The oreos at work are stale

Orenthal James · 08-27-2005, 07:39 PM

this is fucked up.

fuck this place

Voice Implodes · 08-27-2005, 07:42 PM

you only have one option then. shoot the place up. or if you prefer something less drastic, just go all Office Space on the photo copier.

alisonmonster · 08-27-2005, 07:42 PM

why do chewy things go hard and hard things go chewy when they get stale? answer me THAT.

Orenthal James · 08-27-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster
why do chewy things go hard and hard things go chewy when they get stale? answer me THAT.

fucking yeast bullshit probably.

i hate the food industry.

and cold things go warm and warm things go cold, but coffee always go colder than room temp, what the fuck

Esty · 08-27-2005, 07:51 PM

The fags here eat the cookies up fast. I bought 3 bags of cookies once and the fuckers went crazy and ate them all in 2 days. I'm not buying cookies twice a fucking week.

Orenthal James · 08-27-2005, 07:54 PM

i wish i had a digital camera here, i would post the cookie boxes

we have a box the size of a large mircrowave filled with individual sleeves of oreos.

alisonmonster · 08-27-2005, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Orenthal James

i hate the food industry.

yeah, we serve stale week old garlic bread at work and i have to pretend that when the customer goes "is this supposed to be this hard?" and hits the bread against the counter and the bread makes this hollow "clunk" sound, the bread is supposed to be like that.

Orenthal James · 08-27-2005, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster

yeah, we serve stale week old garlic bread at work and i have to pretend that when the customer goes "is this supposed to be this hard?" and hits the bread against the counter and the bread makes this hollow "clunk" sound, the bread is supposed to be like that.

tell him if he doesnt want his bread, there are starving kids in africa that would love to have it

DeviousJ · 08-27-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by alisonmonster
why do chewy things go hard and hard things go chewy when they get stale? answer me THAT.

Whoa man

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08-27-2005, 07:51 PM	#5
Esty Netphorian of the Decade Location: Waiting in line for his geranium kiss Posts: 15,478	The fags here eat the cookies up fast. I bought 3 bags of cookies once and the fuckers went crazy and ate them all in 2 days. I'm not buying cookies twice a fucking week.

08-27-2005, 07:54 PM	#6
Orenthal James Minion of Satan Location: standard hotel accommodation Posts: 9,399	i wish i had a digital camera here, i would post the cookie boxes we have a box the size of a large mircrowave filled with individual sleeves of oreos.