jerking off when you're sick

strange_one · 08-25-2005, 05:19 PM

it's never a good idea, really. of course usually when you blow your load there comes the feeling of relaxation for several minutes but you soon snap out of that if it's daytime/morning and you need to get up to do something else. I have a killer head cold, and last night when I came it drained every last ounce of energy my body had left and I couldn't even get up to clean myself. I just passed out for like 11 hours, sticky hand on my sticky shaft

AndySlash · 08-25-2005, 05:23 PM

TMI motherfucker.

peabody · 08-25-2005, 05:23 PM

It is at least distracting from your headache/sore throat/stuff for a minute, at least.

pink_ribbon_scars · 08-25-2005, 06:02 PM

in general, what guys do with their load when they masturbate sort of intrigues me, but not so much that i really want to know.

i think you should change your name back to strange_one.

strange_one · 08-25-2005, 06:04 PM

I will eventually. when I get to 20k maybe

relaxor! · 08-25-2005, 06:05 PM

You're an albaholic.

AndySlash · 08-25-2005, 06:05 PM

Yeah, wtf does that SN name mean anyway?

strange_one · 08-25-2005, 06:43 PM

even I don't know

smashingjj · 08-25-2005, 06:58 PM

Towels are made for "loads". Be sure to never "dry your hands" when you're at a male friend's house.

pink_ribbon_scars · 08-25-2005, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashingjj
Towels are made for "loads". Be sure to never "dry your hands" when you're at a male friend's house.

thank you very much, this might have been the best advice i ever got.

i have noticed some crusty washcloths at various apartments.

mistle · 08-25-2005, 07:09 PM

ew, don't cum on towels man

James Eats Pez · 08-25-2005, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
in general, what guys do with their load when they masturbate sort of intrigues me, but not so much that i really want to know.

i think you should change your name back to strange_one.

i like to suck it up, swirl it in my mouth, and spit it back out to use for lube for a second session

LSB · 08-26-2005, 01:34 AM

youre a filthy idiot if you clean up your cum with towels. what i do is masterbate in the bathroom, shoot it into the toilet, then simply wipe off with 2 slices of toilet paper and flush those as well.

neopryn · 08-26-2005, 01:37 AM

paper towels and tissues are all you need. paper towels to cover the surface/carpet, tissues to wipe. (you need to be gentle after activity like that)

Voice Implodes · 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pink_ribbon_scars
in general, what guys do with their load when they masturbate sort of intrigues me, but not so much that i really want to know.

i'm guessing yopu've never seen American Pie.

08-25-2005, 05:19 PM	#1
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	jerking off when you're sick it's never a good idea, really. of course usually when you blow your load there comes the feeling of relaxation for several minutes but you soon snap out of that if it's daytime/morning and you need to get up to do something else. I have a killer head cold, and last night when I came it drained every last ounce of energy my body had left and I couldn't even get up to clean myself. I just passed out for like 11 hours, sticky hand on my sticky shaft __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. type="hidden" name="search_box" value=1>

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08-25-2005, 06:43 PM	#8
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08-25-2005, 05:23 PM	#2
AndySlash Posts: 20,262	TMI motherfucker.

08-25-2005, 05:23 PM	#3
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	It is at least distracting from your headache/sore throat/stuff for a minute, at least.

08-25-2005, 06:02 PM	#4
pink_ribbon_scars At the beginning Location: GJ 1214 b Posts: 10,760	in general, what guys do with their load when they masturbate sort of intrigues me, but not so much that i really want to know. i think you should change your name back to strange_one.

08-25-2005, 06:05 PM	#6
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	You're an albaholic.

08-25-2005, 06:58 PM	#9
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	Towels are made for "loads". Be sure to never "dry your hands" when you're at a male friend's house.

08-25-2005, 07:09 PM	#11
mistle bonnie stars Location: saxophone Posts: 12,077	ew, don't cum on towels man

08-26-2005, 01:34 AM	#13
LSB Pledge Posts: 64	youre a filthy idiot if you clean up your cum with towels. what i do is masterbate in the bathroom, shoot it into the toilet, then simply wipe off with 2 slices of toilet paper and flush those as well.

08-26-2005, 01:37 AM	#14
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	paper towels and tissues are all you need. paper towels to cover the surface/carpet, tissues to wipe. (you need to be gentle after activity like that)