and the Ultimate Warrior outdoes himself yet again

strange_one · 10-01-2005, 12:19 PM

here's an excerpt from his response to WWE releasing a DVD that basically goes on about what a nutcase he is. this is just great. in case you weren't aware, the guy he talks about below is suffering from throat (or something like that) cancer:

"As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed. Imagine what it will be like, lying there taking in your last breaths, knowing you whored yourself out your whole life, and had to, in your final years, be faced with emptying your own personal shit bag affirming to you the true value of what you achieved in your life. Not even Vince could come up with a better finish than this. Karma is just a beautiful thing to behold."

I love that second last line, just beautiful

full post and more goodness at http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/09.27.05DVDII.htm

FasterThanFate · 10-01-2005, 12:28 PM

outdoes himself yet again, indeed.

i particularly loved his rant about "anybody who sees farenheit 9/11 is an idiot." a year or so ago.

to this day i wish the hulkster had kicked his ass at wrestlemania VI

funnygeezus · 10-01-2005, 12:45 PM

i love how at the end of his all-but-completely incoherent ramblings he adds:

Quote:

Well, now, I’ve gone and done it again. Damn if I haven’t. This delusional, insane, dumb, muscle-headed former wrestler has scrawled another classic masterpiece.

strange_one · 10-01-2005, 01:17 PM

are you going to be checking out the TNA debut show on Spike tonight geezus? by all reports it's going to be a cracker!

funnygeezus · 10-01-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by To Me My Board!
are you going to be checking out the TNA debut show on Spike tonight geezus? by all reports it's going to be a cracker!

i am now. thanks for the reminder.

10-01-2005, 12:19 PM	#1
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	and the Ultimate Warrior outdoes himself yet again here's an excerpt from his response to WWE releasing a DVD that basically goes on about what a nutcase he is. this is just great. in case you weren't aware, the guy he talks about below is suffering from throat (or something like that) cancer: "As for you, Booby Heenan, it’s just too difficult to keep a straight face talking about the pure two-faced bag of shit you are (and have always been), what, with you also actually wearing one as a piece of body jewelry. You are dying, dis-eased on the inside, and no more time is left to get back any of the integrity that matters the most on death’s bed. Imagine what it will be like, lying there taking in your last breaths, knowing you whored yourself out your whole life, and had to, in your final years, be faced with emptying your own personal shit bag affirming to you the true value of what you achieved in your life. Not even Vince could come up with a better finish than this. Karma is just a beautiful thing to behold." I love that second last line, just beautiful full post and more goodness at http://www.ultimatewarrior.com/09.27.05DVDII.htm

10-01-2005, 12:28 PM	#2
FasterThanFate Demi-God Location: The True North Strong And Free Posts: 347	outdoes himself yet again, indeed. i particularly loved his rant about "anybody who sees farenheit 9/11 is an idiot." a year or so ago. to this day i wish the hulkster had kicked his ass at wrestlemania VI __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-01-2005, 01:17 PM	#4
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	are you going to be checking out the TNA debut show on Spike tonight geezus? by all reports it's going to be a cracker!