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Old 11-02-2005, 01:50 AM   #1
barden
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Default I think I have a responsibility on Netphoria.

And that responsibility is to be the focus of all your high school angst, you little social rejects.

Let me carry you under my wing, while you direct your visions of hate towards my bosom.

Yes, the cool kids have all the fun, and we’re really sorry about that, and I know it wouldn’t be so hard to lose the weight and go drinking, I mean, even Oprah says if you’re fat and you don’t like it, you’re just not trying hard enough, but I also understand it’s easy to be flawed, it keeps you restricted so that you never have to strive for your dreams and fail.

Sitting at home on the internet hating the playa. It breaks my heart, Netphoria, it really does.

But I understand and I accept this weary responsibility, though the strain breaks my back as well as my heart.

I love you all anyway, and like a father, whose spoilt kid screams declarations of hate, I smile, and I turn the other cheek.




Yes, much like Jesus.

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:52 AM   #2
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jesus has been dead for almost 2000 years

you need to lift your game a bit

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:55 AM   #3
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa
jesus has been dead for almost 2000 years

you need to lift your game a bit
Jesus lives, inside us all.

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:58 AM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by barden
I think I have a responsibility on Netphoria.
you don't

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:02 AM   #5
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you don't
I look the other way and smile.

You will never have sex with a pretty girl.

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:04 AM   #6
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I can't figure out what your avatar is.

 
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Old 11-02-2005, 02:07 AM   #7
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I can't figure out what your avatar is.
It is (dun dun) :

A figure, top half of the body, leaning backwards with the arm up over the neck, with some ribs or something super imposed for texture.

 
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