potential greatest movie of all time - Page 2

Nimrod's Son · 08-23-2005, 11:46 PM

Yes, those snakes deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell

COG · 08-23-2005, 11:46 PM

Yeah, I know, yours is actually gonna be better, but oh well, I was just trying to lie to myself.

FearFactory · 08-23-2005, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
you know he will have some kick ass one-liners and it wont even matter that he is talking to a snake cause the one-liners will be so good

You just brought my interest in this movie to another high.

COG · 08-24-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando
you know he will have some kick ass one-liners and it wont even matter that he is talking to a snake cause the one-liners will be so good

I actually think this will make the one-liners better

neopryn · 08-24-2005, 12:52 AM

pacific air flight 121 is the worst title ever

COG · 08-24-2005, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by neopryn
pacific air flight 121 is the worst title ever

I will second that

That would be horrible even for a movie of the week on LIfetime.

FearFactory · 08-24-2005, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by COG

I will second that

That would be horrible even for a movie of the week on LIfetime.

You watch or even know of that shit?

COG · 08-24-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

You watch or even know of that shit?

Dude, if you have never watched movie of the week on Lifetime, you are missing out on some of the best comedy programming on TV.

FearFactory · 08-24-2005, 01:40 AM

If I watch TV, it's usually something I own on DVD..

neopryn · 08-24-2005, 01:40 AM

they made us watch one about rape in health 1 in 9th grade. i don't know why. it was called a life disturbed or something.

COG · 08-24-2005, 01:43 AM

http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/index.php

Yeah, they have awsome names, always.

Stuff Like. "Taken in the Night" or "A Trust Betrayed" or "Innocence Lost: The So and So story" and they are all 100% or time "Based on a true story". I love it, yeah, between my mom and my wife, I have seen a few in my day.

Ugly · 08-24-2005, 02:04 AM

This party's over . . . snake on a plane.

Ugly · 08-24-2005, 02:24 AM

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/002_l.jpg
"FBI Snake Inspector, nothing to see here. Just making sure there's no snakes on board."

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/003_l.jpg
"The only snake I'm interested in is the one in your pants!"

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/004_l.jpg
"Hot daymn! What dis? A snake? On a plane?!"

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/005_l.jpg
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-nake? SNAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!"

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/006_l.jpg
"Repeat after me: 'There are no snakes on this plane.' Forget. Forget."

neopryn · 08-24-2005, 02:26 AM

oh man that was a great post

FearFactory · 08-24-2005, 02:38 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/003_l.jpg

I wonder who she is. I'd see the movie just to find that out!

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2005, 12:25 PM

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Originally posted by Ugly

http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/004_l.jpg
"Hot daymn! What dis? A snake? On a plane?!"

What the hell kind of reaction is that to having snakes everywhere

And what's with the dude behind him, he looks like he's watching the in-flight movie and doesn't even notice the place is crawling with snakes

Izzle · 08-24-2005, 12:29 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

And what's with the dude behind him, he looks like he's watching the in-flight movie and doesn't even notice the place is crawling with snakes

my thoughts exactly

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2005, 12:30 PM

I really hope we get to see Sam punch a snake in the mouth

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2005, 07:07 PM

"SNAKISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"

"SAY SSSSSS AGAIN. I DARE YOU. GO AHEAD SAY SSSSSSS AGAIN!"

Nimrod's Son · 08-24-2005, 07:09 PM

this may be better tha
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061191/

Ugly · 08-24-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
I really hope we get to see Sam punch a snake in the mouth

Only if we get a cut to a POV from the snake as Sam's fist is an ebony blur.

Nate the Grate · 08-24-2005, 10:19 PM

gotta see that movie...gotta

what's that movie called where like 100 comedians tell the same joke? is that out yet?

Nate the Grate · 08-24-2005, 10:21 PM

hey is that keenan? or kel?

Orenthal James · 08-24-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nate the Grate
gotta see that movie...gotta

what's that movie called where like 100 comedians tell the same joke? is that out yet?

aristocrats

christian zombie vampires · 08-25-2005, 02:59 AM

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Originally posted by COG
No, your all wrong, this is the movie to see with Samuel L. Jackson and the word snake in the title. Just that little plot outline says to me this will be the movie of Samuel Jacksons career. Maybe.

Black Snake Moan

Plot Outline: The plot involves a white nymphomaniac who must be "cured" of her disorder by an older black bluesman

Credited cast:
Samuel L. Jackson
Christina Ricci
Justin Timberlake
(more)

that is fucking killer.
they should just rename it A White Slut Fucks an Old Black Dude Who Plays Blues Music though.

Nimrod's Son · 08-25-2005, 03:19 AM

what's great is Sam Jacks9on went from an unemployed crackhead to being a highly paid movie star that gets to make out with Christina Ricci and be head of the jedi council

Ugly · 08-25-2005, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
what's great is Sam Jacks9on went from an unemployed crackhead to being a highly paid movie star that gets to make out with Christina Ricci and be head of the jedi council

He's certainly an inspiration to crack addicts everywhere.

Ugly · 08-26-2005, 01:49 AM

this thread should be bumped. Daily.

08-23-2005, 11:46 PM	#31
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08-24-2005, 02:04 AM	#42
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08-24-2005, 12:30 PM	#48
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08-24-2005, 07:07 PM	#49
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	"SNAKISH MUTHAFUCKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!" "SAY SSSSSS AGAIN. I DARE YOU. GO AHEAD SAY SSSSSSS AGAIN!" __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-24-2005, 07:09 PM	#50
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	this may be better tha http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061191/ __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-23-2005, 11:46 PM	#32
COG Apocalyptic Poster Location: At the scene of the crime, looking for clues Posts: 2,438	Yeah, I know, yours is actually gonna be better, but oh well, I was just trying to lie to myself.

08-24-2005, 12:52 AM	#35
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	pacific air flight 121 is the worst title ever

08-24-2005, 01:40 AM	#39
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	If I watch TV, it's usually something I own on DVD..

08-24-2005, 01:43 AM	#41
COG Apocalyptic Poster Location: At the scene of the crime, looking for clues Posts: 2,438	http://www.lifetimetv.com/movies/index.php Yeah, they have awsome names, always. Stuff Like. "Taken in the Night" or "A Trust Betrayed" or "Innocence Lost: The So and So story" and they are all 100% or time "Based on a true story". I love it, yeah, between my mom and my wife, I have seen a few in my day.

08-24-2005, 02:24 AM	#43
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/002_l.jpg "FBI Snake Inspector, nothing to see here. Just making sure there's no snakes on board." http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/003_l.jpg "The only snake I'm interested in is the one in your pants!" http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/004_l.jpg "Hot daymn! What dis? A snake? On a plane?!" http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/005_l.jpg "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-nake? SNAKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!" http://www.blackfilm.com/i3/movies/s...lane/006_l.jpg "Repeat after me: 'There are no snakes on this plane.' Forget. Forget."

08-24-2005, 02:26 AM	#44
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	oh man that was a great post

08-24-2005, 10:19 PM	#52
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	gotta see that movie...gotta what's that movie called where like 100 comedians tell the same joke? is that out yet?

08-24-2005, 10:21 PM	#53
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	hey is that keenan? or kel?

08-25-2005, 03:19 AM	#56
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	what's great is Sam Jacks9on went from an unemployed crackhead to being a highly paid movie star that gets to make out with Christina Ricci and be head of the jedi council __________________ - Nimrod's Son: Problem Solver!

08-26-2005, 01:49 AM	#58
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	this thread should be bumped. Daily.