone.

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Old 06-09-2002, 05:25 PM   #23
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:
Hell yeah, a couple of times but one in particular....its a funny story too...

My exboyfriend had a VERY small penis (imagine a dollar in nickles) yeah...
Well his friends made jokes about it and one time they asked me what I thought about IT and i laughed. SO he hit me in the throat. I almost wooped his ass but i broke up with him instead. Then like 3 months later my best friend found out and got real pissed, so he told me to get in the car and me, him and 50 other people went to find him. His current GF found out he cheated on her and they were talking. My friend grabbed him by the collar and made him get on his knees and appologize, then I got to slap him and back hand him. Then his CURRENT gf went around and kissed EVERY guy that was there. He just watched like "omg" LOL
that slut

 
Old 06-09-2002, 06:15 PM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by nevermind:
nice try. lol
When *everyone* you try to talk shit to is able to own your ass within seconds, it's probably time to find a new direction in life

 
Old 06-09-2002, 06:19 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeviousJ:
When *everyone* you try to talk shit to is able to own your ass within seconds, it's probably time to find a new direction in life
nice try fag. hah. so devious, so pathetic.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:12 PM   #26
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I've slapped my brother countless times because he's an asshole and he's slapped me countless times too.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:15 PM   #27
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Only his ass...

...and he liked it.

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:20 PM   #28
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Quote:
Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin:


My exboyfriend had a VERY small penis (imagine a dollar in nickles) yeah...
i don't think that's possible

20 nickels in a row? no way
hard or soft??


 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:25 PM   #29
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Quote:
Originally posted by ******:
If my ex made fun of my diminutive wang size I'd steal her purse.
This made me laugh very hard, and I'm not sure why. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

 
Old 06-09-2002, 08:26 PM   #30
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Being slapped, as long as it is playful and/or sexual is great.

 
 



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