That fucker Elijah Wood

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:33 PM

I was thinking of going to this comics/sci fi convention this weekend and I was looking over the guests, check this out:

AN AFTERNOON WITH ELIJAH WOOD
TICKET INFORMATION

BRONZE TICKET $79 (approx. $65 USD)

1. in-cludes third priority reserved seating

2. 1 Free autographed 8x10" photo, authentically signed by Elijah Wood

SILVER TICKET $119 (approx. $95 USD)

1. in-cludes second priority reserved seating

2. 1 Free IN-PERSON autograph from Elijah Wood, on an item of your choice.

GOLD TICKET $169 (approx. $135 USD)

1. in-cludes priority reserved seating

2. Special VIP ELIJAH WOOD Collector's Badge

3. 1 Free autographed 8x10" photo, authentically signed by Elijah Wood

4. 1 Free IN-PERSON autograph from Elijah Wood, on an item of your choice.

EXTRA IN-PERSON AUTOGRAPHS $75.00 EACH.

NOTE: ELIJAH WOOD TICKETS DO NOT in-clude TAXES OR ADMISSION PRICE TO THE EXPO.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:35 PM

I wanted to go for Adam Baldwin but I can't tell from the schedule if he's even signing autographs.

Ihaman · 08-25-2005, 02:35 PM

You're paying 165 dollars and they have the nerve to say something is free?

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:37 PM

I also wanted to see James Marsters, but he can go to hell, check this one out:

JAMES MARSTERS TICKET PRICING

ALL PRICES IN-CLUDE ALL TAXES

SILVER TICKET - $80.00 CDN (approx. $60.00 USD)

Limited! Only 500 Available
SUNDAY ONLY

1. One autograph (not personalized) on an item of your choice

2. Special limited edition 4x6 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive)

3. Q& A session (60 minutes)

GOLD TICKET - $200 CDN (approx. $150.00 USD)

Limited! Only 500 Available
SATURDAY ONLY!

1. One autograph (not personalized) on an item of your choice

2. Special limited edition 8x10 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive)

3. Q & A session (60 minutes)

4. Ticket to the photo session with James Marsters (photo *******d)

5. Acoustic musical set (45 – 60 minutes)

VIP TICKET - $625 CDN (approx. $500.00 USD)

Limited! Only 200 Available

FRIDAY, SATURDAY & SUNDAY

UPDATED

1. A private DINNER party with James in attendance for including Q&A Session (90 minutes)

2. A private acoustic musical set (45 minutes)

3. One personalized autograph on an item of your choice

4. Special limited edition 11x17 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive)

5. Ticket to the Saturday night acoustic musical set

6. Ticket to the Saturday photo session with James Marsters (photo in-cluded)

7. A free copy of his album

8. Complimentary admission to the Canadian National Expo

9. Saturday's autograph session (not personalized)

10. Saturday's Q&A session

11. Sunday's autograph session (not personalized)

12. Sunday's Q&A session

neopryn · 08-25-2005, 02:38 PM

i saw sin city last night. he was pretty good even though he didn't have one line.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:39 PM

ALSO, look how many things say (not personalized) after you spent over $100 just to meet them for 2 minutes. I found out about this comicon through the newspaper and there was this huge interview with James Marsters about how he goes for the fans and its great cause he can give back to his audience and be genuine bla bla bla for like 3 paragraphs, then I see this. What the hell...

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:41 PM

They have tons of big comic guys too but I'm not into comics anymore so I don't have any of their stuff to get signed, plus I don't really know most of em. Man, I just wanted to get my Firefly DVD signed by Adam Baldwin and maybe get James Marsters to sign a Buffy thing.

Oh yeah and admission is $20.

BeautifulLoser · 08-25-2005, 02:41 PM

That's pretty fucking gay right there

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:42 PM

Oh yeah they also have Counselor Troi, I had a crush on her!!

Izzle · 08-25-2005, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead
Oh yeah they also have Counselor Troi, I had a crush on her!!

hahaha. yeah that spandex was tight.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:48 PM

From the paper:

"However you cut it, I am the entertainment for the night, I am the dancing monkey, I am there to give them a little sincere moment with me, even if that lasts only one or three minutes," Marsters says. "I am very much concentrating on trying to meet people and trying to maintain sincerity in the face of meeting a thousand people. It is possible to do...I feel like unless you're giving people something real, go home. You can't give people bullshit. You can't give people crap. That offends me. On the other side of it, I'm always coming back to the hotel room so tired. But it feels good, my heart feels good."

tootsie · 08-25-2005, 02:50 PM

james marsters could charge double that and people would still consider it a good deal.

he has an amazing underground following. i had no idea until i started really digging buffy, but man, there are thousands of girls that would gladly lay their lives down for him if he asked them to. he's like elvis, just that the general population doesnt know him.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:51 PM

For any weirdos, they just added

http://andromeda.borderline-angel.com/030ecec0.jpg

At least he's here to do a charity auction.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 02:54 PM

Aw damn Nathan Fillion was originally scheduled to be there. I would have totally been there.

