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Old 07-28-2005, 10:33 PM   #1
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Arrow i just tinkled in the tub.

because eli is taking a dump.

now im bored.

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:36 PM   #2
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why was eli taking a dump in the tub?

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:38 PM   #3
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why was eli taking a dump in the tub?
lol

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:38 PM   #4
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quality

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:39 PM   #5
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That's.. kind of gross :/

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:41 PM   #6
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sometimes i think ****** is too high brow for netphoria

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:42 PM   #7
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i sometimes pee while taking a shower

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:44 PM   #8
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you silly geese! he was taking a dump on the toilet. i was like FUGGIT. and took off my shorts and tinkled in the tub. of course i had the water running. it splatterd ALL OVER my ankle. i just rinsed that bad boy off and i was good to go.

im still bored though.

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Old 07-28-2005, 10:50 PM   #9
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If you can't hold it in you don't deserve to live under a roof.

 
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Old 07-28-2005, 10:52 PM   #10
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i tried. i really did. i was like 'hurry up and poo. i gotta go' he was like 'i'll be a while. go in the sink' i was like :/ f. it. im gonna get some chicken soup. next think i know im in the kitchen dancing around liek a retarded ballerina. i just couldnt take it. i really had to go. i have a small torso. so im sure my bladder is tiny. i have to piss a lot.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:07 AM   #11
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you make pee pee, know what I'm sayin?!
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:23 AM   #12
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maybe.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:26 AM   #13
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why the hell does eli take so long
make him eat more fiber

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:34 AM   #14
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tee hee!
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:41 AM   #15
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Hmm….

This I cant relate too.

It’s dirty.
But bad dirty, not good dirty.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:42 AM   #16
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when you gotta go. you gotta go.

c'est la vie.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:50 AM   #17
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when you gotta go. you gotta go.

c'est la vie.
Uh huh.
I use the garden.

I'm a boy though.


But next time I urinate in the garden, I'm making a thread.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 01:50 AM   #18
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i dont give a hoot.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 02:56 AM   #19
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you make pee pee, know what I'm sayin?!
this just made me laugh for like 10 minutes

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:00 AM   #20
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it splatterd ALL OVER my ankle.
You should have peed standing up.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:11 AM   #21
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i tried. i really did. i was like 'hurry up and poo. i gotta go' he was like 'i'll be a while. go in the sink' i was like :/ f. it. im gonna get some chicken soup. next think i know im in the kitchen dancing around liek a retarded ballerina. i just couldnt take it. i really had to go. i have a small torso. so im sure my bladder is tiny. i have to piss a lot.
you are strong internet crush material

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 03:58 AM   #22
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YOu can't expect a beaner to comprehend the simplest of human niceties.

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 05:30 AM   #23
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I have a small bladder too

 
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Old 07-29-2005, 05:40 AM   #24
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YOu shoulda just sprayed all over Eli's face. Tit for tat or something.
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