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Old 08-25-2005, 12:26 AM   #1
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Red face Milk challenge has horrible consequences

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2142263

Marlins suspend batboy for milk-drinking dare

ESPN.com news services


Milk does a body good, but it didn't do good for one batboy.

On a dare, a Florida Marlins batboy tried to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up. But not only did the batboy not succeed in the challenge, his mere attempt cost him his job for six games, the Miami Herald reported Wednesday.

The Marlins suspended the unidentified batboy for the team's upcoming six-game homestand against the Cardinals and Mets from Aug. 28 through Sept. 4 for accepting the dare Sunday from Dodgers pitcher (and former Marlin) Brad Penny.

Penny offered the batboy $500 if he could drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour before Sunday's game without throwing up. Penny told the paper the boy drank the milk and didn't throw up, but didn't finish the gallon in the allotted time frame to win the dare.

"It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk," Penny told the Herald.

''It's ridiculous that they worry about stuff like that. It shows they [the Marlins organization] don't know anything about the game. That kind of stuff goes on everywhere. It didn't affect the way he worked, the way he did his job.''

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:35 AM   #2
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Old 08-25-2005, 12:41 AM   #3
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The Marlins suck anyway. They've won two championships in their short existence and still nobody cares. This is how the team's higher-ups vent their frustration; by throwing their weight around in the most ludicrous of situations.

Florida and baseball don't mix, unless it's spring training.

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:20 AM   #4
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The Marlins suck anyway. They've won two championships in their short existence and still nobody cares. This is how the team's higher-ups vent their frustration; by throwing their weight around in the most ludicrous of situations.

Florida and baseball don't mix, unless it's spring training.
hey.

down here we love us some devil rays.

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 08:05 AM   #5
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milk was a bad choice
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:47 AM   #6
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man college was fun

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:50 AM   #7
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i don't understand why they would suspend him.

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 09:55 AM   #8
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man college was fun
is that where you learnt to be a man?

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 11:41 AM   #9
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Old 08-25-2005, 04:54 PM   #10
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I heard on the radio that it was $1000 bucks. who can blame the batboy? screw the marlins, they're retarded.

oh, and, the devil rays are by far the worst organization in baseball, with the worst GM in baseball. they could have had a motherload of prospects by just dealing Aubrey Huff and Denys Baez, but instead asked for more. They were already getting 4 or 5 premier prospects, but they killed their chances by wanting MORE. haha they suck so much. remember the Canseco-McGriff-Vaughn trio? yeah, that worked out well.

I will give them credit for the Kazmir trade though, that was a steal.

 
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Old 08-25-2005, 05:28 PM   #11
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greg vaughn... i forgot about that mo fo

 
 



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