15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 02:47 PM

1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ... and see what happens
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again.'
15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We're out of toilet paper in here!'

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 02:48 PM

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Sam and Mike · 08-28-2005, 02:50 PM

Can I do these things in K-Mart too?

tootsie · 08-28-2005, 02:52 PM

ugh...no.

leave the poor retail lackeys alone.

Izzle · 08-28-2005, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

ok i'll admit i laughed at these.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by Sam and Mike
Can I do these things in K-Mart too?

I thought they went outta business. Just like Meijer will be. Thank God.

wHATcOLOR · 08-28-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ... and see what happens

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We're out of toilet paper in here!'

i like these ones best

Sam and Mike · 08-28-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

I thought they went outta business.

Nope. We still have one here.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

I thought they went outta business.

The went bankrupt and ended up buying Sears & Roebuck.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 03:56 PM

hmmmmm interesting.....

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 03:57 PM

Yeah when you hear that any multi-national corporation has gone bankrupt you shouldn't think they're going out of business. You should think that they are recieving a Get Out of Jail Free card.

teh b0lly!!1 · 08-28-2005, 04:03 PM

i found most of that really funny

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 04:30 PM

I think I actually want to do some of that stuff

D. · 08-28-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

lol

AndySlash · 08-28-2005, 04:41 PM

I think this list was forwarded to my email by one of my eager internet newbie friends.

In 1998.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 08:07 PM

yeah I did get it in an e-mail

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris
yeah I did get it in an e-mail

No. Kidding.

Voice Implodes · 08-28-2005, 09:43 PM

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Originally posted by GRSuperChris
1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

ive done this with condoms as well as rectal theromometers.

Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 09:45 PM

What's embarassing about condoms?

Voice Implodes · 08-28-2005, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious
What's embarassing about condoms?

now that i think of it, not much.

rectal theromometers was funny for awhile though. keep in mind iwas also 17.

neopryn · 08-28-2005, 09:47 PM

i should be so cool as to have condoms in my cart

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by Trotskilicious
What's embarassing about condoms?

Trust me walk through a store holding a box of condoms and people will stare at you. I don't know why. When they stare, start laughing and say "Why are you staring at me? Oh I know why, you envy me cause I am getting laid and you're not!"

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by neopryn
i should be so cool as to have condoms in my cart

We need 30cc's of new schtick, STAT.

neopryn · 08-28-2005, 09:50 PM

Oranjes · 08-28-2005, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by GlasgowKiss
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Trotskilicious · 08-28-2005, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GRSuperChris

Trust me walk through a store holding a box of condoms and people will stare at you. I don't know why. When they stare, start laughing and say "Why are you staring at me? Oh I know why, you envy me cause I am getting laid and you're not!"

So how is that embarassing.

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by Oranjes
2. Talking about the 100 most annoying things to post on a message board.

Thats cute Oranjes. That really is.

GRSuperChris · 08-28-2005, 10:07 PM

Old people stare mostly.......they probably think shit like hellions having sex before marriage and shit. Fuck waiting till marriage. If I waited till Marriage I'd stay a virgin my whole life. You need a wife to get married. So I gave up and got some.

neopryn · 08-28-2005, 10:07 PM

grsuperchris seems like a cool guy

GlasgowKiss · 08-28-2005, 10:08 PM

Who needs condoms when a swift kick in the stomach can cure pregnancy.

08-28-2005, 02:47 PM	#1
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	15 Fun things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,' ... and see what happens 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone? 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible. 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! It's those voices again.' 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud ‘We're out of toilet paper in here!'

08-28-2005, 02:48 PM	#2
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	100 most annoying things to post on a message board. 1. Funny lists.

08-28-2005, 02:50 PM	#3
Sam and Mike You are love, you are soul, you are real to me. Location: In each other's hearts Posts: 3,139	Can I do these things in K-Mart too?

08-28-2005, 02:52 PM	#4
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	ugh...no. leave the poor retail lackeys alone.

08-28-2005, 03:56 PM	#10
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	hmmmmm interesting.....

08-28-2005, 03:57 PM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	Yeah when you hear that any multi-national corporation has gone bankrupt you shouldn't think they're going out of business. You should think that they are recieving a Get Out of Jail Free card.

08-28-2005, 04:03 PM	#12
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i found most of that really funny

08-28-2005, 04:30 PM	#13
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	I think I actually want to do some of that stuff

08-28-2005, 04:41 PM	#15
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	I think this list was forwarded to my email by one of my eager internet newbie friends. In 1998.

08-28-2005, 08:07 PM	#16
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	yeah I did get it in an e-mail

08-28-2005, 09:45 PM	#19
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	What's embarassing about condoms?

08-28-2005, 09:47 PM	#21
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	i should be so cool as to have condoms in my cart

08-28-2005, 09:50 PM	#24
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862

08-28-2005, 10:07 PM	#28
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	Old people stare mostly.......they probably think shit like hellions having sex before marriage and shit. Fuck waiting till marriage. If I waited till Marriage I'd stay a virgin my whole life. You need a wife to get married. So I gave up and got some.

08-28-2005, 10:08 PM	#30
GlasgowKiss Quaid Hates You Location: Hollywood Posts: 14,160	Who needs condoms when a swift kick in the stomach can cure pregnancy.