names you just don't get

06-04-2002, 02:39 PM

"Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?

06-04-2002, 02:54 PM

it's all them new-fangled hippie names all the kids are goin' by nowadays.

fuck you!

06-04-2002, 02:56 PM

"Dirk" is about the stupidest name ever

06-04-2002, 02:57 PM

dirk diggler!

"i'm ready to FUCK!!"

06-04-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
"Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?

Maurice Starr...founder and genius behind the greatness of New Edition, New Kids on the Block, and The Perfect Gentlemen.

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06-04-2002, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueStar:
New Kids on the Block

oh my!

I don't know who the others are

06-04-2002, 05:03 PM

heh buggered that up

06-04-2002, 05:06 PM

Apparently New Edition are back together and touring again. They must need the money. New Edition is the group that launched Bobby Brown, Bel Biv DeVoe, Johnny Gil, and Ralph Tresvant. The Perfect Gentlemen was a threesome of little young black boys...one of whom was Maurice Starr, Jr....they were the opening act for the New Kids on the Block for a long time.

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[This message has been edited by BlueStar (edited 06-04-2002).]

06-04-2002, 06:45 PM

my calculus teacher was named Tunis. I will never in my life understand that one. Although it did seem to fit her personality.

06-04-2002, 06:47 PM

Shywanda
Tashanga
Layoya

Names like that.

I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened.

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06-04-2002, 06:59 PM

a guy in my school is named Ten Eyck Wellford

i hate most B names....

berni
brenda
bryce
bryice
brock

06-04-2002, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by peabody:
i hate most B names....

You forgot Biff.

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06-04-2002, 07:25 PM

bertha
eugene
herbert

06-04-2002, 09:18 PM

Eunice
Bertha
Eleanor
Dirk *nods*
Désirée

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06-04-2002, 09:22 PM

My grandmother's name was Carnes. Pronounced Car-ness.

I still don't get it.

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06-04-2002, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ghetto_Squirrel:
Shywanda
Tashanga
Layoya

Names like that.

I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened.

this is pretty un-PC, but those are really just black names. and I agree, they seem fairly far fetched, but who am I to say? my name's Eric; I fucking hate that name

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06-04-2002, 09:25 PM

All foreign names.

06-04-2002, 09:27 PM

any name that ends in "ie" or "y".

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06-04-2002, 09:33 PM

Blanch!!

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode that was on last night....George wanted to name his future son/daughter Seven.

06-04-2002, 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by relaxor!:
this is pretty un-PC, but those are really just black names. and I agree, they seem fairly far fetched, but who am I to say? my name's Eric; I fucking hate that name

Eh, you don't have to be PC. The topic of the thread is "names you just don't get." I'm not discriminating, it's just that I don't know why anyone would want to name their kids those things.

I heard once some lady named her kid "Shithead" (pronounced Shuh-theed). It's probably an urban legend, but it's funny nonetheless.

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06-04-2002, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
All foreign names.

Julio, are you French? or do you just want them wankers to win the world cup 'cos you're a glory hunter? or do you just like French things 'cos you're queer?

I really, really hate that avatar. sorry http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

06-04-2002, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by what was it anyway?:
Julio, are you French? or do you just want them wankers to win the world cup 'cos you're a glory hunter? or do you just like French things 'cos you're queer?

I really, really hate that avatar. sorry http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

No, I'm a wetback beaner and I don't need to be reminded.

I think I just closed my eyes and picked an avatar at random.

06-04-2002, 09:37 PM

I know a family whose children are named Brook, Brandy, Brock, and Brick. Pretty damned cool.

06-04-2002, 09:40 PM

eric is a sweet name, i think.

erik and erica suck, though.

06-04-2002, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mariner:
Brick

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06-04-2002, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by peabody:
eric is a sweet name, i think.

erik and erica suck, though.

well, uh, I'm glad you think so; I don't. but what are you gonna do?