Dead · 08-25-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead

EXTRA IN-PERSON AUTOGRAPHS $75.00 EACH.

God damn I hope this guy's next movie bombs.

Oranjes · 08-25-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dead
For any weirdos, they just added

http://andromeda.borderline-angel.com/030ecec0.jpg

At least he's here to do a charity auction.

Hercules! Hercules!

jczeroman · 08-25-2005, 03:40 PM

Elijah Wood can charge whatever he wants for anythign he owns, including his person.

Mayfuck · 08-25-2005, 03:41 PM

wait when did jczeroman become mod?

BeautifulLoser · 08-25-2005, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman
Elijah Wood can charge whatever he wants for anythign he owns, including his person.

That doesn't mean people can't be angry about it

jczeroman · 08-25-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mayfuck
wait when did jczeroman become mod?

dood, I gave to the InstaMod™ donation fund a long time ago.

jczeroman · 08-25-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeautifulLoser

That doesn't mean people can't be angry about it

yea, rant and rave but if people pay it, that's what it's worth...

BeautifulLoser · 08-25-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman

yea, rant and rave but if people pay it, that's what it's worth...

Very true

vbshlofbvgos · 08-25-2005, 04:12 PM

Do these "stars" get paid by the convention organizers to come or do they just make whatever the fans pay them?

Luke de Spa · 08-25-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vbshlofbvgos
Do these "stars" get paid by the convention organizers to come or do they just make whatever the fans pay them?

Yeah, they set up a stall in the parking lot with their own cash registers and everything. Well, Elijah Wood does, at least. Bitch gotta pay for elevensies.

mourninglight · 08-25-2005, 04:40 PM

i almost went to a comicon once, but i wasn't in the mood to be raped

& i certainly wouldn't want to be raped by elijah wood - just b/c he's a hobbit, sheesh

maybe marsters tho... he's a dish

Dead · 08-25-2005, 05:21 PM

I've been to the Chicago Comicon twice in the 90s, it ruled both times. There were no assholes trying to charge you for autographs.. I got Jim Lee, McFarlane, all these awesome dudes. But too bad I got Jim Lee's autograph on a shitty WildCats comic. I also got Silvestri to sign this badass Wolverine trading card, it looks freakin sweet.

strange_one · 08-25-2005, 05:27 PM

wtf would elijah wood talk about for an afternoon?

BeautifulLoser · 08-25-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucky Day Spa
Bitch gotta pay for elevensies.

LOL

08-25-2005, 02:33 PM	#1
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	That fucker Elijah Wood I was thinking of going to this comics/sci fi convention this weekend and I was looking over the guests, check this out: AN AFTERNOON WITH ELIJAH WOOD TICKET INFORMATION BRONZE TICKET $79 (approx. $65 USD) 1. in-cludes third priority reserved seating 2. 1 Free autographed 8x10" photo, authentically signed by Elijah Wood SILVER TICKET $119 (approx. $95 USD) 1. in-cludes second priority reserved seating 2. 1 Free IN-PERSON autograph from Elijah Wood, on an item of your choice. GOLD TICKET $169 (approx. $135 USD) 1. in-cludes priority reserved seating 2. Special VIP ELIJAH WOOD Collector's Badge 3. 1 Free autographed 8x10" photo, authentically signed by Elijah Wood 4. 1 Free IN-PERSON autograph from Elijah Wood, on an item of your choice. EXTRA IN-PERSON AUTOGRAPHS $75.00 EACH. NOTE: ELIJAH WOOD TICKETS DO NOT in-clude TAXES OR ADMISSION PRICE TO THE EXPO.

08-25-2005, 02:41 PM	#8
BeautifulLoser Socialphobic Location: Middle of somewhere Posts: 13,755	That's pretty fucking gay right there __________________ __________________________________________________ Sean Casey is a stupid wigger!

08-25-2005, 05:27 PM	#27
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	wtf would elijah wood talk about for an afternoon? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. type="hidden" name="search_box" value=1>

08-25-2005, 02:35 PM	#2
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I wanted to go for Adam Baldwin but I can't tell from the schedule if he's even signing autographs.

