Catherine Wheel needs a break - helpout thread

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:09 AM

Catherine Wheel seems a little fried at the moment, possibly from ruminating and then articulating too many amazing universal truths. It would be cruel, or even irresponsible to deprive the philisophical community of his output, so in this thread we can take over the hard work for a while and leave CW free to get a little R&R.

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:10 AM

Birds can fly. They evolved wings so they can fly. This means they are in the air a lot

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:11 AM

Money is used to pay for goods and services. People who want more money provide more goods and services. This means they can pay other people to provide them with more goods and services. I call this 'the Money Theorem'

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:13 AM

The alphabet has 26 letters, yet we can combine these to make more than 26 words. This is the power of combining specializations. People are not letters though, so this doesn't apply to society or anything. People can make letter shapes though, like cheerleaders

ChristHimself! · 03-02-2006, 10:14 AM

this is coming too thick and fast

MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:15 AM

If I eat too much, I feel sick. If I don't eat, I feel sick. This means eating is bad, and a human flaw

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ChristHimself!

this is coming too thick and fast

MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT

McDonalds sells thick milkshakes. Milk comes from cows, and after the cows are milked they make burgers out of them. A Big Mac/milkshake meal is the true cow meal experience

Grumble · 03-02-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DeviousJ

Money is used to pay for goods and services. People who want more money provide more goods and services. This means they can pay other people to provide them with more goods and services. I call this 'the Money Theorem'

Jesus! I had just finished typing out the following (I was doing it in Word as I was already using it and just started typing away after seeing your first post) and then opened this thread to paste it in:

Cash or credit can be exchanged for goods and services. If you have lots of money it enables you to buy more things than if you had little money or no money at all. People with lots of money are often called ‘rich’, while people with little or no money are called ‘poor’.

It's not exactly the same, but it's still a bit odd....

Grumble · 03-02-2006, 10:19 AM

Maybe it's not THAT odd, but it spun my little head out, anyway.

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:20 AM

Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'

Grumble · 03-02-2006, 10:21 AM

Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'

Grumble · 03-02-2006, 10:21 AM

Okay, I faked it that time.

Elvis The Fat Years · 03-02-2006, 10:23 AM

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/6900/vamp1jk.jpg

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumble

Jesus! I had just finished typing out the following (I was doing it in Word as I was already using it and just started typing away after seeing your first post) and then opened this thread to paste it in:

Cash or credit can be exchanged for goods and services. If you have lots of money it enables you to buy more things than if you had little money or no money at all. People with lots of money are often called ‘rich’, while people with little or no money are called ‘poor’.

It's not exactly the same, but it's still a bit odd....

Clearly this is strong empirical evidence for the existence of a paradigm which strongly addresses this and all situations which gravitate toward falling within its sphere of influence. The Money Theorem is going to very important for the world, and in working out the publishing deal

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumble

Okay, I faked it that time.

You think you did, but actually on some other level you were already going to type that without my input. This concept of different levels of awareness or 'consciousness' is my own creation

RopeyLopey · 03-02-2006, 10:26 AM

this thread makes me pray for return of CW.

Grumble · 03-02-2006, 10:26 AM

I wonder if any econimists have noticed money...

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/6900/vamp1jk.jpg

This man has red eyes. Sometimes in photographs people have red eyes. I call this 'The Red Eye Effect'

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

this thread makes me pray for return of CW.

Praying is a way people ask for something to happen. If it happens, they thank whoever they asked and continue to pray. If it doesn't happen, they may be disappointed and may give up praying

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Grumble

I wonder if any econimists have noticed money...

The Money Theorem is an expanded way of thinking about trading for goods and services. By looking at the amount of money used to pay for different things, you can think about their worth and how this affects the amount people want and the amount people are willing to provide. This is taking the basic idea economists think about and expanding on it

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:32 AM

Chairs are furniture to rest people who are sat down. They do not make chairs for people who stand up. This is because standing up means you are not tired and do not need to rest

RopeyLopey · 03-02-2006, 10:36 AM

sex is violence.

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by RopeyLopey

sex is violence.

Yes, and it's also the German word for the number 6. 666 is the number of satan, who is connected with violence all around the world. 555 is a local area code in america. Local areas have violence gangs

RopeyLopey · 03-02-2006, 10:41 AM

I see you gave up on this one, eh?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...perilagain.jpg

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:42 AM

I forgot about that

DeviousJ · 03-02-2006, 10:43 AM

You can create a hole by removing something. Forgetting is the act of remembering a hole

tcm · 03-02-2006, 01:08 PM

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

-Handey

Cathrine Wheel · 03-02-2006, 01:28 PM

I take offense to this thread.

topleybird · 03-02-2006, 03:22 PM

How is it possible that CW's far superior troll actually has a worse reputation than the real thing?

tcm · 03-02-2006, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by topleybird

CW's far superior troll

disagreed.

03-02-2006, 10:09 AM	#1
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Catherine Wheel needs a break - helpout thread Catherine Wheel seems a little fried at the moment, possibly from ruminating and then articulating too many amazing universal truths. It would be cruel, or even irresponsible to deprive the philisophical community of his output, so in this thread we can take over the hard work for a while and leave CW free to get a little R&R.

03-02-2006, 10:23 AM	#13
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03-02-2006, 10:10 AM	#2
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Birds can fly. They evolved wings so they can fly. This means they are in the air a lot

03-02-2006, 10:11 AM	#3
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Money is used to pay for goods and services. People who want more money provide more goods and services. This means they can pay other people to provide them with more goods and services. I call this 'the Money Theorem'

03-02-2006, 10:13 AM	#4
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	The alphabet has 26 letters, yet we can combine these to make more than 26 words. This is the power of combining specializations. People are not letters though, so this doesn't apply to society or anything. People can make letter shapes though, like cheerleaders

03-02-2006, 10:14 AM	#5
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	this is coming too thick and fast MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT

03-02-2006, 10:15 AM	#6
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	If I eat too much, I feel sick. If I don't eat, I feel sick. This means eating is bad, and a human flaw

03-02-2006, 10:19 AM	#9
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	Maybe it's not THAT odd, but it spun my little head out, anyway.

03-02-2006, 10:20 AM	#10
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'

03-02-2006, 10:21 AM	#11
Grumble Apocalyptic Poster Location: non-local software. Posts: 2,746	Sometimes a lot of people want something, and less people don't want it. Counting these people and making a decision based on the numbers is called a vote. Vote rhymes with note. You can write a note, expressing your vote. If you have a coat, you could deliver the note. Wearing coats can keep people warm. I call this 'The Coat Method'

03-02-2006, 10:26 AM	#16
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	this thread makes me pray for return of CW.

03-02-2006, 10:32 AM	#21
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Chairs are furniture to rest people who are sat down. They do not make chairs for people who stand up. This is because standing up means you are not tired and do not need to rest

03-02-2006, 10:36 AM	#22
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	sex is violence.

03-02-2006, 10:41 AM	#24
RopeyLopey Braindead Posts: 15,483	I see you gave up on this one, eh? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...perilagain.jpg

03-02-2006, 10:42 AM	#25
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	I forgot about that

03-02-2006, 10:43 AM	#26
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	You can create a hole by removing something. Forgetting is the act of remembering a hole

03-02-2006, 01:08 PM	#27
tcm Braindead Location: Le look de Corgan Posts: 17,922	Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words: mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. -Handey

03-02-2006, 01:28 PM	#28
Cathrine Wheel Pledge Posts: 78	I take offense to this thread.

03-02-2006, 03:22 PM	#29
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	How is it possible that CW's far superior troll actually has a worse reputation than the real thing?