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06-04-2002, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck:
No, I'm a wetback beaner and I don't need to be reminded.

I think I just closed my eyes and picked an avatar at random.

lol, sorry mate. well at least it's not the Union Jack could be worse.

06-04-2002, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by relaxor!:
well, uh, I'm glad you think so; I don't. but what are you gonna do?

i guess you'll have to end your life.

06-04-2002, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33:

Bertha

copy cat. i knew you wanted to be like me!

06-04-2002, 10:30 PM

Breeanna
Stacey
Brice

06-04-2002, 02:39 PM	#1
what was it anyway? Posts: n/a	names you just don't get "Maurice", what the fuck is that all about!?!?

06-04-2002, 02:54 PM	#2
Johnny Zoloft Posts: n/a	it's all them new-fangled hippie names all the kids are goin' by nowadays. fuck you!

06-04-2002, 02:56 PM	#3
Disarmed Posts: n/a	"Dirk" is about the stupidest name ever

06-04-2002, 02:57 PM	#4
Johnny Zoloft Posts: n/a	dirk diggler! "i'm ready to FUCK!!"

06-04-2002, 05:03 PM	#7
what was it anyway? Posts: n/a	heh buggered that up

06-04-2002, 05:06 PM	#8
BlueStar Posts: n/a	Apparently New Edition are back together and touring again. They must need the money. New Edition is the group that launched Bobby Brown, Bel Biv DeVoe, Johnny Gil, and Ralph Tresvant. The Perfect Gentlemen was a threesome of little young black boys...one of whom was Maurice Starr, Jr....they were the opening act for the New Kids on the Block for a long time. ------------------ ~~Samantha~~ AIM: MercuryAdore http://homepages.nyu.edu/~sag249/sigankle.jpg [This message has been edited by BlueStar (edited 06-04-2002).]

06-04-2002, 06:45 PM	#9
Junebug Posts: n/a	my calculus teacher was named Tunis. I will never in my life understand that one. Although it did seem to fit her personality.

06-04-2002, 06:47 PM	#10
Ghetto_Squirrel Posts: n/a	Shywanda Tashanga Layoya Names like that. I once heard some girl yell out, "Hey, Shamishqua!" I was frightened. ------------------ http://www.toolcity.net/~burt/images/dell-ass1.jpg My anti-drug is non-consensual sex with minors. AIM: Mista Saki

06-04-2002, 06:59 PM	#11
peabody Posts: n/a	a guy in my school is named Ten Eyck Wellford i hate most B names.... berni brenda bryce bryice brock

06-04-2002, 07:25 PM	#13
-Tragedy- Posts: n/a	bertha eugene herbert

06-04-2002, 09:18 PM	#14
Smiley33 Posts: n/a	Eunice Bertha Eleanor Dirk nods Désirée ------------------ In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse. For I have known them all already, known them all-- Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons; I know the voices dying with a dying fall Beneath the music from a farther room.

06-04-2002, 09:22 PM	#15
Guen Posts: n/a	My grandmother's name was Carnes. Pronounced Car-ness. I still don't get it. ------------------ at the wrist.

06-04-2002, 09:25 PM	#17
Mayfuck Posts: n/a	All foreign names.

06-04-2002, 09:27 PM	#18
Salena Child Posts: n/a	any name that ends in "ie" or "y". ------------------ "i've heard of unisex, but i've never had it."-monty python.

06-04-2002, 09:33 PM	#19
june33 Posts: n/a	Blanch!! This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode that was on last night....George wanted to name his future son/daughter Seven.

06-04-2002, 09:37 PM	#23
Mariner Posts: n/a	I know a family whose children are named Brook, Brandy, Brock, and Brick. Pretty damned cool.

06-04-2002, 09:40 PM	#24
peabody Posts: n/a	eric is a sweet name, i think. erik and erica suck, though.

06-04-2002, 10:30 PM	#30
skeleton Posts: n/a	Breeanna Stacey Brice