heeeeeeere we gooooOOOO!

[yo soy el mejor]

its like 12am and im about to ride my bike to the atm machine and then the store.

pray for me not get raped and/or run over.

i was last seen wearing blue jeans. a white shirt. a grey sweater and black shoes. i am 5'1".. 102 pounds. and i answer to ******. i have a birthmark on my back. use it to identify me.

thank you.

godspeed.

[Voice Implodes]

take this with you.

http://images.apple.com/shake/storie...ages/frodo.jpg

it will bring light when there is no light.

[christian zombie vampires]

you don't wear a helmet because it ruins your hair don't you. goddamn why do girls always do that. helmets are hot.

[yo soy el mejor]

i dont wear a helmet because helmets cost money. but other than that... i think they're great.

like me.

[Fathoms (unadored)]

helmets are too cumbersome. I like having the wind through my hair.

[ChristHimself!]

I thought this was gonna be a thread about that song off the gta sa soundtrack, slick rick - childrens story;

Heeeeeere we go,

Once upon a time not long ago,
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin’ like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil’ boy who was misled,
By anotha lil’ boy and this is what he said:
Me & you, ty, we gonna make sum cash,
Robbin’ old folks and makin’ ah dash,
They did the job, money came with ease,
But one couldn’t stop, it’s like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
Brotha,
Tried to rob a man who was a d.t. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
He said keep still, boy, no need for static,
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
But little did he know the lil’ boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said why’d ya hit me
? ,
The barrel was set straight for the cop’s kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
I’ll do years if I pull this trigga,
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
Cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
So he decided he’d hit for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
He was runnin’ top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
Then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw? ,
Dave the dope fiend shootin’ dope,
Who don’t know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said I need bullets, hurry up, run!
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen nova (? ),
Raced up the block doing 83,
Crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o’
Lead,
He told the cops back off or honey here’s dead,
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
Before long the lil’ boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
And this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman’s dream,
The cops shot the kid, ta still hear him scream,
This ain’t funny so don’t ya dare laugh,
Just another case ’bout the wrong path,
Straight ’n narrow or yo’ soul gets cast(? ).

Good night.

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
i dont wear a helmet because helmets cost money. like me.

[yo soy el mejor]

thanks for keeping me in your prayers. i hate all of you.

[wHATcOLOR]

you don't hate alexthestampede

[yo soy el mejor]

he said i was fat.

[mxzombie]

i thought this thread was going to be about peter pan

[dean_r_koontz]

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

pray for me not get raped and/or run over.

and i answer to ******. i have a birthmark on my back.
thank you.

the point of being run over is that you die, so hopefully they won't be able to identify you by the fact that you answer to ******
i'm slightly disgusted by that birthmark comment, like, too much information nigga..

[yo soy el mejor]

thats why i said and/or. because like.. if i had just been raped and then left in a ditch to die i might have been able to respond when the search crew came by.

and dont act like you dont have any birthmarks. f u.

[dean_r_koontz]

Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
thats why i said and/or. because like.. if i had just been raped and then left in a ditch to die i might have been able to respond when the search crew came by.

and dont act like you dont have any birthmarks. f u.

i'm clean. that's because of my ubermensch genes, it's nothing that a mexican harlot like yourself bumps into when she travels across white trash country.

[yo soy el mejor]

whatever. you're a dwarf.

[dean_r_koontz]

i'm strong as an ox, so i guess that insult was a weeee bit off.