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Old 08-22-2005, 01:21 AM   #1
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Red face ghosts from the past who find you on myspace

i recently got a strange friend request from someone in florida whom i swore i never met in my life. i messaged her and asked her who the fuck she was, in which she replied:


What the hell do you mean, dude? Culleoka class of 1999... Robbie's words of wisdom: "have sex on silk sheets"... "wonder bra".... Candace McMahan...the one you bought a rose for on Valentines day years ago at school. Everyone called me psycho, you called me hottie. That's how my nickname became psycho hottie, remember? Our senior year in high school Osborne brought in a clear garbage bags with tons of glazed donuts. Dawn's nickname was "big fro." I don't even remember Kasey's nickname. Chicken fingers in the cafateria...the only thing that was not road kill. Coach Fort and his "that's okay, I still like you." Ms. Morton in her black leather with whips and chains who we swore danced on tables on the weekends. Get the hint? Do you remember me now or have you fogotten? Wow I must be total looser or you're a total drunk!!!

Hope that's hint enough to remember....hope all is well. Speak with you soon.

LOL, Me.


she was right about those last 2 things, im a loser and a total drunk
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:50 AM   #2
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Hell, this thread title inspired me to search my ex-girlfriend's name on google. It came up with this site for an independent movie, she's an actress now and co-starring in some film. Man this is really disturbing me, I haven't seen her for like 3 years but I always think about her, now I just saw her in a movie trailer. I feel weird! :erm

Maybe if she becomes famous I can blackmail her with nude pics tho.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:53 AM   #3
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do you still mourn, dead because i mourned for a little over 2 years over my ex.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:53 AM   #4
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i cant find anyone ive ever known on myspace. i guess its nice to know some people in the world arent fags. on the internet at least

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:54 AM   #5
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Looks like there's a major lesbian element to this movie. :erm

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:55 AM   #6
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do you still mourn, dead because i mourned for a little over 2 years over my ex.
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:57 AM   #7
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LMAO@ Dead stalking his ex.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:58 AM   #8
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In the early 1970s two newlyweds, Steffan and Eva, journey from swinging Toronto to the Eastern Seacoast of Canada. Eva, an art dealer, has been summoned to appraise a collection of rare paintings at the estate of Countess Carmilla Karnstein. While staying the night in Montreal Steffan chance encounters an ex-girlfriend, Natalie Savalas, and her unusual lover, Dr. Yosek Wagner.

All four are thrown into a psycho-sexual psychedelic oddessy fueled by Carmilla's cruel passion. Only through an unexpected alliance with her mute henchman, Morpho, does anyone escape with their mind and body intact. But for how long can they evade the inevitable darkness of she whose powers of seduction are beyond the limits of time and space?

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:59 AM   #9
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I'm putting you on ignore. Bye.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:27 AM   #10
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hah, i've got at least one person on my buddy list from high school.

it can be kind of weird.
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:44 AM   #11
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In the early 1970s two newlyweds, Steffan and Eva, journey from swinging Toronto to the Eastern Seacoast of Canada. Eva, an art dealer, has been summoned to appraise a collection of rare paintings at the estate of Countess Carmilla Karnstein. While staying the night in Montreal Steffan chance encounters an ex-girlfriend, Natalie Savalas, and her unusual lover, Dr. Yosek Wagner.

All four are thrown into a psycho-sexual psychedelic oddessy fueled by Carmilla's cruel passion. Only through an unexpected alliance with her mute henchman, Morpho, does anyone escape with their mind and body intact. But for how long can they evade the inevitable darkness of she whose powers of seduction are beyond the limits of time and space?
holy shit. i know that if this was my ex it would really fuck me up, i hope you're more capable of dealing with life than i am

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:48 AM   #12
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holy shit. i know that if this was my ex it would really fuck me up, i hope you're more capable of dealing with life than i am
why would this "fuck you up"?

you guys are such fucking vaginas. get on with your own lives.
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:50 AM   #13
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i'm a loser.

but you know if someone you really like doesn't want you, and then runs all over town shaving her pussy for men and getting down in a lesbo porn film...

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 08:58 AM   #14
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i'm a loser.

but you know if someone you really like doesn't want you, and then runs all over town shaving her pussy for men and getting down in a lesbo porn film...
... it doesn't affect you and has nothing to do with you. Get over yourself.
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Old 08-22-2005, 09:04 AM   #15
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... it doesn't affect you and has nothing to do with you.
fair point

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 09:08 AM   #16
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... it doesn't affect you and has nothing to do with you. Get over yourself.
agreed.

quit being gay.
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Old 08-22-2005, 12:37 PM   #17
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Wow you guys are so wise, I wonder why I never thought of getting over myself before. Thank you so much.

Also, fuck off.

 
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Old 08-22-2005, 01:28 PM   #18
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Link to the trailer Dead.

 
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