where's the oddest place you've masturbated? - Page 4

mxzombie · 09-11-2005, 09:49 AM

i didn't masturbate in my car but i did get a handjob while driving
oh also i masturbated in the back of a school bus. several times

Travis Meeks · 09-11-2005, 01:11 PM

While one long drives (twice)
bathroom at work
my ex girlfriend jerked me off in her parent's minivan while both her parents were in the car. That took guts.

cool thread

Voice Implodes · 09-11-2005, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by Oblivious

yeah it wasn't so much that he'd have minded - just my own modesty issues i guess.

if he woke up to that, you probably wouldn't have to masturbate any longer. you would liekly get the real thing.

Oranjes · 09-11-2005, 04:16 PM

never masturbated

Voice Implodes · 09-11-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
never masturbated

i call bullshit

Oranjes · 09-11-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by Voice Implodes

i call bullshit

no it's true. it's true.

Mason R Butler · 09-11-2005, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Voice Implodes

if he woke up to that, you probably wouldn't have to masturbate any longer. you would liekly get the real thing.

Maybe that's what she's afraid of.

In the bathroom at some national park in Montana. I'm not that adventurous (though I did have sex in my parent's backyard last week, which is a much better story.)

Voice Implodes · 09-11-2005, 06:15 PM

to be honest, i've never fired off any knuckle children outside my own residence.

ravenguy2000 · 09-11-2005, 06:25 PM

France.

Izzle · 06:37 PM

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Originally posted by Voice Implodes
to be honest, i've never fired off any knuckle children outside my own residence.

i wonder if any star wars geeks have ever fantasised about the death star trench run while banging. maybe VI can shed some light on this for us.

dean moriaty · 09-11-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally posted by ravenguy2000
France.

lol

mistle · 09-11-2005, 06:38 PM

this summer i masturbated on a steep, forest clad mountain slope in norway with a great view over a beautiful lake.
that was my best place yet. but not very odd i guess

(that's right, jørgen, i jacked off on your native soil!)

Izzle · 09-11-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally posted by mistle
this summer i masturbated on a steep, forest clad mountain slope in norway with a great view over a beautiful lake.
that was my best place yet. but not very odd i guess

(that's right, jørgen, i jacked off on your native soil!)

hello

Oranjes · 09-11-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Izzle

i wonder if any star wars geeks have ever fantasised about the death star trench run while banging. maybe VI can shed some light on this for us.

kinda of like

BANG

ZAP

BOOM

mistle · 09-11-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Izzle

hello

kokakola

D. · 09-11-2005, 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by mistle

kokakola

you should masturbate in your basement prison, if you haven't already.

mistle · 09-11-2005, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by David

you should masturbate in your basement prison, if you haven't already.

i have already. it's very sexy when i close my eyes and make love to myself, but i want a cellmate now

Voice Implodes · 09-11-2005, 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by Izzle

i wonder if any star wars geeks have ever fantasised about the death star trench run while banging. maybe VI can shed some light on this for us.

nope, i am not that far gone.

i have thought about hockey to try and put off the final conclusion though, if you know what i mean!

Oranjes · 09-11-2005, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Voice Implodes

nope, i am not that far gone.

i have thought about hockey to try and put off the final conclusion though, if you know what i mean!

i think about netphoria, i find it works much better.

but like i said, i've never masturbated. i dont even know what it is really.

neopryn · 09-21-2005, 05:41 PM

at work today i was making a new section of books and the room they were going in was locked and dark and upstairs and uh...yeah.

Oranjes · 09-21-2005, 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
at work today i was making a new section of books and the room they were going in was locked and dark and upstairs and uh...yeah.

a library? neopryn you scoundrel!!!!!!

Shapan · 09-21-2005, 06:01 PM

i was watching porn with a friend a few years ago. he dosed off and i saw my chance.

Sam and Mike · 09-21-2005, 06:04 PM

bathroom at work (but it was s single person bathroom and was right next to all the cubicles)

C33 · 09-21-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by mistle
this summer i masturbated on a steep, forest clad mountain slope in norway with a great view over a beautiful lake.
that was my best place yet. but not very odd i guess

(that's right, jï¿½rgen, i jacked off on your native soil!)

whoa, where

ravenguy2000 · 09-21-2005, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Shapan
i was watching porn with a friend a few years ago. he dosed off and i saw my chance.

was this friend male or female

Shattered · 09-21-2005, 06:11 PM

Bathroom floor? On my friend's bed while he was next to me doing the same thing? I'm not daring enough to do it any where risky!

sweetmusk · 09-21-2005, 06:16 PM

i had a friend who was jerking off while driving over the speed limit and suddenly saw a police car pull into pursuit behind him. to escape, he took a sharp turn into a graveyard to hide and completed his masturbation there. true.

mistle · 09-21-2005, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by C33

whoa, where

i don't know.. we just drove northwards and camped where it was nice. my mom knows where the lake is i think so i could ask if you must know where i spilled my seeds:D

barden · 10-01-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally posted by Dead
I wasn't even yanking it, I have no idea what happened. But I learned my lesson alright.

You're talking bullshit, dammit.

How do you amasturbate by accident?

OH NO I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANTED TO PEE SO I JUST TUGGED FOR A BIT AND THEN OH NO, I JUST HAPPENED TO BE MASTURBATING.

Thats the stupidest shit I've ever heard.

Seriously.

09-11-2005, 06:15 PM	#98
Voice Implodes Minion of Satan Location: upstairs Posts: 6,823	to be honest, i've never fired off any knuckle children outside my own residence. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

09-11-2005, 09:49 AM	#91
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	i didn't masturbate in my car but i did get a handjob while driving oh also i masturbated in the back of a school bus. several times

09-11-2005, 01:11 PM	#92
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	While one long drives (twice) bathroom at work my ex girlfriend jerked me off in her parent's minivan while both her parents were in the car. That took guts. cool thread

09-11-2005, 04:16 PM	#94
Oranjes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 4,961	never masturbated

09-11-2005, 06:25 PM	#99
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	France.

09-11-2005, 06:38 PM	#102
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	this summer i masturbated on a steep, forest clad mountain slope in norway with a great view over a beautiful lake. that was my best place yet. but not very odd i guess (that's right, jørgen, i jacked off on your native soil!)

09-21-2005, 05:41 PM	#110
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	at work today i was making a new section of books and the room they were going in was locked and dark and upstairs and uh...yeah.

09-21-2005, 06:01 PM	#112
Shapan Socialphobic Location: intellectual hobo Posts: 11,798	i was watching porn with a friend a few years ago. he dosed off and i saw my chance.

09-21-2005, 06:04 PM	#113
Sam and Mike You are love, you are soul, you are real to me. Location: In each other's hearts Posts: 3,139	bathroom at work (but it was s single person bathroom and was right next to all the cubicles)

09-21-2005, 06:11 PM	#116
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	Bathroom floor? On my friend's bed while he was next to me doing the same thing? I'm not daring enough to do it any where risky!

09-21-2005, 06:16 PM	#117
sweetmusk Ownz Location: brooklyn Posts: 847	i had a friend who was jerking off while driving over the speed limit and suddenly saw a police car pull into pursuit behind him. to escape, he took a sharp turn into a graveyard to hide and completed his masturbation there. true.