apc news - twiggy confirmed

killer_tomato · 03:53 PM

from the apc website:

"2.11.03 Are you sitting down?

Regarding the departure of the one known as “Paz”

Paz has been a vegan for many years. As many of you may know, sometimes the lack of protein in one’s diet can leave them borderline anemic and, occasionally, a bit delirious. After a festival show featuring APC and the The Smashing Pumpkins, Paz, in a state of “meat deprivation,” followed a “bald man named Billy” onto the wrong bus and we haven’t seen her since. Milk carton photos have, so far, been ineffective. Any help would be appreciated.

Regarding the “New Guy” on bass.

Jeordie White, otherwise known as “Twiggy,” (formerly of “Marilyn Manson,”) has replaced Paz as the new APC bass player. Twiggy, in between jobs, answered a classified ad in “the Music Connection” which read… “Established band seeks professional, experienced bass player. Must have a van and must resemble Don Knotts. Long hair a plus.” The rest is history. Congratulations, Jeordie. This is the biggest mistake you have ever or will ever make.

Regarding the abduction of the one currently known as “Troy VanLeeuwen,” and occasionally known as “Toby or Todd Lewin,”

Reports have come in stating Troy has been seen hanging around with Craig Kilbourn. Other sources say Troy has been abducted by a hostile yet stable group of extraterrestrials posing as a band of Gypsy crack whores. Lucky for us, we have “fitted” Troy with a self-destruct mechanism for just such an occasion. If any of these “aliens” attempt what we in the biz refer to as a “Greek Wedding”… KABOOOM! Good luck, Troy. Come back often.

Regarding the “New Guy” on guitar.

Renholder. Figure it out. This multi-talented individual (who suffers from an extremely rare form of social turrets) wears many hats. All of which he hangs on the wall next to his soiled futon. Impersonator of circus gorillas, moon walker, psychic medium to the stars, serial/cereal coupon hoarder, owner of the most extensive collection of “COPS” episodes on this planet, coined the term, “Tijuana boob job,” as well as aficionado of all things “boob job.” These are just a few of his many, many talents.

Regarding the “New Album Title.”

We are currently in litigation with The Offspring over this. More info on this subject will be posted as it becomes available.

love, apc"

El Savior · 02-11-2003, 04:21 PM

fucking hilarious. maynard is more ambiguous than marilyn manson. it could be an interesting team.

Travis Meekz · 02-11-2003, 05:15 PM

good news...yeah, that was pretty funny

shaniqua · 02-11-2003, 05:30 PM

paz is vegan? that's neat.

mirrar · 02-11-2003, 05:34 PM

hilarious read. ehhh on twiggy though.

neopryn · 02-11-2003, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
hilarious read. ehhh on twiggy though.

How you gonna hate on Twiggy? What a pimp.

oui henri · 02-11-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pale_princess
paz is vegan?

that's what i thought as well.

meladori magpie · 02-11-2003, 08:05 PM

I thought APC had died.
What was the reason fopr Twiggy leaving MM?? I forgot.

02-11-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meladori magpie
I thought APC had died.
What was the reason fopr Twiggy leaving MM?? I forgot.

If I remember correctly it was the tried and true "creative differences" between him and Manson.

jai · 02-11-2003, 10:18 PM

start placing bets now on who'll last until the third album. that's cool lohner's in the group tho.

MstrGhost · 02-11-2003, 10:30 PM

thank you thank you thank you

Fattening Ass · 02-12-2003, 04:15 PM

LOL @ Craig Kilbourn. He does look like em.

oui henri · 02-12-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fattening Ass
LOL @ Craig Kilbourn. He does look like em.

that's what my boyfriend's been saying all along.

at least there's others who think the same.

mirrar · 02-12-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn

How you gonna hate on Twiggy? What a pimp.

who's the pimp, me or twiggy??

Eulogy · 02-13-2003, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jai
that's cool lohner's in the group tho.

Shit yes.

Oh man. Good times.

neopryn · 02-13-2003, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mirror_Untrue
who's the pimp, me or twiggy??

You can't be because you don't like Twiggy.

mirrar · 02-13-2003, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by neopryn
You can't be because you don't like Twiggy.

02-11-2003, 03:50 PM	#1
killer_tomato Apocalyptic Poster Location: london Posts: 4,949	apc news - twiggy confirmed from the apc website: "2.11.03 Are you sitting down? Regarding the departure of the one known as “Paz” Paz has been a vegan for many years. As many of you may know, sometimes the lack of protein in one’s diet can leave them borderline anemic and, occasionally, a bit delirious. After a festival show featuring APC and the The Smashing Pumpkins, Paz, in a state of “meat deprivation,” followed a “bald man named Billy” onto the wrong bus and we haven’t seen her since. Milk carton photos have, so far, been ineffective. Any help would be appreciated. Regarding the “New Guy” on bass. Jeordie White, otherwise known as “Twiggy,” (formerly of “Marilyn Manson,”) has replaced Paz as the new APC bass player. Twiggy, in between jobs, answered a classified ad in “the Music Connection” which read… “Established band seeks professional, experienced bass player. Must have a van and must resemble Don Knotts. Long hair a plus.” The rest is history. Congratulations, Jeordie. This is the biggest mistake you have ever or will ever make. Regarding the abduction of the one currently known as “Troy VanLeeuwen,” and occasionally known as “Toby or Todd Lewin,” Reports have come in stating Troy has been seen hanging around with Craig Kilbourn. Other sources say Troy has been abducted by a hostile yet stable group of extraterrestrials posing as a band of Gypsy crack whores. Lucky for us, we have “fitted” Troy with a self-destruct mechanism for just such an occasion. If any of these “aliens” attempt what we in the biz refer to as a “Greek Wedding”… KABOOOM! Good luck, Troy. Come back often. Regarding the “New Guy” on guitar. Renholder. Figure it out. This multi-talented individual (who suffers from an extremely rare form of social turrets) wears many hats. All of which he hangs on the wall next to his soiled futon. Impersonator of circus gorillas, moon walker, psychic medium to the stars, serial/cereal coupon hoarder, owner of the most extensive collection of “COPS” episodes on this planet, coined the term, “Tijuana boob job,” as well as aficionado of all things “boob job.” These are just a few of his many, many talents. Regarding the “New Album Title.” We are currently in litigation with The Offspring over this. More info on this subject will be posted as it becomes available. love, apc" Last edited by killer_tomato : 02-11-2003 at 03:53 PM.

02-12-2003, 04:15 PM	#12
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	LOL @ Craig Kilbourn. He does look like em. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

02-11-2003, 04:21 PM	#2
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	fucking hilarious. maynard is more ambiguous than marilyn manson. it could be an interesting team.

02-11-2003, 05:15 PM	#3
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	good news...yeah, that was pretty funny

02-11-2003, 05:30 PM	#4
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	paz is vegan? that's neat.

02-11-2003, 05:34 PM	#5
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	hilarious read. ehhh on twiggy though.

02-11-2003, 08:05 PM	#8
meladori magpie Amish Rake Fighter Location: england Posts: 11	I thought APC had died. What was the reason fopr Twiggy leaving MM?? I forgot.

02-11-2003, 10:18 PM	#10
jai Pledge Posts: 61	start placing bets now on who'll last until the third album. that's cool lohner's in the group tho.

02-11-2003, 10:30 PM	#11
MstrGhost Apocalyptic Poster Location: Portugal Posts: 2,805	thank you thank you thank you