A fairly naive question concerning a chick's time of the month and sexual behavior:

04-30-2002, 12:26 AM

I am not ready to copulate with the person that I am currently dating. Unfortunately, I just got my period. Obviously, I'm not going to expect him to do much orally. What are guys usually all right with? Is sticking to the clit appropriate, or still rather ugh when the girl has a tampon etc (yes I bathe very well, but you know how it is). I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea of anal sex yet. I could always ask him, but you creative Netphorians may have ideas that he wouldn't have. Enlighten me to other options (no animals, sharp objects, or children, please). Thank you.

04-30-2002, 12:34 AM

Fonzie suggests you take a break for a week.

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04-30-2002, 12:35 AM

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Originally posted by Fonzie:
Fonzie suggests you take a break for a week.

well said. for chrissakes, have some self-control.

04-30-2002, 12:37 AM

....or call your boyfriend Captain Redbeard!

eeeeeeew. k, i just made myself sick. this never happens when i talk about poo.

04-30-2002, 12:38 AM

Like the Nike advertisments say - Just do it. http://a1276.g.akamai.net/7/1276/975...ogo_orange.gif

04-30-2002, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Smiley33:
....or call your boyfriend Captain Redbeard!

eeeeeeew. k, i just made myself sick. this never happens when i talk about poo.

i'd much rather discuss poo than monthly vaginal excretions.

04-30-2002, 12:47 AM

Do other stuff that doesn't involve the genitalia, except maybe his. Some girls, like me, have really sensitive errogenous zones that, when properly stimulated, are almost as pleasurable and shivery as actual oral sex, like right in the curve of the hip, the lower back, and other areas, joints especially.

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04-30-2002, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by meow:
i'd much rather discuss poo than monthly vaginal excretions.

w3rd.

04-30-2002, 12:51 AM

the ass-ugly bitch is actually gonna get some, now THATS funny.

04-30-2002, 12:54 AM

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Originally posted by nevermind:
the ass-ugly bitch is actually gonna get some, now THATS funny.

Preach on !

04-30-2002, 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by Ammy:

*PROPS HER*!!!!!!

Edit: DON'T FORGET TO FINGER YOURSELF, AMMY!
Although, make sure whoever's doing you from behind cums first, and then you cum, b/c after you cum and there's this in-out thing going on inside your butt, it just feels less good.

[This message has been edited by undivinemartyr (edited 04-30-2002).]

04-30-2002, 01:04 AM

Anal sex discussion on netphoria. Boy, have I missed you.

04-30-2002, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by Lie:

You sum things up so well, dear girl.

04-30-2002, 01:07 AM

It's great how this thread subtley turned into a discussion about anal.

04-30-2002, 01:09 AM

yes, we need an anal sex appreciation thread. anal rawks, but it's not something you can just dive into... *giggles*

04-30-2002, 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
It's great how this thread subtley turned into a discussion about anal.

What was subtle about it?

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04-30-2002, 01:12 AM

Poor Rhonda. She asks a simple question about sexual behavior and ends up getting bombarded with commentary on being fucked up the ass.

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04-30-2002, 01:24 AM

ok, I've never had anal, but there is always the possibility that one day it will happen(with a female). I'm a little curious about it all. just a few things.
- if the condom breaks during anal, can that easily cause some sort of infection to the urethra?
- how well do you have to clean your anal cavity before going for it? do you actually have to stick your fingers up there and feel around that there is no stool just inside?
- when you start off with just fingering the ass, does the smell take forever to clean off your fingers? I'm serious, I just think it'd take ages to get rid of the smell.

04-30-2002, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one:

1) That font color hurts my eyes. : (

2) There are actually condoms made for anal sex. I suppose they must be tougher to break than normal ones. However, I've always had anal sex without a condom, sometimes it being an alternative to normal sex b/c of lack of contraceptives around. I have never gotten an infection.

3) Yes, you have to stick your finger up there to check if there is no stool around, or if there is to push it up farther... something longer than your finger is needed for that. Like a dildo. Or else use an enema. :\

4) Actually, vagina smell takes longer to get rid of than butt odor, strangely enough. Not all the time, but it's happened once or twice, mainly b/c it's a day before my period is going to come, or soon after it left.
Anyway before I have anal sex, I usually make sure I don't have to shit in the next five hours or so. I do that all the day before. Then I shove a dildo up for a bit... then I would go take a shower and insert my finger in, cleaning up any left over stuff in there, and clean my finger really well. I keep my nails really short, but for those of you who don't... use a toothpick. When I get out, I put rubbing alcohol on the finger. And then I go and have anal sex. USE ASTROGLIDE, IT'S THE BEST LUBRICATION.

