You know when you imagine a random girl pulling into you?

barden · 10-01-2005, 09:02 AM

Like, a hot stranger, completely randomly and unexpectedly leaning against a wall and pulling you towards her for passionate kissing and sucking on lips, and grinding on nether regions and wrapping of legs and things?

Well, kids, I’m here to tell you: It happens.

I was sceptical myself, previously, but after first hand experience I must say I’m pleasantly surprised.

Spontaneity is sexy. However, sluttiness is not. So a girl like that might be fun for a hook up, but don’t take her home or you’ll wonder about her previous exciting ventures into the unknown.

Sonic Johnny · 10-01-2005, 09:05 AM

hey bardy. how are you?

i'm in syndey visiting my girlfriend.

i just spent a whole evening on a huge personal yacht drinking nice wine and eating copious amounts of awesome seafood, completely for free. her godparents are awesome.

barden · 10-01-2005, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Sonic Johnny
hey bardy. how are you?

i'm in syndey visiting my girlfriend.

i just spent a whole evening on a huge personal yacht drinking nice wine and eating copious amounts of awesome seafood, completely for free. her godparents are awesome.

That sounds pretty damn cool.

I got my girl back!

Well, when she gets back to the country anyway, just before Christmas. We’re giving it another shot!

That’s my big news.

Sonic Johnny · 10-01-2005, 09:10 AM

man. thats w00t. good work.

Mooney · 10-01-2005, 11:46 AM

i had that happen, once. this total stranger came up to me, saying she can't find her friend. i go along with her to help her find her, and after about five to ten minutes of searching, she just does pretty much what you described. she then departed and i never saw her again. :erm

i had forgot that this had happened until last week when i was making a list for fun of all the girls i've made out with.

10-01-2005, 01:24 PM

this is the worst thread

Travis Meeks · 10-01-2005, 01:25 PM

yeah it really is. I don't think I care for this Barden fella.

yo soy el mejor · 10-01-2005, 01:36 PM

i really want to get ******'s account banned, too

RopeyLopey · 10-01-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mooney

when i was making a list for fun of all the girls i've made out with.

is it long?
could you remember?

yo soy el mejor · 10-01-2005, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
i really want to get ******'s account banned, too

gimme a fuckin break. elvisthefatyears pulls grosser shit constantly

Nimrod's Son · 10-01-2005, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

gimme a fuckin break. elvisthefatyears pulls grosser shit constantly

he does it in the proper way

besides what you're really saying here is that evlis should be banned, which has nothing to do with you

yo soy el mejor · 10-01-2005, 02:52 PM

im saying you should have a consistent policy. id rather it be no bans, but if you had to ban someone id rather you ban everyone equally and have your admin powers stripped that much sooner

and the dildonator was not marked nsfw

maybe the cut up cat and brain splatter pictures and a lot of the gay anal he posted was, but he munged up a lot better threads than "hot girls want me".

JACKFRUITAUTO · 10-01-2005, 03:30 PM

U R A FAGGOT

Mooney · 10-01-2005, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RopeyLopey

is it long?
could you remember?

it wasn't very long, no. twelve or thirteen.

10-01-2005, 09:02 AM	#1
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	You know when you imagine a random girl pulling into you? Like, a hot stranger, completely randomly and unexpectedly leaning against a wall and pulling you towards her for passionate kissing and sucking on lips, and grinding on nether regions and wrapping of legs and things? Well, kids, I’m here to tell you: It happens. I was sceptical myself, previously, but after first hand experience I must say I’m pleasantly surprised. Spontaneity is sexy. However, sluttiness is not. So a girl like that might be fun for a hook up, but don’t take her home or you’ll wonder about her previous exciting ventures into the unknown.

10-01-2005, 11:46 AM	#5
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i had that happen, once. this total stranger came up to me, saying she can't find her friend. i go along with her to help her find her, and after about five to ten minutes of searching, she just does pretty much what you described. she then departed and i never saw her again. :erm i had forgot that this had happened until last week when i was making a list for fun of all the girls i've made out with. __________________

10-01-2005, 09:05 AM	#2
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	hey bardy. how are you? i'm in syndey visiting my girlfriend. i just spent a whole evening on a huge personal yacht drinking nice wine and eating copious amounts of awesome seafood, completely for free. her godparents are awesome.

10-01-2005, 09:10 AM	#4
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	man. thats w00t. good work.

10-01-2005, 01:24 PM	#6
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	this is the worst thread

10-01-2005, 01:25 PM	#7
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	yeah it really is. I don't think I care for this Barden fella.

10-01-2005, 01:36 PM	#8
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i really want to get ******'s account banned, too

10-01-2005, 02:52 PM	#12
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	im saying you should have a consistent policy. id rather it be no bans, but if you had to ban someone id rather you ban everyone equally and have your admin powers stripped that much sooner and the dildonator was not marked nsfw maybe the cut up cat and brain splatter pictures and a lot of the gay anal he posted was, but he munged up a lot better threads than "hot girls want me".

10-01-2005, 03:30 PM	#13
JACKFRUITAUTO Demi-God Location: nigger lover Posts: 379	U R A FAGGOT