Courtney Love pregnant with Alan Partridge's love-child!

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 02:39 AM

or so it says in todays news of the world

union jack · 08-21-2005, 06:11 AM

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/imag...page/s1_02.jpg

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz1.shtml

I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge

WILD woman of rock Courtney Love sensationally revealed last night that she is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan.
Approached in Los Angeles by the News of the World, she confirmed: "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby."
Courtney, widow of Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain, discovered her shock news just three days ago through a home pregnancy kit.
The baby was conceived during her two-week, drug-fuelled sex fling with British comedian Coogan in LA when they were both staying at the famous Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood.
Courtney told us: "I'd rather not talk about our relationship."
But we can reveal Coogan's demands in the bedroom were a world away from the stuffy antics of his blazer-wearing spoof chat show host.
Courtney told her friend: "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f***ing sex addict and has a major substance problem.

Normal

"He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for him so that he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion.
"When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal."
Courtney's friend told us: "Another time Courtney said he wanted to get a hooker.
"She told him she was too old for that. But Courtney told me, ‘That's his thing'.

Tatters

"He got a whole load of paraphernalia from the Hustler store up the road from their hotel.
"She also told me Steve talked her into doing something unsafe and said, ‘If he's given me anything, I swear to God, I'm going to cut his d*** off!'"
Rock chick Courtney is also worried her street cred could be in tatters for dating Alan Partridge.
She told her pal: "Tell me honestly...what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan Partridge?
"Given the grade A stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean...Alan Partridge!"
Courtney, who has a daughter of 11, Frances Bean, by Cobain, is dealing with the fall-out from the torrid fling while she is in rehab.
She was sent there by a court after breaching probation for an assault charge. She must avoid drugs, produce four urine samples a week to prove she is off them and remain in a drug treatment programme.
But after one drug-fuelled night with Steve, during which she admitted taking cocaine, she produced a positive sample and was sentenced to a three-week stint at a rehab centre in Newport, California.
Courtney's pal added: "She told me, ‘I'm not going to point fingers but, regarding this latest matter with the court, a certain person I've mentioned was around me at the time'.
"Courtney can't believe Steve hasn't felt in any small way responsible for what has happened to her in court."
The rocker is said to be furious with herself for allowing Coogan to talk her into unprotected sex.
The pal went on: "Steve laid all the lines on Courtney. She's such a fragile being at the moment and she believed every word he said.
"He told her how special she was to him and that he wanted her to come with him to visit his grandmother in Cork.
"He admitted seeing seven other women as well as Courtney but he told her he wasn't in love with any of them—he was falling in love with her."
But now Courtney just feels her life is in turmoil over her pregnancy.
She told her pal: "This couldn't have come at a worse time for me."
The friend added: "She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not.
"Coutney is 41 and this might be the last time she gets to have another child."
Dad-of-one Coogan, 39, was divorced by wife Caroline last month after he romped with lap-dancers. Aha!

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 06:29 AM

i posted this on the music board earlier but didn't go to the bother of finding a link.

got to love the alan

ChristHimself! · 08-21-2005, 07:19 AM

i hope it's true, she'd deserve it.

ChristHimself! · 08-21-2005, 07:23 AM

as i said in the other thread, i hope this is true, she deserves it.

Izzle · 08-21-2005, 07:24 AM

bullshit

Izzle · 08-21-2005, 07:25 AM

i can't believe this. this is truly a match made in norwich.

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 07:27 AM

check the news of the world website. she said it

Erics Trip · 08-21-2005, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dean moriaty
she said it

This makes it even harder to believe.

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Izzle
this is truly a match made in norwich.

lol. i wonder if they did it in a travel tavern

Erics Trip · 08-21-2005, 07:35 AM

As funny a story as it is, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out she's lying.

Perhaps it's just one of those classic cry's for attention

Izzle · 08-21-2005, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by union jack

"He told her how special she was to him and that he wanted her to come with him to visit his grandmother in Cork."

"Dad-of-one Coogan, 39, was divorced by wife Caroline last month after he romped with lap-dancers. Aha!"

these are the best bits.

Starla · 08-21-2005, 08:08 AM

And let's hope it's not Corgan's baby. Let's hope it's really Coogan's.

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...36&p=y53z4zz4z

Rock singer Courtney Love is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan, it was reported today.

Love, 41, widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and former lead singer with the band Hole, discovered she was expecting the British comedian’s baby three days ago through a home pregnancy kit, according to the News of the World.

She told the paper: “Yes, I am pregnant with Steve’s baby, but I’d rather not talk about our relationship"

Oh and this was amusing....

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz1.shtml

Courtney told her friend: "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f***ing sex addict and has a major substance problem.

"He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for him so that he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion.

"When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal."

Courtney's friend told us: "Another time Courtney said he wanted to get a hooker.

"She told him she was too old for that. But Courtney told me, ‘That's his thing'.

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 08:15 AM

this is now on three different boards

Izzle · 08-21-2005, 08:22 AM

hahaha

coogan/corgan

Starla · 08-21-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dean moriaty
this is now on three different boards

Well, fuck you. I just woke up and didn't take time to go look at all the fucking forums.

Starla · 08-21-2005, 08:26 AM

For those who believe MSN news to be a credible source

http://newsbox.msn.co.uk/article.asp...e=windows-1252

dean moriaty · 08-21-2005, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by To Starla

Well, fuck you. I just woke up and didn't take time to go look at all the fucking forums.

it's alright, somebody sorted it

DeviousJ · 08-21-2005, 12:05 PM

'How... how do you ride... ride a horse?'

Why are people talking about credible sources in this thread?

Pantomime · 08-21-2005, 01:25 PM

This is the best news ever.

Fonzie · 08-21-2005, 05:20 PM

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

As Jerome would say.

