My mom is strange.

peabody · 09-23-2005, 10:17 PM

So, I'm in Virginia for 2 days, because she is sick and I gotta take care of her. So, she's been asleep all day, and I've been doing random things or driving around or napping myself.

It's now 10 PM and she wakes up, wanders in here, hands me a bottle of wine and says "Here! It's expensive! Drink it when your friend gets here! But make him drive! There are like 10 others in the other room, if you want more!"

And then walks away and goes back to sleep.

....

:erm

neopryn · 09-23-2005, 10:19 PM

she sounds like a cool lady!

wHATcOLOR · 09-23-2005, 10:23 PM

keep in mind at all times that at one time your face (and the rest of your body too, but focus on the face) slid against the fleshy walls of her vagina

dean moriaty · 09-23-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
she sounds like a cool lady!

neopryn · 09-23-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by big white horse hung
keep in mind at all times that at one time your face (and the rest of your body too, but focus on the face) slid against the fleshy walls of her vagina

i was thinking about this the other day

the band the faint have a song called birth and it is a pretty good song but kind of disturbing. it starts out with "in the beginning there was semen" and then details gestation in graphic detail. it makes me uncomfortable

peabody · 09-23-2005, 10:51 PM

She is cool.

I hope she doesn't die.

She's had her pancreas removed and her gall bladder, all in the last 2 months, and nothing has worked, she is worse than ever.

They are sending her to John's Hopkins in Maryland to get her some real good treatment.

seign · 09-23-2005, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by peabody
She is cool.

I hope she doesn't die.

She's had her pancreas removed and her gall bladder, all in the last 2 months, and nothing has worked, she is worse than ever.

They are sending her to John's Hopkins in Maryland to get her some real good treatment.

Sorry to hear that man. She's in good hands though. John's Hopkins is probably the best hospital on the entire east-coast.

barden · 10-01-2005, 08:06 AM

Does she still call you Aly?

bardy · 10-01-2005, 11:12 AM

that sucks man, I hope she is okay

where in VA are you?

SuckSuckStyle · 10-01-2005, 12:27 PM

i love your mom tell her i hope she gets better

09-23-2005, 10:17 PM	#1
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	My mom is strange. So, I'm in Virginia for 2 days, because she is sick and I gotta take care of her. So, she's been asleep all day, and I've been doing random things or driving around or napping myself. It's now 10 PM and she wakes up, wanders in here, hands me a bottle of wine and says "Here! It's expensive! Drink it when your friend gets here! But make him drive! There are like 10 others in the other room, if you want more!" And then walks away and goes back to sleep. .... :erm

09-23-2005, 10:19 PM	#2
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	she sounds like a cool lady!

09-23-2005, 10:23 PM	#3
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	keep in mind at all times that at one time your face (and the rest of your body too, but focus on the face) slid against the fleshy walls of her vagina

09-23-2005, 10:51 PM	#6
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	She is cool. I hope she doesn't die. She's had her pancreas removed and her gall bladder, all in the last 2 months, and nothing has worked, she is worse than ever. They are sending her to John's Hopkins in Maryland to get her some real good treatment.

10-01-2005, 08:06 AM	#8
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Does she still call you Aly?

10-01-2005, 11:12 AM	#9
bardy Immortal Location: helllllloooooo!! Posts: 20,831	that sucks man, I hope she is okay where in VA are you?

10-01-2005, 12:27 PM	#10
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	i love your mom tell her i hope she gets better