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GRSuperChris · 08-27-2005, 09:56 AM

This husband and wife are talking when she says, "Hun, I know what you can get me for my birthday!"

"What's that, sweetheart?" he ask.

"I want something that goes from 0 to 200 really fast," replies his wife.

He looks worried for a second and comes up with an answer....."Darling, that may be a little expensive, but I love you and I just want to make sure you are happy."

She smiles and gives him a hug and a kiss.

Over the next few weeks however he becomes stress out because he hasn't figured out what he is going to get her and working overtime at work. Also when he comes home she starts nagging him. He finally snaps and says "If you are not happy in this relationship maybe we should get a divorce!"

She yells back "Fine, I am sure I can find someone who will treat me better than you anyway!"

The court date is set to happen on her birthday.

So when the day for divorce court arrives, and they are standing on opposite sides of the room, the husband looks over and says, "Just because we are getting a divorce doesn't mean I forgot your birthday."

She smiles and says, "Awww you remembered!"

"Of course, a good husband remembers important stuff."

"Thank you, when could I see it?"

"Right now if you'd like."

The wife looks puzzled and while looking around exclaims, "Wow, where is it you must have hid it pretty good!?"

"No, Just in my bag."

He looks at the judge and signals that he is going to walk over to her.

The judge allows.

He opens the bag and says "Something that goes from 0 to 200 really fast huh? Well there it is!" as he hands her a scale.

Travis Meeks · 08-27-2005, 10:02 AM

you actually took the time to type this out?

GRSuperChris · 08-27-2005, 12:29 PM

yeah I was bored I was waiting for my gf to sign online so I could see if her internet is back up but she is still having problems with it.

08-27-2005, 12:38 PM

http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/speed-challenge/wmv

GRSuperChris · 08-27-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by THIS THREAD SUX
http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/speed-challenge/wmv

Woah, I somehow feel like I have lost alot of braincells after watching that.

08-27-2005, 02:39 PM

motorcycles PWN dude!!!!!

08-27-2005, 09:56 AM	#1
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	0 to 200 This husband and wife are talking when she says, "Hun, I know what you can get me for my birthday!" "What's that, sweetheart?" he ask. "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 really fast," replies his wife. He looks worried for a second and comes up with an answer....."Darling, that may be a little expensive, but I love you and I just want to make sure you are happy." She smiles and gives him a hug and a kiss. Over the next few weeks however he becomes stress out because he hasn't figured out what he is going to get her and working overtime at work. Also when he comes home she starts nagging him. He finally snaps and says "If you are not happy in this relationship maybe we should get a divorce!" She yells back "Fine, I am sure I can find someone who will treat me better than you anyway!" The court date is set to happen on her birthday. So when the day for divorce court arrives, and they are standing on opposite sides of the room, the husband looks over and says, "Just because we are getting a divorce doesn't mean I forgot your birthday." She smiles and says, "Awww you remembered!" "Of course, a good husband remembers important stuff." "Thank you, when could I see it?" "Right now if you'd like." The wife looks puzzled and while looking around exclaims, "Wow, where is it you must have hid it pretty good!?" "No, Just in my bag." He looks at the judge and signals that he is going to walk over to her. The judge allows. He opens the bag and says "Something that goes from 0 to 200 really fast huh? Well there it is!" as he hands her a scale.

08-27-2005, 10:02 AM	#2
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	you actually took the time to type this out?

08-27-2005, 12:29 PM	#3
GRSuperChris Demi-God Location: Grand Haven, MI Posts: 437	yeah I was bored I was waiting for my gf to sign online so I could see if her internet is back up but she is still having problems with it.

08-27-2005, 12:38 PM	#4
THIS THREAD SUX Posts: n/a	http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/speed-challenge/wmv

08-27-2005, 02:39 PM	#6
THIS THREAD SUX Posts: n/a	motorcycles PWN dude!!!!!