FYI - Courtney's off to rehab too.

08-21-2005, 02:39 AM	#1
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	courtney love pregnant by steve coogan or so it says in todays news of the world

08-21-2005, 06:11 AM	#2
union jack Demi-God Posts: 300	Courtney Love pregnant with Alan Partridge's love-child! http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/imag...page/s1_02.jpg http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz1.shtml I'm having Love child with Alan Partridge WILD woman of rock Courtney Love sensationally revealed last night that she is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan. Approached in Los Angeles by the News of the World, she confirmed: "Yes, I am pregnant with Steve's baby." Courtney, widow of Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain, discovered her shock news just three days ago through a home pregnancy kit. The baby was conceived during her two-week, drug-fuelled sex fling with British comedian Coogan in LA when they were both staying at the famous Sunset Marquis hotel in West Hollywood. Courtney told us: "I'd rather not talk about our relationship." But we can reveal Coogan's demands in the bedroom were a world away from the stuffy antics of his blazer-wearing spoof chat show host. Courtney told her friend: "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f*ing sex addict and has a major substance problem. Normal "He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for him so that he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion. "When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal." Courtney's friend told us: "Another time Courtney said he wanted to get a hooker. "She told him she was too old for that. But Courtney told me, ‘That's his thing'. Tatters "He got a whole load of paraphernalia from the Hustler store up the road from their hotel. "She also told me Steve talked her into doing something unsafe and said, ‘If he's given me anything, I swear to God, I'm going to cut his d* off!'" Rock chick Courtney is also worried her street cred could be in tatters for dating Alan Partridge. She told her pal: "Tell me honestly...what does it make me look like that I slept with Alan Partridge? "Given the grade A stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean...Alan Partridge!" Courtney, who has a daughter of 11, Frances Bean, by Cobain, is dealing with the fall-out from the torrid fling while she is in rehab. She was sent there by a court after breaching probation for an assault charge. She must avoid drugs, produce four urine samples a week to prove she is off them and remain in a drug treatment programme. But after one drug-fuelled night with Steve, during which she admitted taking cocaine, she produced a positive sample and was sentenced to a three-week stint at a rehab centre in Newport, California. Courtney's pal added: "She told me, ‘I'm not going to point fingers but, regarding this latest matter with the court, a certain person I've mentioned was around me at the time'. "Courtney can't believe Steve hasn't felt in any small way responsible for what has happened to her in court." The rocker is said to be furious with herself for allowing Coogan to talk her into unprotected sex. The pal went on: "Steve laid all the lines on Courtney. She's such a fragile being at the moment and she believed every word he said. "He told her how special she was to him and that he wanted her to come with him to visit his grandmother in Cork. "He admitted seeing seven other women as well as Courtney but he told her he wasn't in love with any of them—he was falling in love with her." But now Courtney just feels her life is in turmoil over her pregnancy. She told her pal: "This couldn't have come at a worse time for me." The friend added: "She hasn't made any decisions about whether she should keep the baby or not. "Coutney is 41 and this might be the last time she gets to have another child." Dad-of-one Coogan, 39, was divorced by wife Caroline last month after he romped with lap-dancers. Aha!

08-21-2005, 08:08 AM	#13
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	OMFG please don't let this shit be true And let's hope it's not Corgan's baby. Let's hope it's really Coogan's. http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertain...36&p=y53z4zz4z Rock singer Courtney Love is pregnant by Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan, it was reported today. Love, 41, widow of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain and former lead singer with the band Hole, discovered she was expecting the British comedian’s baby three days ago through a home pregnancy kit, according to the News of the World. She told the paper: “Yes, I am pregnant with Steve’s baby, but I’d rather not talk about our relationship" Oh and this was amusing.... http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...showbiz1.shtml Courtney told her friend: "It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f***ing sex addict and has a major substance problem. "He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for him so that he could keep going, despite the fact he was past the point of exhaustion. "When I was with Steve, I did things that I shouldn't have done. I passed the line of what even I think is normal." Courtney's friend told us: "Another time Courtney said he wanted to get a hooker. "She told him she was too old for that. But Courtney told me, ‘That's his thing'.

08-21-2005, 06:29 AM	#3
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	i posted this on the music board earlier but didn't go to the bother of finding a link. got to love the alan

08-21-2005, 07:19 AM	#4
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	i hope it's true, she'd deserve it.

08-21-2005, 07:23 AM	#5
ChristHimself! mental problems angel Location: i want u 2 caress me like a tropical priest Posts: 20,594	as i said in the other thread, i hope this is true, she deserves it.

08-21-2005, 07:25 AM	#7
Izzle Banned Posts: 6,212	i can't believe this. this is truly a match made in norwich.

08-21-2005, 07:27 AM	#8
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	check the news of the world website. she said it

08-21-2005, 07:35 AM	#11
Erics Trip Pledge Location: An Orwellian whorehouse Posts: 237	As funny a story as it is, I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out she's lying. Perhaps it's just one of those classic cry's for attention

08-21-2005, 08:15 AM	#14
dean moriaty lion of saloons Location: ^ Posts: 7,370	this is now on three different boards

08-21-2005, 08:22 AM	#15
Izzle Banned Posts: 6,212	hahaha coogan/corgan

08-21-2005, 08:26 AM	#17
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	For those who believe MSN news to be a credible source http://newsbox.msn.co.uk/article.asp...e=windows-1252

08-21-2005, 12:05 PM	#19
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	'How... how do you ride... ride a horse?' Why are people talking about credible sources in this thread?

08-21-2005, 01:25 PM	#20
Pantomime Ownz Posts: 553	This is the best news ever.

08-21-2005, 05:20 PM	#21
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,573	THIS IS AWESOME!!! As Jerome would say. FYI - Courtney's off to rehab too.