Jesus vs. God vs. Buddha vs. Muhammad vs. L. Ron Hubbard vs. Deadpool vs. Predator - Page 2

Nimrod's Son · 03-30-2006, 06:21 PM

trick question, Al

Jesus IS God.

Ugly · 03-30-2006, 06:48 PM

yeah, I know they're one in the same, but I was trying to make Jewish people feel included, if they wanted to vote for God and not Jesus. There wasn't enough room for the "God of the Israelites".

scorched_zero · 03-30-2006, 07:00 PM

I met God once, in Florence. He was an elderly British man. I was looking forlornly at the street and he walked up to me and said "Cheer up, Lifes not all that bad!"

He quickly vanished....or slowly suffled away....I can't recall.

The Jesus · 03-30-2006, 07:06 PM

VAN DAMME

Luke de Spa · 03-30-2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly

yeah, I know they're one in the same, but I was trying to make Jewish people feel included, if they wanted to vote for God and not Jesus. There wasn't enough room for the "God of the Israelites".

YHWH

souvenir · 03-30-2006, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

VAN DAMME

SUCKS

The Jesus · 03-30-2006, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by souvenir

SUCKS

NO. HE'S A FANTASTIC DANCER. SEE KICKBOXER FOR PROOF.

neopryn · 03-30-2006, 09:02 PM

is that really God?

Toby · 03-30-2006, 09:05 PM

i thought L Ron was OT9

souvenir · 03-30-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jesus

NO. HE'S A FANTASTIC DANCER. SEE KICKBOXER FOR PROOF.

TRAVOLTA WOULD PUT HIM IN HIS BACKPOCKET

Luke de Spa · 03-30-2006, 09:10 PM

is that a euphemism for gay sex

neopryn · 03-30-2006, 09:11 PM

btw i voted for Predator but after seeing the rundown on Deadpool, would like to change my vote.

souvenir · 03-30-2006, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucky Day Spa

is that a euphemism for gay sex

yeah, that too

skippy · 03-31-2006, 01:55 AM

Snakes (on a plane).

Luke de Spa · 03-31-2006, 02:15 AM

human kindness

View Poll Results: who = winnar?
Jesus	4	13.33%
God	2	6.67%
Buddha	5	16.67%
Muhammad	1	3.33%
L. Ron Hubbard	3	10.00%
Deadpool	6	20.00%
Predator	9	30.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

03-30-2006, 06:21 PM	#31
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	trick question, Al Jesus IS God.

03-30-2006, 06:48 PM	#32
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	yeah, I know they're one in the same, but I was trying to make Jewish people feel included, if they wanted to vote for God and not Jesus. There wasn't enough room for the "God of the Israelites".

03-30-2006, 07:00 PM	#33
scorched_zero Pledge Posts: 83	I met God once, in Florence. He was an elderly British man. I was looking forlornly at the street and he walked up to me and said "Cheer up, Lifes not all that bad!" He quickly vanished....or slowly suffled away....I can't recall.

03-30-2006, 07:06 PM	#34
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	VAN DAMME

03-30-2006, 09:02 PM	#38
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	is that really God?

03-30-2006, 09:05 PM	#39
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	i thought L Ron was OT9

03-30-2006, 09:10 PM	#41
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	is that a euphemism for gay sex

03-30-2006, 09:11 PM	#42
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	btw i voted for Predator but after seeing the rundown on Deadpool, would like to change my vote.

03-31-2006, 01:55 AM	#44
skippy Apocalyptic Poster Location: NJ Posts: 4,096	Snakes (on a plane).

03-31-2006, 02:15 AM	#45
Luke de Spa someone more...punk rock? Location: Ice cream pig out in M1-aud is why i don't play plug in baby the wrong way, like you Posts: 22,217	human kindness