08-25-2005, 02:35 PM	#3
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	You're paying 165 dollars and they have the nerve to say something is free?

08-25-2005, 02:37 PM	#4
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I also wanted to see James Marsters, but he can go to hell, check this one out: JAMES MARSTERS TICKET PRICING ALL PRICES IN-CLUDE ALL TAXES SILVER TICKET - $80.00 CDN (approx. $60.00 USD) Limited! Only 500 Available SUNDAY ONLY 1. One autograph (not personalized) on an item of your choice 2. Special limited edition 4x6 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive) 3. Q& A session (60 minutes) GOLD TICKET - $200 CDN (approx. $150.00 USD) Limited! Only 500 Available SATURDAY ONLY! 1. One autograph (not personalized) on an item of your choice 2. Special limited edition 8x10 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive) 3. Q & A session (60 minutes) 4. Ticket to the photo session with James Marsters (photo *****d) 5. Acoustic musical set (45 – 60 minutes) VIP TICKET - $625 CDN (approx. $500.00 USD) Limited! Only 200 Available FRIDAY, SATURDAY & SUNDAY UPDATED 1. A private DINNER party with James in attendance for including Q&A Session (90 minutes) 2. A private acoustic musical set (45 minutes) 3. One personalized autograph on an item of your choice 4. Special limited edition 11x17 autographed photo (Canadian Exclusive) 5. Ticket to the Saturday night acoustic musical set 6. Ticket to the Saturday photo session with James Marsters (photo in-cluded) 7. A free** copy of his album 8. Complimentary admission to the Canadian National Expo 9. Saturday's autograph session (not personalized) 10. Saturday's Q&A session 11. Sunday's autograph session (not personalized) 12. Sunday's Q&A session

08-25-2005, 02:38 PM	#5
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	i saw sin city last night. he was pretty good even though he didn't have one line.

08-25-2005, 02:39 PM	#6
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	ALSO, look how many things say (not personalized) after you spent over $100 just to meet them for 2 minutes. I found out about this comicon through the newspaper and there was this huge interview with James Marsters about how he goes for the fans and its great cause he can give back to his audience and be genuine bla bla bla for like 3 paragraphs, then I see this. What the hell...

08-25-2005, 02:42 PM	#9
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Oh yeah they also have Counselor Troi, I had a crush on her!!

08-25-2005, 02:48 PM	#11
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	From the paper: "However you cut it, I am the entertainment for the night, I am the dancing monkey, I am there to give them a little sincere moment with me, even if that lasts only one or three minutes," Marsters says. "I am very much concentrating on trying to meet people and trying to maintain sincerity in the face of meeting a thousand people. It is possible to do...I feel like unless you're giving people something real, go home. You can't give people bullshit. You can't give people crap. That offends me. On the other side of it, I'm always coming back to the hotel room so tired. But it feels good, my heart feels good."

08-25-2005, 02:50 PM	#12
tootsie Minion of Satan Location: go go gadget goggler Posts: 5,346	james marsters could charge double that and people would still consider it a good deal. he has an amazing underground following. i had no idea until i started really digging buffy, but man, there are thousands of girls that would gladly lay their lives down for him if he asked them to. he's like elvis, just that the general population doesnt know him.

08-25-2005, 02:51 PM	#13
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	For any weirdos, they just added http://andromeda.borderline-angel.com/030ecec0.jpg At least he's here to do a charity auction.

08-25-2005, 02:54 PM	#14
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Aw damn Nathan Fillion was originally scheduled to be there. I would have totally been there.

08-25-2005, 03:40 PM	#17
jczeroman Socialphobic Location: In my house. Posts: 14,465	Elijah Wood can charge whatever he wants for anythign he owns, including his person.

08-25-2005, 03:41 PM	#18
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	wait when did jczeroman become mod?

08-25-2005, 04:12 PM	#23
vbshlofbvgos Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,613	Do these "stars" get paid by the convention organizers to come or do they just make whatever the fans pay them?

08-25-2005, 04:40 PM	#25
mourninglight Ownz Posts: 899	i almost went to a comicon once, but i wasn't in the mood to be raped & i certainly wouldn't want to be raped by elijah wood - just b/c he's a hobbit, sheesh maybe marsters tho... he's a dish

08-25-2005, 05:21 PM	#26
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	I've been to the Chicago Comicon twice in the 90s, it ruled both times. There were no assholes trying to charge you for autographs.. I got Jim Lee, McFarlane, all these awesome dudes. But too bad I got Jim Lee's autograph on a shitty WildCats comic. I also got Silvestri to sign this badass Wolverine trading card, it looks freakin sweet.