04-30-2002, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
THE VAGINA STRETCHES OUT AND STAYS STRETCHED. THE ANUS DOESN'T..

GOATSE.CX

owned.

04-30-2002, 02:24 AM

Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now.....

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04-30-2002, 03:05 AM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now.....

OH THANKS

04-30-2002, 03:32 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one:

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me:
Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now.....

OH THANKS

I find it funny that you choose to comment on my post after the toothpick in the ass/lube/stretching/redwing comments.....

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04-30-2002, 01:32 PM

the toothpick was for cleaning out under your nails, dumbass.

04-30-2002, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one:
there is always the possibility that one day it will happen(with a female).

04-30-2002, 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by undivinemartyr:
However, I've always had anal sex without a condom, sometimes it being an alternative to normal sex b/c of lack of contraceptives around. I have never gotten an infection.

I think he's worried about getting the infection himself, not the girl

04-30-2002, 02:02 PM

04-30-2002, 02:02 PM

Ok, I'm becoming celibate.

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04-30-2002, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower:
Ok, I'm becoming celibate.

that should be difficult.

04-30-2002, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by killtheyouth:
that should be difficult.

Everytime I read things like this, I become determined, for at least a few days, that I just plain DON'T WANT to have sex or even date.

04-30-2002, 12:26 AM	#1
Undone Posts: n/a	A fairly naive question concerning a chick's time of the month and sexual behavior: I am not ready to copulate with the person that I am currently dating. Unfortunately, I just got my period. Obviously, I'm not going to expect him to do much orally. What are guys usually all right with? Is sticking to the clit appropriate, or still rather ugh when the girl has a tampon etc (yes I bathe very well, but you know how it is). I don't know if I'm comfortable with the idea of anal sex yet. I could always ask him, but you creative Netphorians may have ideas that he wouldn't have. Enlighten me to other options (no animals, sharp objects, or children, please). Thank you.

04-30-2002, 02:02 PM	#27
pale_princess Posts: n/a	hi.

04-30-2002, 12:34 AM	#2
Fonzie Posts: n/a	Fonzie suggests you take a break for a week. ------------------ http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/fonzie.jpg

04-30-2002, 12:37 AM	#4
Smiley33 Posts: n/a	....or call your boyfriend Captain Redbeard! eeeeeeew. k, i just made myself sick. this never happens when i talk about poo.

04-30-2002, 12:38 AM	#5
undivinemartyr Posts: n/a	Like the Nike advertisments say - Just do it. http://a1276.g.akamai.net/7/1276/975...ogo_orange.gif

04-30-2002, 12:47 AM	#7
Lie Posts: n/a	Do other stuff that doesn't involve the genitalia, except maybe his. Some girls, like me, have really sensitive errogenous zones that, when properly stimulated, are almost as pleasurable and shivery as actual oral sex, like right in the curve of the hip, the lower back, and other areas, joints especially. ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

04-30-2002, 12:51 AM	#9
nevermind Posts: n/a	the ass-ugly bitch is actually gonna get some, now THATS funny.

04-30-2002, 01:04 AM	#12
bonsor Posts: n/a	Anal sex discussion on netphoria. Boy, have I missed you.

04-30-2002, 01:07 AM	#14
undivinemartyr Posts: n/a	It's great how this thread subtley turned into a discussion about anal.

04-30-2002, 01:09 AM	#15
Ammy Posts: n/a	yes, we need an anal sex appreciation thread. anal rawks, but it's not something you can just dive into... giggles

04-30-2002, 01:12 AM	#17
Lie Posts: n/a	Poor Rhonda. She asks a simple question about sexual behavior and ends up getting bombarded with commentary on being fucked up the ass. ------------------ Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear.

04-30-2002, 01:24 AM	#18
strange_one Posts: n/a	ok, I've never had anal, but there is always the possibility that one day it will happen(with a female). I'm a little curious about it all. just a few things. - if the condom breaks during anal, can that easily cause some sort of infection to the urethra? - how well do you have to clean your anal cavity before going for it? do you actually have to stick your fingers up there and feel around that there is no stool just inside? - when you start off with just fingering the ass, does the smell take forever to clean off your fingers? I'm serious, I just think it'd take ages to get rid of the smell.

04-30-2002, 02:24 AM	#21
So very sad about me Posts: n/a	Coincidentally, while reading this thread, i got the urge to take a giant shit. So i'm going to go now..... ------------------ http://www.wsu.edu/~swinn/sex.gif You want to sleep with common people like me

04-30-2002, 01:32 PM	#24
Ammy Posts: n/a	the toothpick was for cleaning out under your nails, dumbass.

04-30-2002, 02:02 PM	#28
Graveflower Posts: n/a	Ok, I'm becoming celibate. ------------------ Everyday is like Sunday Everyday is silent and grey