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Old 02-02-2002, 12:53 AM   #2
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i guess convincing gramma really pays off?

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:54 AM   #3
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i guess convincing gramma really pays off?
HAW!

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:55 AM   #4
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No one will believe it without photographic proof.

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Old 02-02-2002, 12:55 AM   #5
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ill take your place so u can wait till u get married.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:56 AM   #6
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No one will believe it without photographic proof.
I know http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/frown.gif

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:58 AM   #7
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Invite me along and it will be 100% http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/wink.gif

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:59 AM   #8
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I think you jinxed your chances with this post.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 12:59 AM   #9
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Remember to bring a flashlight.

http://www.timandcatherine.com/Weste...ona99/slot.jpg

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Old 02-02-2002, 01:01 AM   #10
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I don't know. That might be an adequate excuse. http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/smile.gif

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:01 AM   #11
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i was going to say something.

remember to use a condom, put a diaphragm in her, block that with a sponge, shoot some foam in her AND be certain that she's on the pill.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:04 AM   #12
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Condoms, and she's on the pill.

I wouldn't be going near her otherwise.

Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:36 AM   #13
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i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.
if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that!

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dying of boredom...i'll try it all

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:38 AM   #14
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Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.
If I happened to be drinking anything - which I am not - I'm sure it would be flying out of my nose about now.

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Old 02-02-2002, 01:41 AM   #15
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if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that!
No no, pick up a mushroom first then jump on her head

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:44 AM   #16
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Plus she's hot and is nice and likes videogames so i can shout "BUT ITSA ME MARIO" when I cum.
Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to?

Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo!

Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

*squirt*squirt*

Girl: Hello gentlemen.

Glenn: What yuo say?

*gentlemen enter*

Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha.

Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!

 
Old 02-02-2002, 01:44 AM   #17
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Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to?

Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo!

Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

*squirt*squirt*

Girl: Hello gentlemen.

Glenn: What yuo say?

*gentlemen enter*

Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha.

Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!
Kimaira: i took way too much time writing a post about you on netphoria
Jumbo Cactuar 9: that's the first AYB laugh i've gotten in a long time

 
Old 02-02-2002, 02:24 AM   #18
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You jeepin' behind my back?

 
Old 02-02-2002, 02:35 AM   #19
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if that turns her on, she's no real woman...try punching her in the face, girls like that!
YOU =so scary

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:03 AM   #20
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You jeepin' behind my back?
SHE MEANS NOTHING!

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:14 AM   #21
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SHE MEANS NOTHING!
She must, if you're going to use a killer line like the Mario one.

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Sure, it was fun this morning in the shower when you punched me in the windpipe and took my candy cigarettes...

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:44 AM   #22
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No one believes you Glenn. You don't have to make up stories to make yourself seem cooler, we accept you how you are.

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~While i roam the weeks homeless without her again~

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:45 AM   #23
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Glenn: Oh yeah baby, who does all your base belong to?

Girl: Oh, Oh, Yuo, Glenn, Yuo!

Glenn: AHHHH SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

*squirt*squirt*

Girl: Hello gentlemen.

Glenn: What yuo say?

*gentlemen enter*

Gentlemen: Ha ha ha ha.

Girl: Somebody set up us the gangbang!
I want to say i laughed heartily.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:46 AM   #24
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Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 03:47 AM   #25
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Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.
lol

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Old 02-02-2002, 04:31 AM   #26
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woohoo!!!!

 
Old 02-02-2002, 04:51 AM   #27
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Let's show this thread to her. That ought to get her juices going.
Just because you sleep in a drawer.

 
Old 02-02-2002, 05:19 PM   #28
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So did you get laid, Glenn?

 
Old 02-02-2002, 05:27 PM   #29
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gee, glenn. if you don't get any i guess it means that you really are a fag!

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Old 02-02-2002, 06:58 PM   #30
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GLENN!!!! Get up! I know its only 9 am there, but you gotta give details http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/redface.gif

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You want to sleep with common people like me

 
 
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