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Old 09-16-2005, 03:34 PM   #1
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Default attn sppunk: this thread is not meant to disrespect you in any way

I'm really curious, what would happen if you went tanning in a tanning bed? and What color are your eyes?

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Old 09-16-2005, 03:36 PM   #2
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My eyes are sky blue.

I have never been tanning in a tanning bed, but I presume my skin would resemble that of a fresh Maine lobster.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:36 PM   #3
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Default Re: attn sppunk: this thread is not meant to direspect you in any way

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I'm really curious, what would happen if you went tanning in a tanning bed?
Remember when buffy stakes the vampires?

Its not like that.

More like it is in Blade.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:43 PM   #4
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My eyes are sky blue.

I have never been tanning in a tanning bed, but I presume my skin would resemble that of a fresh Maine lobster.
ok just wondering/ thanks

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:45 PM   #5
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ok just wondering/ thanks
No problem.

If anyone cares, this can become an Ask sppunk thread. Because, as we all know, Netphoria revolves around sppunk.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:46 PM   #6
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Remember when buffy stakes the vampires?

Its not like that.

More like it is in Blade.
ahahaha.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:47 PM   #7
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No problem.

If anyone cares, this can become an Ask sppunk thread. Because, as we all know, Netphoria revolves around sppunk.
ok why do you think I'm not cool enough to view forum 9

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:48 PM   #8
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is your poop white?

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:51 PM   #9
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ok why do you think I'm not cool enough to view forum 9
You didn't donate, and only old-schoolers who didn't pay are in Forum 9.

You don't miss much, just some casual sex between Nimrod, Amy, myself and noir cat. Sometimes pink_ribbon_scars, too.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:51 PM   #10
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is your poop white?
No.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:53 PM   #11
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could you somehow make your poop white? for me?

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:57 PM   #12
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:59 PM   #13
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Sorry Meeks, not even for you.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:01 PM   #14
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i use poop whitener though. brown poop is just so 2004

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:03 PM   #15
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Ask a question or leave this thread, you smelly foreigner!

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:04 PM   #16
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i use poop whitener though. brown poop is just so 2004
I like to sit on a pine cone right before pooping so my turds have some sweet looking stripes on it. Not horizontal stripes, I have a complex about my weight.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:05 PM   #17
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what is the genetic probability that your children will be albinos (pigment challenged or whatever the politically correct term is) as well ?

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:09 PM   #18
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what is the genetic probability that your children will be albinos (pigment challenged or whatever the politically correct term is) as well ?
I'm not having children, but the probability would be the same as yours.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:10 PM   #19
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if you let your poop bake in the sun it turns white

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:12 PM   #20
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really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:13 PM   #21
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really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
Neither my wife nor I want children.

And, everyone carries the recessive gene for albinism. No one in my family or extended family is albino, just me. Both of my brothers are very dark skinned and have black hair. There is no evidence to show an albino's children will have a higher risk ... at least none that I know of, because everyone carries the trait.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:14 PM   #22
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ah ha! I didn't know that, that's very interesting

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:20 PM   #23
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ok yeah why can't i fix the title of the thread....to correct the spelling?

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Old 09-16-2005, 04:28 PM   #24
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what'd be your perfect job? an editor maybe?

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:32 PM   #25
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If Boston goes on another 86 yr drought, will you kill yourself

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:35 PM   #26
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what'd be your perfect job? an editor maybe?
My perfect job would be the publisher of Conde Nast Travel or Michelin Travel Guides, or be the public relations director for the Boston Red Sox. The former moreso, though.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:35 PM   #27
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really?no kids at all? I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
What the hell

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:38 PM   #28
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If Boston goes on another 86 yr drought, will you kill yourself
Well, I'll be dead in 86 years regardless, but I'd bet my life it's not that long until they win another World Series.

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:47 PM   #29
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I did a quick punnent square, and it seems you have a 3:1 ratio, so if you had kids at least one would have lighter skin
Lets see Tom...I'll take DeviousJ for the block!

 
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Old 09-16-2005, 04:52 PM   #30
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My eyes are sky blue.
get a load of this guy.

 
 


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