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Old 08-22-2005, 03:06 AM   #1
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Default Why did the indie kid fail Karate?

Cause he couldn't get past the white belt.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:07 AM   #2
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what do 50,000 battered wives have in common?


they never know when to shut the fuck up.
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:08 AM   #3
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Why did the plane crash?











































































Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:09 AM   #4
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whatd the black kid get for christmas?

my bike

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:13 AM   #5
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What's the most confusing day in Harlem?





Father's Day.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 03:15 AM   #6
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what shampoo does the emo kid need to use?





























johnson &johnsons no more tears.

badump chhh

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 04:08 AM   #7
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Why do women give birth?

Because it hurts and they deserve it.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:50 PM   #8
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Why do women give birth?

Because it hurts and they deserve it.
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:19 PM   #9
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What's black and blue and hates sex?




The 8 year old in my trunk

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 02:38 PM   #10
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whatd the black kid get for christmas?

my bike

 
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